Red Red Wine

You can find me inside drinking red wine, not adding to the Covid surges that are currently plaguing our nation and the world at large. If you are alleviating stress by going outdoors please be safe and respectful. Wash your hands, wear a mask, social distance! Via: The Kitchn

Stupid Stoner Moments

Some of the dumbest things I’ve done due to being stoned out of my mind:

  1. Dirty Laundry- One time in the not too distant past, I was staying at an Airbnb and thank the lord, they had a laundry room. It was quaint, just a washer and dryer placed in a broom closet. Still I was grateful. The plan was to run errands while I did chores. Dropping my load, I came back to hot, fresh laundry. Under the impression that my clothes had washed then dried all in one. Wow, what a super advanced unit! Two full minutes later. It dawned on me that I’d placed my clothes covered in detergent in the dryer. Like a dummy. This wasn’t some super fancy new technology after all.
  2. Aaliyah Was A Man- Standing in the doorway my roommate equally, if not more high, Nicole went on a 45 minute tangent dragging me into the K hole she found herself in. “And see look at this picture. You see the man, you see the woman, look at the difference in their back structures. Now look at Aaliyah…she was born a man bro. She got Indian in her family, Indians believed in five genders…” She was so passionate, so convincing I ran to text my very sober friends. Presenting the evidence, I was shaken out of my smoke fogged brain. “This is dumb.” I was made aware how preposterous the whole thing was.
  3. Take A Stand- It’s so rude! You can do so much better than that and she’s fucked up for saying that, I’m sick of it. “Okay….calm down. He’s not that bad.” What? You deserve more. Don’t say that about yourself! You don’t have to settle for an old man. “What are you talking about?” Turns out for an entire year I thought my friend Lala’s coworkers were trying to hook her up with the seventy year old in the office, mixing his name up with that of the hot, young one who looked liked Usher. Suddenly everything we ever discussed about it made sense…well kind of.
    What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done, because you were high af? Photo: Grass in Class

Current Mood: I’m Back

Gave up wine for thirty days. Heading to the wine shop asap rocky to purchase an organic Pinot noir. In the meantime I’ll be sipping this tequila and coke. Time cannot be retrieved so I won’t spend a second moping when so many haven’t and won’t wake up. It’s Saturday adapt baby. How are you spending time? Photo: Nostalgia Puff

New Years Eve Vibe

One of my favorite accounts ItsJeffEpstein posted this posing the question, which Lindsay are you going into the New Year as? I will be entering 2020 as Lindsay number 1, career oriented, ambitious and leveling up. I was going to party with my partner in crime, but I’m on a creative roll and will be flushing out the characters of my story! As a writer getting to a point where you aren’t putting yourself down constantly is a miracle! So I am going to build on this habit, because that is my priority for the new decade.

Raise Your Hand…

If your retrograde has been a little…intense. Has anything strange happened to your technology, transportation or communication? My phone was acting bonkers last night for a good 30 minutes.

Hallow’s Eve

The spiritual meaning of Hallow’s Eve, has roots that trace back to a celebration called Samhain. Samhain is the celebration of the darker half of the year, where we enter winter. It celebrates death and new beginnings. This is a great time to release anything that is no longer serving you.

Halloween is when the veil between the dead and the living is the thinnest. It is believed that the dead are allowed to roam our world for this one night. This is how costumes started, to either ward them off or confuse them. Many use this time to honor the dead, specifically their ancestors through rituals. In doing so one must be careful, as you might attract the wrong energy. Especially since Mercury in retrograde is overlapping with this event. How will you be celebrating tonight? Photos: Super France and Morphe Brushes

Happy Halloween

From the B in apartment 23. Not only is it Halloween, but Mercury in retrograde begins today. This means massive spiritual shifts and purging. Have fun, be smart, be safe. What are you dressing up as tonight? Photo: Sunset Witch