Timothee Chalamet Isn’t Sexy

Somebody’s gotta say it, let me be the one to continuously humble this awkward white boy. Watching Timothee Chalamet claim 2% Jamaican in that Druski skit, trying to be down with blacks, was cringey and uncomfortable. I wanted to see what else the comedian had going on after that Erika Kirk blessing he bestowed upon us.

Timothee Chalamet is talented, for as long as I allow, but has ZERO SEX APPEAL. Comparing himself to Marlon Brando, Leonardo DiCaprio is a NO. They had entire generations for decades in a chokehold, on some heartthrob shit. Forever sex symbols. Chalamet can’t pull it. The plastic surgery, glamour magic, satanic, fake billionaire, talentless reality star Kylie Jenner is 100% the best he can do (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau).

The fact that he needs her to be relevant says it all. He went from star to spectacle with a quickness. None of the actors he compared himself to had that issue, they were more known than their dates. There are levels and he isn’t on it. Awkward ass. You’re welcome for expressing what we’re all thinking, especially us black women. He’s not the vibe. Via: Viral Pop Culture

Updated: 3/31/2026 1:33am

Timothee Chalamet Hair Inspiration

Everyone is skipping over one of narcissistic, delusional, entitled actor Timothee Chalamet’s biggest crimes, that fucking haircut. Nigga must’ve of had the same stylist as Bianca Censori, because shit looks like it was done eyes closed (read Baby Arm Bianca Censori West). I mean, what the fuck is going on in that family forreal? Did he take her picture to the stylist and say- this.

For him to ever comment on the arts when he’s in a PR relationship with botched reality star and fake billionaire Kylie Jenner, is audacious. He needed someone who purchased a black aesthetic, has zero talent or business acumen, with a penchant for glamour magic and click farms, to remain relevant (read The Richest Kardashian Jenners…). A joke.

You are not the vibe. Mind you the Kardashian Jenner’s remain in the limelight by laundering the majority of trafficking money, for Hollywood (read The Kardashian Jenners: Lies, Lies, Lies, Yeah). Taking the risk of arrest for everyone when shit hits the fan. It’s all smoke, mirrors, and blackmail (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau).

Kylie Jenner, like her gutter family, has no business at anything of this caliber. Both she and Timothee are culture vultures. He’s has NO SWAG. He’s an awkward, gangly, white guy. Barely attractive at that, he can’t pull off anything beyond his signature longer locks and hairless face. Where’s the lie? Get back in your car, clowns. Drive off. I’m just beginning with them though, Kali & Shiva. Via: Viral Pop Culture

Updated: 3/18/2026 2:28am

You Should Fear Mayor Zohran Mamdani

Of course his views on Zohran Mamdani changed, Donald Trump is scared. I gave Mamdani unrestricted magic, fuck around and find out. While the rest of them are powerless and extremely regulated (read Declined: The Illuminati’s Rituals & Magic). In what world did they think I’d allow them to use my domains, which gave them power in the first place, after severely abusing me? Hubris is never a good idea, Kali & Shiva. Via: ViralPopCulture