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Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Over Kim Kardashian

By: Saint Twenty October 8, 2026October 9, 2026

Saint MuseBuzzfeed, Destiny Swap, Glamour Magic, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Nicole Richie, Paris 2000s, Paris Hilton, TMZ, Vogue FranceLeave a Comment

Audacious to siphon energy from people on some destiny swap shit, to be a complete and utter DUD. Of course Kim Kardashian and her gutter whore, trafficking, satanic pedo family would pull it (read Kim Kardashian Did Witchcraft On Paris Hilton, Kanye West & More). Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton being mean to her back in the day makes total sense. She was a wannabe then and she’s a wannabe now. This iconic duo was the blueprint for being famous for doing nothing, but gave us EVERYTHING. There would be no TMZ without them (read The Bad Girls Who Made TMZ). Every single day they were serving unmanufactured chaos. A time was had. Look how many fan pages reminisce about their early aughts antics.

Cut to Kimberly and her do nothing family, who want all eyes on them due to entitlement stemming from mental illness, personality disorders, and envy. All to give us NOTHINGGGGGG. Their entire persona relies on taking from actual stars to make their spectacles shine and a house of fucking cards. Ain’t nobody interested, they have all the stats juked to make it seem that way, do anything desperate bitches. Pretending to be feminists but trafficking women and children to make money, inflating their business valuations and following to make their satanic racketeering look legit (read Meta Manipulates Numbers For Kardashian Jenner’s Laundering). In reality, they’re basic, botched, boring, in all these pr relationships, commercializing everything to the point of sucking the life out of it, needing everyone and their mama to make them seem interesting: Kanye West, Paris, Nicole, Timothee Chalamet…ENOUGH (read Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook). You bitches are annoying. Mind you Paris & Nicole didn’t want or need to work, whereas this fraudulent family has to hustle. Thus their obsession with wealth, going on about material items in the TACKIEST manner possible.

Circling back to their faux feminism, they LIVE for the male gaze. Pathetic. Meanwhile Paris & Nicole were partying like the boys. Paris was a player and Kim was just getting played. The difference. Let’s keep it a buck, Brody & Brandon Jenner are naturally prettier than Kendall & Kylie Jenner (read Kendall Jenner Needed Glamour Magic). This family and everyone aligned gotta go, the way I exit them stage left will be the most interesting thing about them. SICK OF THEM, Kali & Shiva. Via: BuzzFeed, Paris2000s & Vogue France,

Updated: 10/09/2026 12:02am

Julia Fox Is A Style Icon: All White

By: Saint Twenty September 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Saint StyleBustle, Buzzfeed, El Pais, Hello Fashion, In Style, Julia Fox, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Law Roach, Marilyn Monroe, ZendayaLeave a Comment

Julia Fox has served so many fucking looks it was easier for me to make this The White Period. Kim Kardashian is trying to compete where she DOESN’T compare. Hiring Law Roach won’t turn her into Zendaya. High fashion is a sport, you wouldn’t say a sumo wrestler has a swimmers body, or vice versa. Those are facts, enough with the malarkey and bullshit already. Kimberly doesn’t have the proportions that lend to the range the aforementioned parties and more can wear, in this atelier game. She needs to SIT DOWN before she rips something else, like she did Marilyn’s dress!

The woman makes the clothes. Marilyn was by no means petite, which circles back to the first sentence of this paragraph. Julia can wear everything Kimberly wears, but Kimberly CANNOT wear everything Julia wears (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me). Thus the former Misses West seethes with envy (read Kim Kardashian Looks Basic AF). She never knows her place, unlike the failed gatekeepers I’ll remind her.

Once I revealed her plans of altering Julia’s looks as her own, she hired Law Roach (read You’re Not Slick Kim Kardashian, I See You). Obsessed with my blog, she saw my numerous posts praising how he’s catapulted Zendaya to icon status (read Zendaya Is A Style Icon). What does copycat, desperate and entitled to attention sans talent, Kimberly do? Delude herself into thinking she can reach that tier. Completely missing the fact that the artist had marble to begin with, bitch is sandstone. Cheap, inexpensive, abrasive and dulls carving tools. Julia Fox has given us more looks in a fraction of Kim’s career. Proving Kanye West knows her best; he knew exactly which nemesis would send her over the edge from my article (read East Side Middle School Alumni). He knew exactly how to dress her for success in a way that made her stand out. I respect his work on that family more than ever, because we’re seeing it’s no small feat. Via: El Pais, InStyle, Hello Fashion, BuzzFeed & Bustle

Updated: 9/21/2026 7:15am

Abdul Sayed Beats Donald Trump UP!

By: Saint Twenty August 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Saint KnowAbdul Sayed, AI, Andrew Cuomo, Buzzfeed, Donald Trump, Jeff Epstein, Katie Holmes, MAGA, Melania Trump, Satanist, The New Yorker, Tom Cruise, Zohran MamdaniLeave a Comment

An icon in the making. Abdul Sayed verbally beat the shit out of Donald Trump- pun intended. At a press conference the latter stated the former was full of shit, to which the former responded, at least he doesn’t defecate in the Oval Office. I mean. Smoked him, ODDDD. Sayed also beat that nigga up when Trump came for his wife. Pointing out at least they like each other, lord knows Melania Trump can’t stand Donald. Sis publicly pleaded to have him arrested for his pedophilia (read Reflecting On What The Fuck Is Happening). It’s giving Katie Holmes looking out that castle window when Tom Cruise imprisoned her. SMH.

You really can’t be talking smack when your life’s in shambles. Let alone when you have to wear a diaper, because a child used self defense when being sexually assaulted. Sayed and Zohran Mamdani aren’t here to play and will roast you. This is how democrats need to respond each and every time to Trump’s nonsense. Leaving the masses contemplating facts. When I ask Republican voters in comment sections to expound on their political beliefs, likes and dislikes regarding a candidate, or give them reality checks, they’re always rendered speechless. Simply regurgitating ideologies based on allegiances they’ve been indoctrinated into. Verifying they’re ignorant, uneducated, and truly cannot comprehend or read beyond a sixth grade level. The Republican Party preys on the unintelligent. Yet, when they’re given truths, like Israel did 9/11 and made money from it, that these Muslim candidates were scapegoated and are putting money back into their pockets over Israel’s, the ultimate conspiracy theorist look into it (read Larry Silverstein Helped Orchestrate 9/11). I’ve also noticed when I call them out for being illiterate they have no response, no credentials and are dumbfounded. Showing there’s ample opportunity to turn voters, to the point of branching off. Maybe even starting new parties.

Zohran Mamdani handled business when it came to Andrew Cuomo, who wasn’t equipped for verbal sparing. Mamdani highlighted Cuomo’s wrongdoings, reminding voters why he’s not the right choice: sexual harassment, racism, senior citizen assaults and deaths etc. Informing me about things I didn’t know (read All The Times I Removed People From Office). Fully aware that every occasion to speak is an occasion to get people to remember and think. This high road image the most Democrats aspire to isn’t it. Nor do the Republicans give them such courtesy, outright lying if necessary. Pedophilia, lab grown meat, AI stealing jobs, data center damage, Epstein Files, human trafficking, billionaires being welfare queens etc…need to be at the forefront every single time. This is how you get the people going. Why shouldn’t they vote for the other candidate? Period. You can slay gracefully. Via: The New Yorker & BuzzFeed

Updated: 8/13/2026 1:17am

Timothee Chalamet: It’s All About Zendaya

By: Saint Twenty May 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Saint KnowBallet, Buzzfeed, Dune, Euphoria, Jacob Elordi, Kardashian Jenner, Kardashian Jenner West, Kill Bill, Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Timothee Chalamet, Tom Holland, ZendayaLeave a Comment

Why did Timothee Chalamet choose Jacob Elordi as tribute? Knowing I loathed the Kardashian Jenner’s, the “Dune” actor knew for a fact I would slaughter the “Euphoria” star (read Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook). All of a sudden the pieces came together. The common denominator in his diss regarding ballet as a dying art, despite his sister and mother giving him a start through their work as ballerinas, and the setup, Zendaya.

Chalamet was throwing shade at Tom Holland, who impressed their mutual co-star with his pirouettes. Jacob Elordi is Zendaya’s ex-boyfriend. It became very apparent Timothee Chalamet is pulling a “Kill Bill,”infuriated and heartbroken that his love is unrequited. Resorting to revenge of her current and past lovers- white boys, who had the pleasure of intimacy with her. Immediately upon discovery I searched for photos of the two on press junkets. The first video to pop up was their BuzzFeed BFF Quiz. Synchronicity. One of the questions was “who is your celebrity crush?” Chalamet instantly answers Tom Holland, Zendaya’s now husband. While Zendaya, oblivious to the signals and silence, states she doesn’t know who Timothee Chalamet has feelings for. Ironically stating she it’s a secret on purpose. Yeah bitch, it is, because the answer is you. Chalamet looks at Zendaya like she’s such an idiot not to see it. Mind you, she knows almost everything else about him.

I told y’all Timothee Chalamet has zero swag. He desperately seeks acceptance from the black community, to the point of caricature (read Timothee Chalamet Isn’t Sexy). He doesn’t have what it takes to pull a black woman, especially of caliber. No easy feat. Therefore, he settled for pedo prostitute Kylie Jenner, a business arrangement (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau). She wanna be Black, so, guess he took the “closest” he could find with perks. Embarrassing for the Kartrashian Jenner’s and their pimp, matriarch Kris Jenner. Honestly, this makes Chalamet intriguing to me. It takes balls to execute a crime of passion for seemingly no reason. It’s the Upper East Side breeding that makes me respect his work. I mean Zendaya is a triple threat, gorgeous, and as he stated, one of the greatest actors of our time. Seeing his heart’s true desire is quite a relief. The boy has standards and taste. Stars mingling with spectacles isn’t cute. He did Jacob Elordi DIRTTTTTTTT. Bravo. Via: BuzzFeed

Updated: 5/25/2026 12:51pm

“Miles Davis” By Jean Michel Basquiat

By: Saint Twenty January 12, 2026

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Growth is realizing Basquiat’s piece on Miles Davis is a social commentary about black people in predominantly white spaces. An experience dubbed a privilege, it’s one only uber successful blacks have. The entire reason my business partner/friend and I got into an altercation that permanently rifted our relationship.

I advised her to take a Buzzfeed quiz regarding how privileged you grew up. It was suppose to be an exercise in gratitude. That life isn’t as bad as it seems. While I got results of really privileged, she got the exact opposite.

Reviewing the discrepancies in our answers together on the phone, she brought up the question “Have you ever been the only black person in the room?” She thought the question was outlandish and weird. For me, it was a large part of my upbringing on the Upper East Side and more. Both of us were astounded by the other’s response. I never realized all the implications of these incidents. Unfortunately it destroyed our friendship, she felt inferior due to the disparities in how we were raised. Envy made her angry at me. Whereas my angry was directed at the racists whites perpetuating inequality. See the difference? Crab in a barrel ass bitch. Via: Jean Michel Basquiat

The Pinault’s Are Satanic Bullies

In 2023 Salma Hayek used billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault to purchase CAA, the biggest agency in Hollywood. Since then the satanic duo have used their conglomeration to create a monopoly, forcing a majority of their clients to do their bidding, or suffer the consequences.

A seven billion dollar deal, the Pinault’s gain access to almost everyone in Hollywood. Between the wealth and luxury brands owned by Kering, scorned Salma Hayek, a woman of color who has experienced degradation, uses this newfound power to become one of the ultimate abusers. Want designer duds for red carpet events? You better kiss the ring. Explaining Hollywood’s boycott and subsequent backtracking of Balenciaga’s child BDSM scandal.

Salma Hayek and her husband coerce stars back into wearing their satanic pedo brand, or they won’t work another day in their life. Hayek’s ambition didn’t end there, she planned on offing her husband for full control. Had I not taken her powers away, Francois-Henri Pinault would’ve ended up like Matthew Perry (read Salma Hayek Killed Matthew Perry). Dead.

Hurting children, exploiting them, sexually abusing them…it’s all apart of their satanic worship. Passed down from generation to generation, these misguided mortals believing Satan isn’t real and they’re the higher beings. Satan incarnated is Michael Philip Jagger and you will pay him what you owe (read Told You So: Satanic Rituals 2).

And here we are, watching Salma Hayek, a narcissistic, depraved, satanic pedophile, buying The Oscars, something I perfectly documented. Barely any of the nominees this year deserve accolades, especially the clients of Emily Gerson Saines; a trash bag agent for CAA and one of Satan’s biggest devotees, even sacrificing clients and her own firstborn son (read Mick Jagger Lies About Noor Alfallah).

And who was snubbed? Nicole Kidman, who Salma Hayek tried to bully into taking pictures from an angle she doesn’t like. If you don’t play the Pinault’s and Mick Jagger’s pedo games, you don’t get your flowers, which is why conglomerates like CAA are to be disbanded. Sebastian Stan, Kiernan Culkin, Ariana Grande, Zoe Saldana, Timothee Chalamet, Jeremy Scott and more deserve nothing (an upcoming piece, along with Salma reporting this post on Instagram). Shame on you entitled pieces of shit. Enjoy that time, you’ll spend eternity regretting it. Hope those soul sells were worth it, I can tell you right now they aren’t. Xoxo Athena & Horus. Via: The Economic Times, The Hollywood Reporter, Wikipedia, Buzzfeed & Office Of Justice

Updated: 1/28/2025 2:41am

Iconic Mary Cosby Quotes

By: Saint Twenty July 2, 2024July 2, 2024

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Yes I’m very much behind in informing the public what to watch, but it’s coming! What better way to lead into upcoming reviews than a little Mary Cosby amuse-bouche. Here’s a compilation of some of her best quotes from Real Housewives Of Salt Lake. If you don’t think Mary Cosby is funny, I feel sorry for you. Get a sense of humor. She is housewife gold: rich, blunt, hilarious, out of touch, scandalous, perfectly emotionally unhinged. To this very day when I hear her opening line of “If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you,” I laugh to tears. Like what…also she has sent him though, look at Jen Shah. Don’t mess with Mary. I’m about to rewatch last season stoned af. I can’t believe you smell like hospital isn’t up here! Which quote is your fave? Creator: Buzzfeed

Selena Gomez Blanket Meme

By: Saint Twenty August 15, 2023August 15, 2023

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Out of all the Selena Gomez blanket memes these three are my favorites. As a creative exercise for the brain make one up on your own.

Me receiving next weeks schedule, knowing this is my last day.

Your turn. Via: Buzzfeed & Twitter

Enough For Everyone

By: Saint Twenty August 7, 2019August 7, 2019

Uncategorizedabundance, Buzzfeed, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Daria, Daria Screenshots, Larry David, Privledge, Saint Soul, Soho GrandLeave a Comment

“That’s how you get attention.” When she asked to do a lap around the bar of the Soho Grand her motive was unclear. This is something I would never condone; attention seeking is tactless, desperate and shows a lack of self-love. Did she really need the piercing eyes of strangers to feel worthy? How sad. Additionally I don’t have that problem. I am constantly trying to get rid of people, akin to Larry David portraying Larry David on ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm.’ People can be tiresome, especially when they value the vacuous. Example A.

Ever since I encouraged her to take the Buzzfeed ‘How Privileged Are You Quiz’ our friendship blew to bits. Our results varied drastically, while I got very privileged Susan got not privileged at all.

Susan: You’ve been the only black person in the room before?
Me: Yeah plenty of times.
Silence…bleeding silence.
Me: I mean but I did grow up on the Upper East Side so…there were like three black families and I’m not even sure one counts, because he was adopted by a white family…

I ramble trying to make her feel better about growing up in a low income neighborhood. Why she cared so much was beyond me, but she retakes the test until she gets a better result.

Susan: Oh yeah…I’ve been the only black person in the room too.

The whole point of the test was an exercise in gratitude. But her ego coupled with insecurity morphed it something nasty. I told her she should be proud of all the things she’s surmounted, instead she gained an inferiority complex revealing a competitive, envious streak in her. In hindsight it was a side of her that was always there. Just to get one up on me she would damage circumstances that were mutually beneficial for us both. Unfortunately our society breeds this dog eat dog, if you’re not first you’re last, number one or bust mentality. When the reality is there’s enough abundance to go around for everyone. We can all win, someone’s success doesn’t equate to your failure. We can both be great no matter where it all started.

How do you see the world? Are you someone who builds other’s up or knocks them down?