ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Smart move. Thus far the bridal space suits Jordyn Woods, who had an impossibly chic and unique wedding (read Jordyn Woods’s Wedding Was Chic AF). She’s continuing to serve, launching WOODS bridal. The first collection consists of four handbags and four shoes. I hope it does well and she expands into other accessories, headpieces, jewelry and such. Get your bag, ma. Which fit is your favorite? Via: BlackLovePage
Honestly the woman has taste. Every single look slapped, Jordyn Woods even gave us a Bianca Jagger. Despite my acrimonious relationship with the rest of that mentally ill family, I will always love me some Bianca. None of the other bitches were doing it like her. The only wife, and she gave us a timeless, signature look that gets homaged on the regular. Well done Jordyn. A super stylish wedding, down to the bridal party. Photographer: Jose Villa
Circling back to Jordyn Woods wedding, bridesmaid Willow Smith came through with a beautiful Afro. Shady, because I just called out lackluster nepo baby Chloe Malle for trying to culturally appropriate the hairstyle (everyone who’s anyone reads my blog). Distastefully renaming it to diminish a source of black pride and power (read Chloe Malle Gives Us Nothing But Racism). Her basic white ass. Y’all gonna stop playing in our faces. Via: TikTok
Updated: 8/23/2026 11:56pm
Jordyn Woods made a beautiful bride on her wedding day. Naturally Kylie Jenner showed up with pr boyfriend/at this point hostage, Timothee Chalamet (read Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook). She looked an absolute hooker mess. Tacky, tattered, hired escort vibes. It was giving “Pretty Woman,” for once not in a good way. While Chalamet’s look had a coke bender aura.
Sifting through social media to find photos of Jordyn on HER day, I came across a “Spider-Man” movie collaboration. Woods posted the promo on her Instagram account July 29th 2026. Shady, because a little over a month earlier I wrote an article revealing Timothee Chalamet is in love with Zendaya (read Timothee Chalamet: It’s All About Zendaya). Cold bloodied. Made worse by Chalamet being rejected for the role, losing out to Tom Holland in films and bitches because of ballet. Hence deeming it a dying art form no one cares about (read Timothee Chalamet’s Beef Actually Makes Sense). The British actor is living the life Timothee Chalamet wants.
Once upon a time Kylie Jenner would’ve been maid of honor, had her family not viciously attacked Woods. Hyped by Kimora Lee Simmons, while letting predator Tristan Thompson slide, even popping out another baby. Hate us cause they ain’t us, no matter how much surgery they get or black babies they have, those hoes will never be black.
Between this and the Knicks playoff appearances, it seems Woods has outgrown aggressive, obsessive, controlling Jenner (read Black BFF Trope In Real Life). Finally waking up from the sunken place, because she doesn’t need their situation of manufactured drama, back door deals for fake boyfriends and awards, along with other unsavory behavior. More power to Jordyn Woods, they tried to sink that bitch and she swam, carving out her own lane sans living in their shadow. Unlike some, getting Hulu shows by affiliation. Those bitches could never without that family of lying, gutter pedo prostitutes (read Meta Manipulates Numbers For Kardashian Jenner’s Laundering). The ONLY black woman to escape from them siphoning her energy. Notice she’s thriving. Congratulations. Via: Vogue & Jordyn Woods Instagram
Updated: 8/22/2026 11:27pm
Why should I feel bad for extending Beyoncé’s time on Earth, by getting rid of a Kardashian Jenner? These money laundering succubus don’t feel bad when they try to kill people.
Timothee Chalamet making award exchanges for staying in his fake pr relationship, with mostly lesbian Kylie Jenner, won’t do (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau). Two culture vultures. That nigga has no swag. Furthermore, this basic white bitch tried to kill Meg Thee Stallion, ruining two black lives. Jealous over her relationship with Jordyn Woods (read Kylie Jenner Gets Meg Thee Stallion).
Kim Kardashian later supported the murder attempt in April 2025, posting a Tory Lanez song to her Instagram stories.
Killing their enemies runs in the family. Kimberly tried to off Julia Fox (read They Tried To Kill Julia Fox). She didn’t care, why should I? Let’s see if I’ll have a head by my birthday. I’m so magnanimous. I could do it myself, but decided to give an opportunity to a hell bound person. How sweet am I? Kali & Shiva. Via: Thee._.Stallion & CreativesCanada
The way these basic, talentless bitches hate on Selena Gomez is wild. Kris Jenner paying the triple threats makeup artist $800,000 to do her dirt, is diabolical af. Let’s all thank Jordyn Woods for the intel (read
Almost Everyone Hates Selena Gomez). The gag is Selena still looked better than you botched bimbos. At her worst and your best, she’s still above you. Where’s the lie? She lives in their heads rent free. Stay pressed hoes. Via: Aria._
Updated: 9/24/2025 10:37am
A lot of y’all aren’t curious enough, lazy when your lives and souls depend on it. All the evidence is there, if you bothered to do the work. Merely keep up with what I’m saying. I posted Stalli by Meg Thee Stallion as a Late Night Jam, something I’ve been doing so long I use to be the only hashtag on FB. This post was on June 11th 2020. About a month later Kylie Jenner decided to hang out with her, as they’ve been stalking and harassing me for years. Side note: proof of them knowing about this blog is on my main insta account, Itsjqboo. Pinned is Khloe Kardashian liking a post I created praising her. It’s also here, Why The Kardashian Jenner West Drama Started.
Below you’ll find what happened, after Torey Lanez and Meg Thee Stallion left Kylie’s house, to the present moment.
Photo 1: Torey shoots Meg after they exit Kylie’s weird jacuzzi party.
Photo 2-3: Kylie Jenner post her own foot the very next day.
Photo 4: After Torey is sentenced to ten years for shooting Meg, remorseless Kylie throws shade by showing support for Torey.
That’s because Meg was a satanic sacrifice gone awry (read Why Kim, Kanye & Kylie Dress Demonic and The Richest Kardashian Jenners…). Torey is adamant he didn’t shoot Meg Thee Stallion, because of whatever satanic shit Kylie did to him. At first I couldn’t tell if he was in on it, now I know he wasn’t. Just a pawn in an evil white woman’s game. Even looking at the scene of them on the street is insane, him spread out like that, her half naked, screaming. Mind you I told Meg prior to watch her energy, ask her. Two black lives ruined reputation wise and Kylie walks away unscathed.
Kylie was jealous of Megan’s friendship with Jordyn Woods, when I posted about her talent it sent Kylie over the edge with envy. Making me feel personally responsible for this incident. Which is why Meg got the justice she deserved, while you guys invalidated a black woman. Like you did me- a Goddess, like you did Nene Leakes for Bethenny Frankel. Despite the legal system concurring. What does that say about you? Nothing good, that’s why I’m going to make you pay for disrespecting the people you evolved from. I don’t play that Uncle Tom shit, and I’m the only divine in this bitch, so What’s.Up?
She worshipped Jordyn and only stopped being friends with her due to Khloe Kardashian’s delusions. As a former fan watching Life With Kylie, it was all her and Woods 24/7, irking her family. They clearly didn’t like that Woods was her priority over them, in a friendship that seemed far more intimate than that. Girlfriends much? Getting married, talking about living on a farm together, the sexual tension in the car, when Kylie tells Jordyn not to put space between them. A wedge caused by the appearance of Kris Jenner and them. They were so rude to Jordyn on that show. Made crazier by the fact that her fake billionaire status was exposed after ditching Jordyn, her blessing, with her family being the block.
Oh there’s much more to come. They way I documented this satanic coven stalking, harassing, and copying me is wild. They purposely try to drag people I love to hell, at one point checking my follow list daily. The universe has given the green light to share, I’ll be doing exactly that later today. This too started with a Late Night Jam. Actually all their most recent relationships can be tied back to me. I’ll show you. The devil always comes to collect. Xoxo Athena. Via: Meg Thee Stallion insta, Jaquana Cornelius, The Sun, UK Times & Jordyn Woods