Paris Hilton vs. Kim Kardashian Verdict

I’ve cogitated on this whole Paris Hilton, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian love triangle and finally reached a conclusion.
Question: Does Kimberly owe Paris a public apology? Kanye did it, should she follow suit after possibly breaking girl code by being a backstabbing, social climbing hoe?

This is the claim that’s been made against her, after I pointed out based on the rappers ‘Dark Fantasy’ lyrics, the early aughts bad girl hit it first. Kimberly, at the time of the incident, was merely Paris’s assistant. Prompting Kanye to apologize for his social faux pas, lusting after the help and regretting his choice of baby mama (read Co-Signed By Kanye: Him, Paris & Kim).

Fact: Paris Hilton built TMZ, reigning in a time before social media. Kim Kardashian worked for her, traveling almost everywhere together. Paris was the star. An old money hotel heiress with social connections ranging from old Hollywood legends like Zsa Zsa Gabor to present. Unlike Kimberly she didn’t need anyone to break into exclusive circles.

Fact: Along with best friend and partner in crime Nicole Richie, daughter of music icon Lionel Richie, Paris did the reality television gambit first. The Simple Life was mega.

Fact: Paris Hilton’s fame skyrockets with the release of infamous sex tape ‘One Night In Paris.’ Kris Jenner & Kim Kardashian follow suit, releasing their own porn starring Kim and ex-boyfriend Ray J. Everyone said they were behind the leak, from attorneys involved to her co-star ex. Never forget they robbed Ray J’s mom Sonja Norwood.

Fact: Paris Hilton joined the beauty industry first with her perfumes. Kimberly started out the same exact way, before expanding into makeup and skincare.

Fact: Paris got into modeling and fashion first, after being spotted by photographer David LaChappelle. Statuesque, the heiress has the height, facial structure and serves body.

Fact: Paris got into music first, Kimberly dabbled and failed. While ‘Stars Are Blind’ became a hit, I do not remember anything about ‘Jam (Turn It Up).’

Fact: Paris Hilton got into acting first from commercials to horror film ‘House Of Wax.’

Fact: Paris Hilton fucked Kanye West (and Travis Barker) first.

Verdict: Not trying to add to the drama I started, but I rule in favor of Paris Hilton. She’s definitely owed a public apology from Kimberly. While imitation is a form of flattery, this is a violation of being. Everything Paris did Kim copied, like taking another country’s resources as your own. Paris Hilton is the blueprint, without her there wouldn’t be a Kardashian Jenner empire. While they bought TMZ, paying them to publish whatever they say, without Paris’s wild antics (along with Lindsay Lohan & Nicole Richie) the media outlet wouldn’t exist. Their rockstar behavior is what we tuned in for. The Kardashian Jenner’s ruined it through commercialization, taking away their credibility. Had Instagram been around in the time of Hilton’s reign, she’d undoubtedly have the larger fan base. Furthermore, Kanye West, who she fucked first, is the sole reason Kim’s family has any social standing within the art and fashion industry, before draining and discarding him. People didn’t want to dress fame whore Kim, rightfully so. Paris was the victim, having nothing to do with the release of an intimate moment. Whereas Kim Kardashian debased herself for attention, then lied about it for sympathy. Something that family does time & time again. Most of us don’t believe she was robbed in France. When you’re a spectacle with no talent or originality, manufacturing drama is the only option to stay in the limelight. 100% Kimberly needs to apologize, she used both Paris and Kanye to social climb, taking everything from them on the way up. The girl had no style until her ex-husband gathered her; Paris gave us signature looks effortlessly, from Juicy Couture tracksuits to pet accessories. As a blueprint myself, that shits annoying, having parasites siphon your swag constantly and take the credit. Raise your hand if you’ve been a victim of the Kardashian Jenner’s leech like, Leatherface behavior. Just take my fucking skin and wear it. Via: Vanity Fair

Updated: 8/15/2025 9:59am

Lana Del Rey’s In Her Feelings

How Lana Del Rey looks at me for giving Lindsay Lohan a deal, a month after telling her she’s not getting one because she’s white. Sorry not sorry. I unfollowed Lindsay for claiming Donald Trump was bullied and I wanted her to get serious about acting. Lana allowed people to take her out of the divines favor, years after posted evidence. Without me this bitch wouldn’t have a career (read Lana Del Rey: The Glaring Underbelly, one of my best pieces).

I saved you once, that’s enough you entitled ingrate. She’s proven herself arrogant, weak and stupid. This is Darwinism, only the smart and adapted evolve. Plus Lindsay isn’t a basic white bitch, she raised a generation. You basic whites could NEVERRRRRRRR. It’s for me to decide, Lindsay is iconic. Lmk when you have six mugshots, made TMZ major with your bad girl antics, kidnapped a car of men, or any of the other enthralling things she’s done. Via: Daily Mail

My Favorite Superbowl Reaction

This makes me crack up. Queen Ri is back bitches. Someone another account said, “Y’all mad excited for the Superbowl, you’re never getting that new album. Rihanna is gonna use it to announce Fenty Sport.” On one hand it was funny, on the other hand she’s about business and this could very well happen. I’m not going to get my hopes up, not after years, years, wasted believing in Lindsay Lohan returning to acting. No one’s finna play with my heart like that again. Ya feel me? Once she didn’t give af about Oprah I should have given up, nope not me, just kept on keepin on. Rihanna please don’t break my heart. Which songs do you think she’ll perform? Will this woman get a wedding stand in? Bet she wish she had a sibling like Akon to stand in for her. Via: Black Information Network

It’s October The 3rd

His and hers putting the extra in extravagance. Double whammy, it’s Saturday and ‘it’s October the 3rd’. Which one is your favorite? Via: Peace N Rock N Roll & Matthew Burditt Photography

The Bad Girls Who Made TMZ

TMZ would be NOTHING, NOTHING without this bad girl trifecta. A lot of girls want to be about that life, but they just can’t compare to 2007 Paris, Nicole and Lindsay. I mean you couldn’t ask for better entertainment than these rockstars living their truth, extensively chronicled by TMZ.

Paris Fucking Hilton– An innovator. The first person to turn being famous, for being famous into an empire. That beautiful bird like, chiseled jawed, man-eating waif used her socialite skills to make millions (in addition to family money). You couldn’t turn on a television, flip a magazine, turn on the radio, breathe, blink, sneeze, without seeing this woman everywhere. Three super sexy mugshots in, for multiple offenses ranging from drug possession, to driving with an invalid license didn’t stop this bad bitch from living her life. Watching her and Lindsay squabble though the paparazzi was just the bees knees. I feel bad for all who didn’t witness in real time Lilo asking the paps to leave her and Paris alone the day after saying she’s a bitch who hit her. Golden age.

Nicole Got Damn Richie– Another gorgeous, chiseled faced, bird like goddess. Rock and roll royalty at it’s finest, the way she partied was her birthright. Nikki Fresh now a mother of two married to Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden furthering the rock lineage, was one of the baddest to ever rule. That sharp tongue slashed any basic bitch who dared try her. Two mugshots in for driving with a revoked license, drug possession and my favorite, riding down the wrong side of the Los Angeles freeway (I mean can you imagine). The demise of her friendship with life long partner in crime Paris Hilton broke my heart. The original Jordyn and Kylie…tear. Nicole the stylish, was the funniest of the trio by far. No fucks were given by this one ever.

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan– Was at the top of the world at one point. The most sought after actress with Mean Girls and Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen under her belt. Nobody danced on a bar top with their mother better than this ginger haired vixen. To be honest she seemed like the root of most of their arguments. A sweeping six mugshots in, her shenanigans were the most outlandish, high kicking in a parking lot in the dead of night was not as bizarre as when she kidnapped those men. Lohan jumped behind the wheel and took the hell off. None of the men knew her personally, she didn’t know them at all. Scared for their lives as she exceeded the speed limit, one of them risked it all jumping out of the vehicle while in motion. A stellar performance.

Now I am not condoning going to jail, buying drugs, or consuming the flesh of men, but I’ve done all of it and I have no regrets. I think every girl should have a moment to unleash their inner rockstar. There is something to be said about women who do whatever the hell they want. We praise men for the same behavior. We always talk about the bad boys, what about the bad bitches? There is no one way to be a woman, despite the mental restraints society pushes on us to be subservient. Which baddie is your spirit animal? Photos via: Trashy 2006, Early 2000 Babes and Slip Silk Pillow

New Years Eve Vibe

One of my favorite accounts ItsJeffEpstein posted this posing the question, which Lindsay are you going into the New Year as? I will be entering 2020 as Lindsay number 1, career oriented, ambitious and leveling up. I was going to party with my partner in crime, but I’m on a creative roll and will be flushing out the characters of my story! As a writer getting to a point where you aren’t putting yourself down constantly is a miracle! So I am going to build on this habit, because that is my priority for the new decade.