Let the record show, I believed Bianca Censori West dressed like Baby Arm Rachel Dratch prior to her donning this outfit. You’ll find the time stamp below from March 20th 2024.
Legit after I wrote Julia Fox Dresses Better Than The Wives, I Googled Bianca and saw her wearing almost an exact replica dress on April 17th 2024. No shoes. I can’t make this shit up. Portal. I’m lowkey convinced Kanye West’s fashion choices are SNL inspired. Make it make sense otherwise.
At least her coif is better. The Bianca Bob looked like someone cut her hair off, decided she needed bangs, picked the scraps up from the floor, grabbed a bottle of Elmer’s School Glue, closed their eyes, said to themselves wherever it lands it lands, fuck it, and started pasting. Explaining the gaps in her bangs.
There’s only room for one stylish Bianca and that’s Bianca Jagger. In the fashion war amongst Kanye’s exes his new wife currently holds last place. When they called her an IT girl, they forget to put Not before the word. Where’s the lie? I’m spot on. I hereby dub thee Baby Arm Bianca. This is the second time she’s made me cry from laughing. Thank you. Via: Page Six, NBC & The Sun
Updated: 4/22/2024 1:37am