Halloween Inspo: Lil Kim

There’s nothing better than a creative costume. The reason I started Halloween Inspo was based off my experience with Ricky’s, buying the slutty expensive costumes that everyone has. Don’t even get me started on shopping late, waiting on a line that extends down the block, for an hour, to pick from scraps. Being sexy, unique and anxiety free is so much better.

Many people have been the Queen Bee, duh Lil Kim is an entire style icon. If she doesn’t have a fashion award give her one asap. The looks I chose are iconic, easy, and fun. The first two involve pasties, the third a tourist shop and a thrift store, the fourth a sex shop for the bondage necklace. Be it album covers, videos, award shows, The Met Gala (her fifth look), being this fashion legend will turn heads henny. Which look is your favorite? Via: LilKimIsMuva & Rose_Gold_Nigga

A Golden Age Is Coming!

Water is such a powerful cleanser, it’s been used many times to restart the world when evil outweighs good. Think Atlantis. Think Noah’s Arc. Natural disasters abound when it’s time to clean up. My point being the world has restarted plenty of times, entire civilizations have been lost due to it. This time is no different, except it is, because of me. I incarnated to save this place, this time if it ended it’s for keeps. You know it’s dire when a Goddess enters the chat.
Humans have once again rotted, choosing materialism over spirituality. Profit over people, profit over this planet. A lack of compassion, out for self by any means necessary, down to selling their souls. Soon the devil will come for his collections (Kardashian Jenner West & Melanie Hamrick) and those aligned. People will start dropping like flies, no one will be left to wonder of God or Satan’s existence. Make your deals, ones that I care for. I’ve helped enough, I have things to do, like transfer energy.

Audience: Why, what do you mean?
I mean, despite Anna Wintour and her slavers, the Kardashian Jenners, thinking I didn’t want them at The Met Gala, it was quite the contrary. I wanted them there, I want them everywhere.
Audience: I don’t understand, what gives?
Well once I took their powers, they doubled down on draining peoples talent (aka magic) to maintain some semblance of power. I realized I could take all the magic they collected from others, transferring it to a new generation. Enhancing their gifts for a golden age! Every Goddess needs a golden age duhhhhh, of technology, art, science, design, law, politics, everything! It’s gonna be majorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Overshadowing those who were taken from, leaving them as footnotes, barely remembered. Think the Olympian’s taking out the Titans (see that’s why these tales pass down, for referential purposes). That way there won’t be this gap between the collections dying out, to the modern Renaissance period. The show must go on with or without you, duhhhhhhh. Via: Dreams Never Lie Chico

SLC Housewives: A Bright Spot

Just in case you missed it, because the 10pm time slot was too late. A bright spot during both the first and second wave of the pandemic was the latest addition to the housewives franchise, Salt Lake City. Heartbroken that it’s already over, but super excited for this three part reunion. These fiery ladies were the perfect cast. Everyone played their part and for that I salute you. Thank you for the laughter. Here are some amazing contributions from the above queens:

-I’m not engaging, I’m disengaging.
-Thumbs up, another way to say fuck you.
-You smell like hospital.
-Jen Shah isn’t acting, in fact she’s quite possibly hiding her full spectrum of crazy.
-Maybe it’s cause I’m a New Yorker and mask have been on the scene before Covid, but I loved Meredith’s mask that doubled as a necklace. Major. Just when you thought the over the top sleeves of her pink birthday dress was it.
-Whitney’s mask imitating Meredith’s mask, hilarious.
-The trip to Vegas doing the exact opposite of it’s kumbaya objective, it couldn’t have gone any more left.
-Mary Cosby’s war against her son’s girlfriend.
-Lisa Barlow having a heart of gold after being pegged the cast villan.
-Whitney being messy at the birthday.
-Heather Gay owning her desires, she likes em dumb with a criminal record.
– Vaulter and the Met Gala luncheon.

And so much more. Stellar job ladies. Perfection was attained. I’ve watched every episode twice, the second time to process what I saw the first time. Did you watch? What’s your favorite moment? Via: Housewives Addicted


Happy Birthday Rihanna

My queen before everyone jumped on the Fenty bandwagon. My signature hairstyle is based on her, she’s my number one style icon, Caribbean and a February pisces like me. One of the worst moments of my life is when she deactivated her instagram. I searched everyday until she came back. I love her candor, the way she reads trolls, that she is art in motion, does what she wants and says what she wants. A rockstar. Anti is one of my favorite albums of all time. I feel like I’m just sprouting off at random. I can fill books with my obsession for Rihanna. The Met Gala is hers, the first black woman to sign a deal with LVMH and her legendary inclusive make-up that changed the industry. Remember it’s ugly until Rihanna wears it. One of my favorite humans to ever walk the planet. I hope she gets everything she wants this year. Photos: Bad Girl Riri