New year, new you! Pick a mantra that best describes your 2023 objective. If these don’t do, make one up. Most of all have fun. Life is too short to add unnecessary anxiety to everything. Don’t dream it, be it (bonus points if you can name the film/song this line is from!). Artist: Nabfi_Art
Standing at 5’10 here to win, this green eyed, brunette isn’t just 1/3 of The Trinity, but in my top three favorite supermodels of all time. I’m obsessed enough to know this full lipped, chiseled face hottie, has one almond shaped eye and one round. A classic beauty with dainty features, Christy Turlington was discovered at 13 in Florida. A local photographer spotted her riding a horse. She modeled part time while finishing school, eventually moving to New York City at 18 to pursue a full time career.
Intelligent, she didn’t let being on over 500 magazine covers (Vogue, Cosmopolitan, Harper’s Bazaar, Tatler…), endless runways and campaigns (Calvin Klein, Chanel, YSL, Maybelline…), or music videos (Duran Duran & George Michael) stop her from getting degrees. Turlington has BA’s from NYU in both comparative religion and philosophy.
A humanitarian, she went back for her masters at Columbia University for public health. Using it to found Every Mother Counts, making pregnancy and childbirth safe, for every mother everywhere.” She’s also an advocate for CARE, an international organization that helps women and girls with social justice, financial assistance, education, basic needs and health. Feminist fucking icon.
Brains, beauty and compassion helped her bag equally talented husband Ed Burns. The actor, director, producer and supermodel share 2 children. Turlington too has film credentials, directing No Woman, No Cry, a documentary about preventable maternal deaths.
A bad bitch and a badass, with an iconic iconic career. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore folks. Which Christy Turlington picture is your fave? Via: Supermodel_Archive_2, Classic Beauty Official, Vogue & Supermodels_Work
“It is often said that the first sound we hear in the womb is our mother’s heartbeat. Actually, the first sound to vibrate our newly developed hearing apparatus is the pulse of our mother’s blood through her veins and arteries. We vibrate to that primordial rhythm even before we have ears to hear. Before we were conceived, we existed in part as an egg in our mother’s ovary. All the eggs a woman will ever carry form in her ovaries while she is a four-month old fetus in the womb of her mother. This means our cellular life as an egg begins in the womb of our grandmother. Each of us spent five months in our grandmother’s womb and she in turn formed within the womb of her grandmother. We vibrate to the rhythms of our mother’s blood before she herself is born…” Artist: Xi Pan
Learn to let go of what no longer serves you, for better to come in.
Via: Self Care Express
Tom Hank’s disappointed everyone with his stupid comment, newsflash doctors, lawyers, bankers, the professions you’re naming require tests. They also require skills, that you can’t fake or the consequences are dire. Stop justifying your entitled, mediocre/talentless spawn taking opportunities from people who have the gift. A gift that did, or did not pass down. Also if your kids had access to greatness and still suck, what does that say about you? I’ll tell you, you failed. Hanks gave me a brilliant idea! I’ll now start the first ever NEPO-BABY family grades. You aren’t entitled to our money, or love. If we want to cancel you, we can and will. If we don’t want to watch, listen, see you, it’s our choice and like the professions you ignorantly named, we can fucking fire you, cut your pay.
Cancel culture is a term coined by celebrities, gaslighting the public for holding them accountable. It’s only right since I started the conversation by calling out Mick Jagger’s idiot kids, who have so much to say, but zero talent, which is why no one should listen to their opinions on anything. The fuck do they know? Nothing, they’ve earned nothing on their own, but feel entitled to everything and are trash. That’s why it matters, you guys act like entitled tyrants. History repeats itself, tyrants fall, like Napoleon (king of Nepotism). Let’s begin.
Denzel Washington: A PLUS, his son John David Washington is a top tier actor, who did it his way. Had no idea they were related until I Googled him (read: Nepo-Baby Know Your Place).
The Olsens: A PLUS. Mary Kate and Ashley raised me. Elizabeth Olsen is hot and an amazing actress.
The Baldwins/Bieber: C MINUS, this is me being nice. Alec Baldwin is a murderer, his brothers aren’t as talented, his daughter Ireland is racist trash, like her cousin black magician Hailey Bieber (read: Selena Gomez Is L’Wren Scott). I have her on troll accounts being exactly that. She also copies black people, taking my Britney Spears Halloween costume idea and getting so much praise (read: Halloween Inspo: Britney Spears Videos I’ll post side by sides later, Google it until then). No one cared about her fits this year, I’m the fucking vibe. Don’t troll me, then copy me. Basic whites. Which is why Hiliaria Baldwin pretended to have an entire lineage in Spain. Fucking weirdos. However, I love Alec on 30 Rock and Chynna Phillips.
The Hadid’s: D, not only is Yolanda a reality star who traumatized her kids and lied on Zayn, all of them (dad included) are racist trash. Gigi and Bella are horrific models, same faces every shoot. Bella literally stole Carla Bruni’s face like a freak (read: Negligence Is The New Black), both of them are BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
The Crawfords: B PLUS, Kaia needs to work on serving face and she’d be right on the money. She’s also not that bad of an actress, she’s isn’t great, but tolerable.
Rinna/Hamlin: F, honestly, no explanation needed. I have never seen two NEPO models be so desperate for attention, yet so irrelevant. Amelia Gray and Delilah (who messed up her face) are a joke. Also racist.
Mosses: D, Kate Moss is an iconic model, her daughter Lila Moss is not. Her sister Lottie Moss should have just done porn. Then maybe she could be successful at something. Half naked and we still don’t want you. She’s thirsty too, bitch is parched. It’s sad how desperate she is.
The Smith’s: B PLUS, their kids haven’t equaled or outshined them, they’re more socialites. Will and Jada Smith though are stars, from work to drama, they keep us talking. They stay in memes, scandal, made entanglement a thing, the Academy Awards slap is historical (literally Tom Cruise you held someone hostage stfu, you should be banned too, in fact many people have done far worse).
The Hanks: D, Tom Hanks is one of my favorite actors, The Burbs is one of my favorite movies, his kids though. He said it was a family business, businesses get grades too (Better Business Bureau). One of your sons is inappropriate and appropriating a culture. The other just isn’t you, he doesn’t have it.
Hudson/Hawn’s: C MINUS, Almost Famous is one of my favorite movies and the only thing Kate Hudson was good in. She doesn’t hold a match to mom, Goldie Hawns, acting ability. Then had the audacity to be delusional about it…girl. Fool’s Gold…Matthew McConaughey did Dallas Buyers Club. Step it up before you open your mouth. You stayed on that level, he has actual talent. That’s why he went from Failure To Launch and Wedding Planner to better roles. You’re mediocre. No one told you, because NEPOTISM.
Paltrow’s: A, Gwyneth Paltrow is a terrible human being, but an amazing actress. She outshined her parents by leaps and bounds, thus continuing their legacy. Blythe Danner, who I met a long time ago outside of Pinkberry on the Upper East Side (she was nice), is also an award winner. Depending on her children with Chris Martin, this grade is subject to change.
Kravitzes: A MINUS, Zoe Kravitz has made enough of a name for herself that her parents aren’t mentioned every time she’s written about. So far she’s carrying the legacy well. I didn’t like or finish Batman, nor will I, it bored me. The Heath/Bale/Gyllenhaal version was a masterpiece. Zoe was the most exciting part.
Gyllenhaal’s: A PLUS, I mean do I need to expound? Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal (who are of Swedish nobility) are top fucking tier actors. A no brainer.
One time I saw Jake walking with his boo in Soho, wearing sweatpants and boy was he wearing them, if you know what I mean.
Levy’s: A, Dan Levy is talented and funny like his father Eugene Levy. Both have great eyebrows, plus Dan’s hot. His work is building; based on how he made Tostito’s commercials funny, great things are in store.
Collin’s: A, love Phil Collins music and Lily Collins is making a name for herself in a different field. I fuck with Emily In Paris HEAVY.
Jagger’s: F MINUS, trash, trash, trash, throw the whole family out. The only good thing Mick Jagger created is his art. Those kids are idiot jokes, with idiot moms. Most of them are going to jail for aiding in a hate crime felony, they were kicked out of the will, Georgia May ruined both her parents relationships and is a horrific model, Lucas came out not cute as Luciana Giminez karma for being quite literally a fame whore, James Jagger is a failed actor, model, and musician, Jade Jagger is a sloppy mess with a mid tier business, Melanie Hamrick is ugly, unstable, untalented and had a murder rape baby with her mental issues and Mick’s psychopathy. None of them contribute to the family legacy, because their dad is the most interesting thing about them. Hell bound losers.
Richards: D, Patti Hansen is the only hot one left and has a legacy of her own. The kids aren’t relevant, but Alexandra Richards has a passion for Djing. Theodora Richards got arrested once, which scored points. Had they showed common sense, compassion, they would have scored higher.
Rosses: C, Evan Ross is a glorified socialite, contributes nothing. What he has given isn’t relevant. Mediocre. Tracee Ellis Ross, fraudulent and tries too hard to be a style icon. Still, she’s funny. Diana Ross getting angry at Andy Warhol for making her too black on the Interview cover (I’ll post later), points were taken off. Things started to make sense about her family’s behavior.
Richie’s: B, Nicole Richie through her marriage to Joel Madden, iconic behavior in the early aughts, acting potential, businesses and mirth is carrying Lionel Richie’s legacy. I didn’t know he had a son until two years ago (he’s hot) and Sophia doesn’t really do anything. Had it not been for Scott Disick, she’d be practically irrelevant.
Cyruses: A MINUS, Miley and Noah both problematic. However, Miley soared. She exceeds her father by a million, elevating the legacy. I don’t even have to say more. Billy Ray gave her a leg up and she did that shit.
Harvey’s: C, Steve Harvey puts in that work. However, Lori Harvey nothing sticks. What do you do? Too many things, because you’re not good at anything. She’s pretty so there’s that. I was going to give them a D, but her good looks coupled with Steve’s career got them points. She bores me.
Joneses: A PLUS, Quincey and Rashida Jones make you think greatness is hereditary. Rashida is down to earth, isn’t an asshole and how do you not love her? Like who has a problem with Rashida Jones? Are you a monster from hell?
Barrymore’s: A, Drew Barrymore surpassed her parents. She also became a party icon at fucking seven…like what? I don’t care for her talk show, but watched her work all my life (including the canceled out of nowhere Santa Clarita Diet).
Johnson/Griffins: B, only because Dakota Johnson needs to think before she speaks from her insular bubble. However, she did drag Ellen on her own show, ICONIC. Love a sassy bitch who keeps it 100. Her work is still building, nothing quality yet, but her hot dad Don Johnson is a style icon (read: Style With: Miami Vice). While Melanie Griffin, Tippi Hedren and ex stepdad Antonio Banderas, works speaks for itself.
Trumps: F MINUS, Trump endorsed racism (pining the Corona virus on Asians, hate crimes against them, Jewish people, LGBTQIA, women, black people, Hispanic/Spanish/Latin people increased), misogyny, rape, allowed death refusing to give hospitals necessary equipment to combat COVID, keeping us all trapped inside, denying science, committed multiple crimes, including people climbing the literal White House, fraud, misinformation, pedophilia and so much more. Had he just stayed a reality star, Ivana still likable, as a feminist icon, they’d score higher.
From here on out I’ll be grading you annually at minimum. My kids will do it, their kids will do it. The power belongs to the people, without them you’re nothing. It’s time to humble you hoes. Congratulations, you just watched history be made. Athena. Via: British Vogue
Hanging around the wrong people can block your blessings. You are the company you keep. Careful who you exchange energy with, not everyone is rooting for you. Mad people are so about God, go to church, do the whole bit and be the most low vibrational haters. Everyone I kicked out of my life is for a legitimate reason, I rather be alone than hang around jealous, delusional, toxic, lying ass people. You can’t find your soul tribe if you keep shitty people around, taking up space. Weed them out for your garden to flourish. Via: Phaedra Peer
“The preacher back home says it was God’s will that purged witches from the world. He says women are sinful by nature and that magic in their hands turns naturally to rot and ruin, like the first witch Eve who poisoned the Garden and doomed mankind, like her daughters’ daughters who poisoned the world with the plague. He says the purges purified the earth and shepherded us into the modern era of Gatling guns and steamboats, and the Indians and Africans ought to be thanking us on their knees for freeing them from their own savage magics.”
Photographer: Andrew Macpherson
As recession looms and inflation rises, financial stability is more important than ever. Here are some ways to not only make ends meet, but find comfort. Personally I like to remain positive, miracles happen everyday. I know not everyone is going to have a rockstar ex boyfriend pay their student loan, so it seems easy for me to say. That’s fair, however I also had my former employers (Genc & Binn Jakupi) stalk me for half a decade. Five years of two psychos I never dated trying to leave me in financial despair. Also my stepdad was paying practitioners to prevent me from succeeding. So yeah, if I can enter 2023 debt free, money in the bank and generational wealth on the way, you can find peace too. I never gave up, never stopped believing, only built a stronger bond with the almighty GOD and did the spiritual work.
Energy is everything. Money is energy. I not only cleared my energy by removing negative nouns (people, places and things) from my life, I prayed, cast spells for abundance, healed the trauma of generations/epigenetic thinking surrounding money, healed/aligned my chakras and stayed a kind human being, because you always reap what you sow.
One of the hardest things to do was break out of a scarcity mindset. Thanks to my aforementioned DNA and abusive experiences, this was no small fucking feat. Which made one of the most important rules of money difficult: you have to spend it to make it. You need to believe it will all come back to you. Whereas holding onto every penny leaves you in a scarcity mindset. Our thoughts are powerful, that type of thinking will leave you manifesting lack. While remaining disciplined make sure you do something once a week to treat yourself. It doesn’t have to be big, maybe a Groupon massage, maybe something luxurious you use Afterpay or Klarna for, maybe a cute dinner, a pair of shoes a bag, something! Also save at least 10% of your checks. Balance is key.
If you are going to cast a spell, make sure you align with that vibration and co-create. Meaning the actions have to match. You can’t do a spell to increase finances, then spend a shit ton of money. The energy and actions don’t align, the spell will fail. I hope this finds you will. Happy New Year! Remember there’s enough to go around. Via: Amy’s Budgeting
Ronnie Wood like Mick Jagger is a domestic abuser, which is why he helped him do it to me. Lest we forget how his 25 year relationship with Jo Wood ended. He met Russian dancer, Ekaterina Ivanova and not only cheated on his spouse, but invited her to their home. Let the record show both are hotter than stubby Sally Wood. Sally is his karma, she only looks good standing next to old men, with her basic ass, tacky clothing and that nose. Hers isn’t missing pieces like Melanie the ugly rapist Hamrick, but boy does it enter a room ten minutes before she does. That profile is tragic, like that hair. I digress. Ronnie assaulted the young, hot, Ekaterina, who described being with him as an evil fairy tale. She went as far as calling him a Goblin King.
Ronnie then rubbed her in Jo Woods face, saying how she’s his baby, bringing her to their home and saying she looks like Jo when she was younger. He’s a disgusting, abhorrent, abusive human being. He can’t even blame it on his drug use, since he’s helped Mick do the same to me sober, unless there’s something you’re not telling us? I too would describe my time with Mick as an evil fairy tale. The Rolling Stones are the biggest disappointment of my life. They’re racist, misogynist, pedophiles. Brian Jones use to beat the shit out of Anita Pallenberg, Keith Richards had such a problem with it. Except you never interfered to stop it, nor have you ever stopped Mick. The only reason you mentioned it was to seem like a hero when you were stealing your friends girl. Unless it’s something that benefits Richards he stands by, defends and is complicit with abuse. As he has been with me, over a sum that’s a fraction of the wealth they’ve amassed taking over Brian’s band. Not even attending his funeral. Old clowns. Theodora Richards will pay the price for your cowardice.
Above is just to emphasize that Jo is major, via the caption. Sally Wood isn’t dubbed anything, she’s a basic bitch, only a step above Melanie ugly Hamrick. Her face isn’t deformed and she didn’t murder, rape, stalk and pretend to be engaged with a cubic ring, from a man she black magicked. Yet both of you will be going to jail. I’m not Jerry the brainless hick Hall, still pining over a man who made her look like an idiot, abusing her, giving her STDs, love child, fake marriage, the reason she’s going to jail for an ugly bitch who was going to kill your kids and doesn’t like you, after black magicking her way into your family by murdering and trying to cover up L’wren Scott’s death (the one who saved you mediocre trash spawn), not to mention using the souls of their kids to pay his debt. She’s a loser. I don’t play that shit. I like being a liberated woman you idiot bitch, you old hoes tolerate abuse and keep all women shackled. You’re all disgusting and a joke. Except it’s not funny, your complicity has led to deaths. Your times up. Via: Evening Standard, Hello Magazine & Daily Mail
This was the first year I actively practiced my purpose in the craft, consistently, with intention. It paid off. Twenty twenty two was a roller coaster, my best year yet. I rose like a fucking phoenix after being burned. I closed out so many cycles, ended copious soul contracts, rose into my power, ended the year debt free (after Mick Jagger increased my credit card limit, ran up the bill and removed his card like the psychopath abuser he is) and set myself up for generational wealth. Here are some ways to set yourself up for the upcoming year. Remember whatever you do keep the magic to yourself, other people’s intentions and energy can interfere and ruin what you’re trying to do. Via: Gaelic_Witch