Mindy Kaling Aging Like Fine Wine

Some people are fortunate enough to get hotter with age, Mindy Kaling is one of those people. She’s launching a bikini collab with Andie Swim, to empower women and she looks damn good doing it. Also I love the beach, we know this. My favorite part is actually the confidence of beach goers. I fucking love that people come as they are, nobody gives a fuck how you look at the beach. You’d think it’d be the opposite, but it’s truly not. I’ve never seen anyone shamed, or shy. We’re all just soaking up the sun, slathering oils we brought, or borrowed from one another. It’s such a peaceful accepting place, nobody stops you from drinking, smoking, living your life. It’s utopia.
Personally never going topless again, although it was the only reason the cops didn’t arrest me for toking when it was illegal. From po-po to an orthodox Jewish man, I was gawked at to the point of perversion. An old man literally turned his chair to look at me, later stating I had big breast and giving me a thumbs up. I promise you, if you aren’t feeling confident go to the beach. However, if your feet specifically aren’t done, that’s when people judge you. Deadass. Are you excited for beach season? Via: People Style

Marie-Louise & René Glémarac

Couple goals. Age isn’t a determinant for being major if you do so gracefully. There are a lot of tacky young people fyi. This is so, so cute. I’m going to be just as extra. Which fit is your favorite? Via: Michealla Styles

Dress Code For The Seasonal Shift

NYC dress code currently. One minute it’s humid and hot, the next it’s below freezing. Oh that in between time, it’s making me sick. Coughing my life away and fighting to keep my voice. Thank God for whiskey and tea. Am I still gonna smoke weed? Yes. Am I still gonna wear tiny outfits under extravagant coats? Yes. I won’t let winter win, I’ll be fine. How do you transition between seasons? Via: Founding Fabric

Michelle Yeoh Is Just Beginning

Life isn’t this linear thing. The unexpected can happen suddenly, at any age, out of nowhere. Michelle Yeoh is 60 years old and just in her prime. Major, like this shoot. Don’t let society dictate your timeline. Do you boo, or you just might miss out on something fantastic. Via: Elle Magazine

Miss Piggy Nail Wisdom

Love getting my nails done. It makes me feel complete, happy, beautiful. It’s art, expression, a form of self care. Of course not for everyone and women who don’t like getting their nails did shouldn’t be chastised for it, hiding their hands. Like honestly it sounds silly, but it’s not. It’s actually a source of anxiety, since it’s expected of us. People notice, some comment, put them in their place. Men get to look gross, no one batting and eye. Keep the same energy. That being said, I’m def doing dark red next! Via: Daily_Charme

Business Mixed With Pleasure

When the weekend goes by too quickly and you’re not ready for work. It’s called business casual. Kind of like a mullet, except the parties in the front, business in the back. Business and pleasure meet when you do what you love, am I right? Via: Yasmeen Ghauri Archive

Bretman Rock For The Wow Mag

He’s just fucking gorgeous. Always and forever obsessed with Bretman Rock, his looks, his personality, his niece. That’s it, that’s the message. Just wanted to show them love. Carry on with your glam rock, gender fluid, fine ass. The hair is to die for, this why weaves are made from the hair of Asians and Hispanics. Don’t ever get it twisted. Which is your favorite look? Via: Art8Amby

Halloween Nails Twenty Two

Taking a break from getting my nails done so they can heal. They still need a little more time, which sucks with Halloween right around the corner. Honestly, I might just say screw it and get them did. I mean look how cute these Halloween designs are!!!! Which is your favorite? Via: Nails By Bayleigh, Cheyannes Nails, Neka Nails It & Adrianna Wysocka

Liquid Eye Can Ruin Your Life

Literally the exact precision needed to apply liquid eyeliner. My friend picked something up at Sephora before going to a birthday dinner, and was about to put liquid eyeliner on for the first time. I said hold up bitch, if you’re a virgin things can go south rapidly, devouring your time. She asked the first person she saw to do it for her. Smart girl. Liquid eyeliner makes blinking a matter of life, or death.

My mom never allowed me to wear makeup, yet I’d come home with eyeliner and mascara applied by my friends. Sara Tam always did it for me. Then Jennifer. Then Paulina. Then Lauren. Then I started doing it myself, let me tell you the liquid and eyebrow pencil learning curve can make you late late. Practice makes perfect though. I prefer pencil first, then applying liquid over it. Do you have any make up horror stories? Via: Helium Magazine