Where do I even begin with this ENTIRE fucking loser. Jerry Faye Hall is the biggest pick me, desperate for a nigga that stays playing her, insecure, idiot, hillbilly bitch I’ve EVER had the displeasure of witnessing. Let me go into all the reasons she’s Mick Jagger’s lamest bitch, even murderer rapist Melanie Hamrick is better.
My apologies to Mick when I kept hounding him about following her on social media, telling him how much she contributed to his legacy. I 100% understand why he hates her and did her the dirtiest of everyone. Fuck Jerry Hall, bro, deadass. I honestly feel bad he’s stuck with her and that’s saying A LOT. How many ways can one man show his disdain, for you to still, still not register it? Hall spent decades playing this woe is me victim to the rakish rockstar. Whole time she’s a side bitch who opened her legs to a married man (read Bianca Jagger Was Depressed). Running around town doing exactly what she attacked Luciana Gimenez for, except Mick was never her husband (read Jerry Hall Was Never Mick Jagger’s Wife). At least Luciana was apologetic, mistress Jerry WAS NOT. The airhead spent those days talking shit about his ONLY WIFE Bianca Jagger, like she was the victim. TYPICAL KAREN BEHAVIOR.
All Jerry does is go around putting other women down. This irksome bitch keeps going on and on about having wrinkles, like she’s special. Newsflash, it’s no great feat, the fuck. Fishing for complements while berating everyone else. Meanwhile Paulina Porizkova gets continuous praise because her wrinkles are cute. Jerry’s are a fucking disaster. We see them and we’re NOT IMPRESSED! STFU already. Kris Jenner looks better than you. If I had to choose between hanging out with either, I’d pick Jenner. She gonna have bottles and pills popped. While Hall goes on and on about the past, like the washed up, has been, she is.
Jerry Hall lost her only marriage to Rupert Murdoch, for a man who was RELIEVED to finally get rid of her; the lovechild he had is his favorite (read Mick Jagger’s Favorite Child Lucas Jagger). The billionaire treated her like a queen, to his children’s chagrin. Instead of being grateful, she lost it all for a man who let her think they were married for decades, knowing damn well he never got a license. The 70’s relic has released smear campaigns against the women Jagger actually enjoys being around, stating Luciana Gimenez uses him for media attention and is milking it, L’Wren Scott was in financial despair, despite leaving Jagger millions, causing confusion about her estate. Who does that to a dead person (read Jerry Hall Lies About L’wren Scott)?
No wonder their mutual friends like Alanna Stewart and Anjelica Houston don’t fuck with Jerry anymore (read Jealous Jerry Hall & L’wren Shared Friends).
Cut to, JERRY HALL is the one always talking about the frontman for attention. Why THE FUCK would he need to watch their GROWN ASS ADULT CHILDREN while she’s on Traitors? This bitch is a LOSERRRRRRRRR. Mick Jagger is the most fascinating thing about her.
Her kids don’t even inherit anything, nor does Melanie Hamrick. He literally hates both of them. Lucas Jagger is the only child he’ll give money to, that’s how ecstatic he was to get rid of Hall (read Melanie Hamrick And Kids Out Of Mick’s Will). I too would receive coins, until I dumped him. Thanks to his extreme abuse I’m still taking his assets. I’ll be emptying Jerry Hall’s pockets as well. She doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up; her fake admiration for Melanie certified she was an accessory in crimes against me (read Breaking Down Melanie Hamrick’s Perjury Fail). Dumb bitch. Mind you MELANIE HAMRICK ALSO DOESN’T LIKE JERRY HALL, that’s the gag. She never even mentions this bimbo, but was on numerous troll accounts talking shit about her. Even tried to scapegoat her on a finista (read Melanie Hamrick Gets Rupert Murdoch Fired). Jerry Hall has no self-respect over a man who thinks she’s a clown. Melanie Hamrick wants to BE L’wren Scott, NOT Jerry and we ALL see why. Geez.
***OH MORE IS COMING!
