Before I do anything else, let’s break down the numbers. Melanie Hamrick blackmails all of the elites with their child trafficking information and more. Resulting in: getting invited to Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos’s wedding, forcing Mick Jagger to pretend they’re engaged, having the Murdoch’s publish her ghostwritten books, making celebrities interact with her, standing next to Kim Kardashian & Serena Williams (read Melanie Hamrick: The Ultimate Wannabe), etc…what I wanna know is what for? Bitch you’re UGLY. All this free publicity and promotion, being plastered on magazine covers, mingling with world leaders, coercing people into photoshoots, and getting the media to talk about her has amounted to NOTHING.
In 2022 Melanie Hamrick had 44.8k followers after I started talking about her. Despite all the aforementioned media blitz, on the arm of a legendary rockstar, she’s only amassed 78.7k followers in 2025. That’s a measly amount after three fucking years and all that marketing with top tier people. Girl. It’s not like she’s me, with Mark Zuckerberg and the Illuminati fucking with her algorithm. Nor have I done publicity.
If I, or another attractive woman did the same exact shit, we’d have a MINIMUM of one million followers. This bitch isn’t even in the hundreds of thousands. In about that same time frame Mick Jagger went from 2.4 million followers in 2021 to 3.5 million in 2025. With Melanie Hamrick along for the ride. Embarrassing, social media isn’t his era. I would disappear into the ether flopping this hard backed by the 1%’s resources. The audacity to force them into the biggest marketing fail.
It doesn’t matter that Mick Jagger’s old, he’s more attractive than Raggedy Anne, as the first photo of this article makes evident. Standing next to him makes her look as ugly as she is. Certifying beauty is power and Raggedy Anne possesses none, is baby mama Luciana Gimenez. Older than Melanie Hamrick and hotter by a landslide. She has a following of 3.6 million, because pretty people privilege.
Go home Roger. Nobody is interested in Ratty Patty. They don’t want to fuck her or be her. Yes I bullied her into getting lip filler, but all it’s done is bring attention to her weird, uneven chin, aging her even. How the fuck she only has .02% of Luciana and Mick’s following after all that? She could NEVER be the gorgeous, talented, indelible L’wren Scott (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory).
Lewis did that man dirty, karma (read Mick Jagger Killed Melanie Hamrick’s Dad). Trapping him with an equally mentally ill, uggo nobody. She needs plastic surgery. Dude, what more can you give someone to achieve a solid fan base, for them to still fall flat? Royal family, billionaires, rock icon, red carpet events, a baby, albeit unwanted, there’s nothing else that can help her. We don’t give a fuck. Personality wise either. ENOUGH! Raggedy Anne brings other people down for her to go nowhere, a waste. I’ve NEVER seen anything like it. Is it giving more tragedy or comedy at this point? Via: Page Six, Daily Mail, Melanie Hamrick, Mick Jagger & Luciana Gimenez
Updated: 10/21/2025 2:12pm
