ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Pisces season is over, since I didn’t celebrate the way I usually would, here’s a wrap up via memes. The same sign, different month, accuracy is oh too real. Keep in mind March Pisces are the serial killers of our group. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Google serial killer horoscopes. There are six Pisces up there, only ONE is February. Don’t fuck with a fish, especially one born in March. Via: Nars Pisces, All.Pisces.Facts & Pisces Thingz
Why did Cara Delevingne get cursed out on Rihanna’s wall? Because I’ve given her a chance, grateful she healed me and she’s too white to read the room. How dare you repost racist, big faced, small brained Georgia May Jagger, whose silver spoon comes from black culture? Then had the nerve to get her reposted on a black blog. How fucking dare both of you? You literally see her being racist towards ASAP Rocky, you read the article (read Georgia May Jagger Is A Racist). The first photo is her being equally racist to another black male. Purse on her lap, body language stiff, meanwhile she’s the complete opposite with this white man. Laughing, turned towards him, purse on her lap, because a nigger isn’t going to steal it, with her equally racist, big faced, small brained mother. Jerry the hick Hall. Cara is on her last leg, your ethnicity and Aryan looks make you my priority of people to teach lessons to. You guys are going to experience reverse racism, courtesy of a Goddess and Queen Witch. Now you’ll know how it feels to be marginalized based on your genetics. Try me.
Georgia hates black people so much, like her siblings, she aided in a felony of the Karen who was going to kill her, ugly, murderer, rapist, Melanie no talent Hamrick (read Single White FeMel(anie Hamrick), to incarcerate the black person who saved her.
IDGAF nor will I tolerate entitled whites, especially mediocre basic ones. This is your karma. It always comes.
As you can see Mick Jagger’s kids were a huge reason I left his old ass. Also why they got kicked out of his the will. Trash, psychopathy, pedophilia, racism, talentless, abuse, murder, soul sells etc…(Murdaugh’s vibes)Hate them is an understatement. It’s just funny how like their family friends the Hilfiger’s you use black culture for profit, but you’re racist af. Just like the Kardashian Jenner West family, be it breeding black kids like plantation owners (sorry Chris Rock you aren’t that funny the older I’ve gotten, yawn), appropriating our culture from music to aesthetic and more. I’m not Naomi Campbell, Kanye the coon, Alvin Bragg, all of Destiny’s Child, I don’t tolerate that shit. I know how magical black people are, too bad most of us don’t and let them profit off us, while we gain no generational wealth.
I will show no mercy for those who participated and sided with the abuse of a black woman, who was kind, to near death. The price you’re about to pay, you can’t afford. Enjoy your time, you can’t buy more and when it’s up it’s eternal flames. Burn in hell, from my ancestors lips to Gods ears. Via: Getty Images
Today is my birthday, all I want is a kiss from my baby girl. I miss Jagger, my cat, so much. Everything is so quiet without her. One little creature caused so much trouble. Her wasn’t a good ki kat all the time, cause her Gemini, but she was sweet girl. Her love kisses, I raised her on love. I wish I had the photo of her and this dog sleeping together, her baby spoon. She loved cuddles too. I was so lucky I got to be her mommy.
The Boondocks is hands down one of the best animated series to ever be created, ever. It started off as one of the Sunday funnies I grew up on. When Aaron McGruder got the television deal I was hyped. For those of you unfamiliar with this pillar of the culture, it’s based on the misadventures of brothers Huey and Riley Freeman, who move into white suburbs with their grandad, after the death of their parents. Both characters are voiced by Regina King, who truly doesn’t get enough credit for this feat.
Huey is “politically sapient, and borderline militant…a self-described revolutionary left-wing radical who regularly reflects upon current events, as well as the plight of African Americans, as it relates to greater American society.”* As opposed to younger brother Riley, who admires rappers and gangsters, rather than revolutionaries. Riley is also highly intelligent, but uses his smarts for all the wrong things.
Although I have qualities of both, out of the two I’m definitely more Riley, just a nigga for no reason. To know me is to know this. I never said I was about shit, ya feel me?
In honor of Black History Month, here are the best episodes of The Boondocks in my opinion:
-Riley Wuz Here: Riley is mentored by beloved painter Bob Ross, who turns out to be far more woke and rebellious than expected. Together they make anonymous masterpieces around Woodcrest.
-Guess Hoes Coming To Dinner: Grandad, voiced by icon John Witherspoon, falls in love with a sexy young woman. Except he misses the glaringly obvious fact that she’s a hoe. Huey & Riley go through great lengths to prove it. Katt Williams makes an unforgettable cameo in this episode.
-The S Word: Riley, Grandad and Rev. Rollo Goodlove, get media attention when Riley’s teacher uses the n word. His teacher is white and they plan on suing. Thus begins the debate over what consequences should be had, if any.
-Grandad Dates A Kardashian: Okay so, this is only here due to the accuracy of that demonic family’s portrayal. The fake asses, lies, attention seeking, and need to leech off black culture like slave owners is spot on. It’s so, so fucking accurate.
-Freedomland: Grandad spends all of Huey & Riley’s money, leaving them indebted to Ed Wuncler. A reoccurring character, who now owns their home. As payment he forces them to work in his slavery themed park, “Freedomland.” Quite possibly my favorite episode of all time.
-The Passion Of Reverend Ruckus: Uncle Ruckus, a self hating black man (think Kanye, think Kodak Black), who claims to be infected with re-vitiligo, preaches on behalf of white Jesus. After having a dream where Ronald Regan greets him in “white heaven,” he doubles down on his disdain for black people. Spreading the word of white supremacy he gains a following.
-Return Of The King: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. awakes from a coma to find the current state of the culture isn’t what he dreamed of.
A satirical cartoon, the plots and characters are based on true events and people. The series is now on HBOMax. Watch it. You’re welcome. What are your favorite episodes? Via: Blk_Success
*https://boondocks.fandom.com/wiki/Huey_Freeman
In light of all the haters, I decided to start a Rihanna Super Bowl challenge. Meaning? Meaning you tell us what you’d do knocked up to perform. Cause Imma tell you right now, a bitch is sitting down on the grass, the entire performance. I’m not levitating above shit. Furthermore, I’m finna eat mid performance. A tuna melt with french fries and I might nap. Afterward I’d be carried out on scantily clad men, holding me up on those things they used to transport royalty. Idgaf, y’all not finna work me on swollen feet with, swollen tits and a swollen belly.
Based on my PMS hormones, I’m 1000 percent sure I’d cry at some point, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. If anyone wants to get slick, I’d serve them an IOU an ass whooping. The recipient at that point can select a time, date and location for a postpartum fight. This is why being a performer isn’t for everybody.
Katy Perry is the worst to ever do a halftime, ever.
Side note, shout out to all the parents who work 40 hours a week. Literally they barely have time to breathe, or do anything for themselves. I don’t have a kid and I’m exhausted. We definitely have to do better as a society, especially for mothers. How would you perform pregnant? Via: IBadGalRiiri
“I’ve watched Lifetime Movie Network. I know how power hungry white women operate. They do whatever it takes to claw their way to the top, all sneaky and shit. And once they’re at the top, you bet their asses they’re gonna do anything they can to keep their place there. Steal a baby, cut up somebody’s dog. Sneaky things.”
Melanie ugly ass Hamrick, is one of those problematic, nasty, white women. A desperate Karen, just like that bum bitch Sally Wood. That’s why I knew I could set her ass up. I play white women games all day, I grew up with them. You got the right bitch. As you can see, she’s not prettier than L’wren Scott, in any world. She didn’t and still doesn’t have a career, because she’s ugly. That’s why she stalked, murdered and raped. She literally raped an old man after killing his partner. She’s pathetic. Mick Jagger is one of the most superficial people the world has ever known. What did Melanie have to offer, that would make him leave Mormon, gorgeous, successful L’wren Scott, who had no problem with his dalliances, for a nobody? Nothing. That’s why she can’t keep her story straight (read How Melanie Hamrick “Met” Mick). That’s why Ronnie Wood posted about the night they met, “What do you remember?” (read Why Ronnie Woods Family Is My Favorite), because Mick doesn’t remember meeting her. Why should he, he was black magicked by an ugly bitch, who sold her soul to get L’wren to kill herself (read Single White FeMel(anie Hamrick).
She then had plans of doing the same to me, because she’s a rapist (read Melanie Hamrick Is In Love With Me). She then paid Alvin Bragg’s greasy ass, to try to get the evidence removed, because she couldn’t sue me for defamation. Since I’m telling the truth. As the evidence shows, the same evidence the judge saw to dismiss my case. I’ve only ever messaged her troll accounts she stalks me on, Mick doesn’t want custody of that murder rape baby, so he aided in a felony hate crime. Now everyone’s going to jail over an ugly loser.
She then had the nerve to stalk the movie star who saved me. Delusional, she thought because Daisy Edgar Jones has the same features, they look alike, just wait til I share that evidence. Until, then read Melanie Hamrick Is Delusional And Ugly. Girl you not cute, that’s why you aren’t connected to anyone else, nor have a career even with a legend. She can’t get a man without black magic rape. I can, like all the other women Mick consented to. That’s why I left his ass, too beautiful for this shit.
Thanks to her, I now have jurisdiction over Mick. He’s now subject to NY law, which I didn’t have prior. Now I don’t need an international lawyer. My blessing, his curse.
She’s a joke. Now the devil’s come to collect, read Melanie Hamrick And The Full Moon for why L’wren’s behavior didn’t add up that day. I gotta motor, I’m late giving my lawyer any missing information needed. Enjoy your time hoes. Athena. Via: Lwren.Scott
Being a parent is an important job, it shouldn’t be taken lightly, nor forced upon anyone. Please make sure you’re raising kids with love and not survival. The latter causes trauma that perpetuates generationally, as we’re all products of our environments. Do note you can break the cycle, it’s worth the work. Which were you raised in? Which is your parenting style? Via: Positive_Regard_For_You
Artist Tylonn J Sawyer displays futuristic Detroit, his home, if it were to go from a dilapidated city to a thriving one. Here he gives us his rendition of hair wars, a cultural pillar in the black community. “Hair wars started in the nightclubs of Detroit in 1985 as an informal stage show for local hairstylists to display their hair creations and show off their skills. Legendary DJ David Humphries, aka ‘Hump The Grinder,’ conceptualized ‘Hair Wars’ as one of gimmick parties to keep things interesting in the clubs. What began as a four week hair promotion, has lasted 1015 years!”
A beautiful curation. I will def be featuring this artist again. Which style is your favorite? Artist: Tylonn J. Sawyer
I was sold on this show with Vicki, Camille, Phaedra, Alex! The cast is giving unfiltered entropy, these aren’t demure ladies. What wasn’t on my bingo card, however, was Brandi Glanville sexually assaulting Caroline Manzo. Like what…?
Brandi going home early wasn’t shocking, I just thought it was due to a physical altercation. Apparently Brandi kissed Caroline, then rubbed her breast and vaginal area, sans consent. If this is true (I hope it’s not), Brandi should be crucified the same way a man would. It’s not cool, not at all okay. No means no, no matter the gender of the offender or victim. We can’t have these double standards. What other scenarios do gender roles create double standards? Via: Mr Housewives
This water basin grill is the wave, pun intended. It’s giving Ancient Greek pottery realness. Do you love it or hate it? Via: Gabby Elan Jewelry