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Almost Everyone Hates Selena Gomez

Girl, wake up and get a fucking clue, most of these bitches don’t like you. Selena Gomez vastly underestimates the envy surrounding her in Hollywood. A coveted triple threat, Selena can sing, dance and act, causing many of her peers to feel inadequate. I can say Taylor Swift 100% loves her, swapping Matt Healy’s soul to save Selena Gomez, despite the risk (read Taylor Swift’s Soul Switch).

Men flock to her, including The Weekend, who treated her far better than he did Bella Hadid (he was probably freaked out by her stealing Carla Bruni’s entire face via plastic surgery). Hailey Baldwin had to do black magic to separate her from Justin Bieber (read The Love Witch Glamour Magic), even his former best friend Benny Blanco yearned for her the entirety of their relationship. Women are also enamored with her, like Cara Delevingne (upsetting Kendall Jenner). Selena Gomez doesn’t need glamour magic to get people to fall in love (read What Is Glamour Magic?).

She’s also the only one who usurps the satanic Kardashian Jenner West coven on Instagram, having a larger following (that’s why Kylie Jenner & Hailey tried to bully her off the platform).

Both her artistic and entrepreneurial endeavors have been massively successful. She’s ingrained in our core memories be it Barney or Wizards of Waverley Place. Selena Gomez is completely self-made and her beauty is raved about, even when she’s plus sized.

A friend of your enemy is your frenemy, cough Eva Longoria cough. All of Selena’s health problems come from the Kardashian Jenner West coven, which Hailey belongs to. I mean hello, they’ve been trying to kill her (read Kylie Jenner Gets Meg Thee Stallion). They seethe, irked that she remains alive and continues to elevate higher. A full package star irritating these spectacles. The fact that I have to point this out proves she’s missing a brain. Via: SelenaGChile

Updated: 9/23/2025 4:49am

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