First Ever NEPO-BABY Grades

Tom Hank’s disappointed everyone with his stupid comment, newsflash doctors, lawyers, bankers, the professions you’re naming require tests. They also require skills, that you can’t fake or the consequences are dire. Stop justifying your entitled, mediocre/talentless spawn taking opportunities from people who have the gift. A gift that did, or did not pass down. Also if your kids had access to greatness and still suck, what does that say about you? I’ll tell you, you failed. Hanks gave me a brilliant idea! I’ll now start the first ever NEPO-BABY family grades. You aren’t entitled to our money, or love. If we want to cancel you, we can and will. If we don’t want to watch, listen, see you, it’s our choice and like the professions you ignorantly named, we can fucking fire you, cut your pay.
Cancel culture is a term coined by celebrities, gaslighting the public for holding them accountable. It’s only right since I started the conversation by calling out Mick Jagger’s idiot kids, who have so much to say, but zero talent, which is why no one should listen to their opinions on anything. The fuck do they know? Nothing, they’ve earned nothing on their own, but feel entitled to everything and are trash. That’s why it matters, you guys act like entitled tyrants. History repeats itself, tyrants fall, like Napoleon (king of Nepotism). Let’s begin.

Denzel Washington: A PLUS, his son John David Washington is a top tier actor, who did it his way. Had no idea they were related until I Googled him (read: Nepo-Baby Know Your Place).

The Olsens: A PLUS. Mary Kate and Ashley raised me. Elizabeth Olsen is hot and an amazing actress.

The Baldwins/Bieber: C MINUS, this is me being nice. Alec Baldwin is a murderer, his brothers aren’t as talented, his daughter Ireland is racist trash, like her cousin black magician Hailey Bieber (read: Selena Gomez Is L’Wren Scott). I have her on troll accounts being exactly that. She also copies black people, taking my Britney Spears Halloween costume idea and getting so much praise (read: Halloween Inspo: Britney Spears Videos I’ll post side by sides later, Google it until then). No one cared about her fits this year, I’m the fucking vibe. Don’t troll me, then copy me. Basic whites. Which is why Hiliaria Baldwin pretended to have an entire lineage in Spain. Fucking weirdos. However, I love Alec on 30 Rock and Chynna Phillips.

The Hadid’s: D, not only is Yolanda a reality star who traumatized her kids and lied on Zayn, all of them (dad included) are racist trash. Gigi and Bella are horrific models, same faces every shoot. Bella literally stole Carla Bruni’s face like a freak (read: Negligence Is The New Black), both of them are BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

The Crawfords: B PLUS, Kaia needs to work on serving face and she’d be right on the money. She’s also not that bad of an actress, she’s isn’t great, but tolerable.

Rinna/Hamlin: F, honestly, no explanation needed. I have never seen two NEPO models be so desperate for attention, yet so irrelevant. Amelia Gray and Delilah (who messed up her face) are a joke. Also racist.

Mosses: D, Kate Moss is an iconic model, her daughter Lila Moss is not. Her sister Lottie Moss should have just done porn. Then maybe she could be successful at something. Half naked and we still don’t want you. She’s thirsty too, bitch is parched. It’s sad how desperate she is.

The Smith’s: B PLUS, their kids haven’t equaled or outshined them, they’re more socialites. Will and Jada Smith though are stars, from work to drama, they keep us talking. They stay in memes, scandal, made entanglement a thing, the Academy Awards slap is historical (literally Tom Cruise you held someone hostage stfu, you should be banned too, in fact many people have done far worse).

The Hanks: D, Tom Hanks is one of my favorite actors, The Burbs is one of my favorite movies, his kids though. He said it was a family business, businesses get grades too (Better Business Bureau). One of your sons is inappropriate and appropriating a culture. The other just isn’t you, he doesn’t have it.

Hudson/Hawn’s: C MINUS, Almost Famous is one of my favorite movies and the only thing Kate Hudson was good in. She doesn’t hold a match to mom, Goldie Hawns, acting ability. Then had the audacity to be delusional about it…girl. Fool’s GoldMatthew McConaughey did Dallas Buyers Club. Step it up before you open your mouth. You stayed on that level, he has actual talent. That’s why he went from Failure To Launch and Wedding Planner to better roles. You’re mediocre. No one told you, because NEPOTISM.

Paltrow’s: A, Gwyneth Paltrow is a terrible human being, but an amazing actress. She outshined her parents by leaps and bounds, thus continuing their legacy. Blythe Danner, who I met a long time ago outside of Pinkberry on the Upper East Side (she was nice), is also an award winner. Depending on her children with Chris Martin, this grade is subject to change.

Kravitzes: A MINUS, Zoe Kravitz has made enough of a name for herself that her parents aren’t mentioned every time she’s written about. So far she’s carrying the legacy well. I didn’t like or finish Batman, nor will I, it bored me. The Heath/Bale/Gyllenhaal version was a masterpiece. Zoe was the most exciting part.

Gyllenhaal’s: A PLUS, I mean do I need to expound? Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal (who are of Swedish nobility) are top fucking tier actors. A no brainer.
One time I saw Jake walking with his boo in Soho, wearing sweatpants and boy was he wearing them, if you know what I mean.

Levy’s: A, Dan Levy is talented and funny like his father Eugene Levy. Both have great eyebrows, plus Dan’s hot. His work is building; based on how he made Tostito’s commercials funny, great things are in store.

Collin’s: A, love Phil Collins music and Lily Collins is making a name for herself in a different field. I fuck with Emily In Paris HEAVY.

Jagger’s: F MINUS, trash, trash, trash, throw the whole family out. The only good thing Mick Jagger created is his art. Those kids are idiot jokes, with idiot moms. Most of them are going to jail for aiding in a hate crime felony, they were kicked out of the will, Georgia May ruined both her parents relationships and is a horrific model, Lucas came out not cute as Luciana Giminez karma for being quite literally a fame whore, James Jagger is a failed actor, model, and musician, Jade Jagger is a sloppy mess with a mid tier business, Melanie Hamrick is ugly, unstable, untalented and had a murder rape baby with her mental issues and Mick’s psychopathy. None of them contribute to the family legacy, because their dad is the most interesting thing about them. Hell bound losers.

Richards: D, Patti Hansen is the only hot one left and has a legacy of her own. The kids aren’t relevant, but Alexandra Richards has a passion for Djing. Theodora Richards got arrested once, which scored points. Had they showed common sense, compassion, they would have scored higher.

Rosses: C, Evan Ross is a glorified socialite, contributes nothing. What he has given isn’t relevant. Mediocre. Tracee Ellis Ross, fraudulent and tries too hard to be a style icon. Still, she’s funny. Diana Ross getting angry at Andy Warhol for making her too black on the Interview cover (I’ll post later), points were taken off. Things started to make sense about her family’s behavior.

Richie’s: B, Nicole Richie through her marriage to Joel Madden, iconic behavior in the early aughts, acting potential, businesses and mirth is carrying Lionel Richie’s legacy. I didn’t know he had a son until two years ago (he’s hot) and Sophia doesn’t really do anything. Had it not been for Scott Disick, she’d be practically irrelevant.

Cyruses: A MINUS, Miley and Noah both problematic. However, Miley soared. She exceeds her father by a million, elevating the legacy. I don’t even have to say more. Billy Ray gave her a leg up and she did that shit.

Harvey’s: C, Steve Harvey puts in that work. However, Lori Harvey nothing sticks. What do you do? Too many things, because you’re not good at anything. She’s pretty so there’s that. I was going to give them a D, but her good looks coupled with Steve’s career got them points. She bores me.

Joneses: A PLUS, Quincey and Rashida Jones make you think greatness is hereditary. Rashida is down to earth, isn’t an asshole and how do you not love her? Like who has a problem with Rashida Jones? Are you a monster from hell?

Barrymore’s: A, Drew Barrymore surpassed her parents. She also became a party icon at fucking seven…like what? I don’t care for her talk show, but watched her work all my life (including the canceled out of nowhere Santa Clarita Diet).

Johnson/Griffins: B, only because Dakota Johnson needs to think before she speaks from her insular bubble. However, she did drag Ellen on her own show, ICONIC. Love a sassy bitch who keeps it 100. Her work is still building, nothing quality yet, but her hot dad Don Johnson is a style icon (read: Style With: Miami Vice). While Melanie Griffin, Tippi Hedren and ex stepdad Antonio Banderas, works speaks for itself.

Trumps: F MINUS, Trump endorsed racism (pining the Corona virus on Asians, hate crimes against them, Jewish people, LGBTQIA, women, black people, Hispanic/Spanish/Latin people increased), misogyny, rape, allowed death refusing to give hospitals necessary equipment to combat COVID, keeping us all trapped inside, denying science, committed multiple crimes, including people climbing the literal White House, fraud, misinformation, pedophilia and so much more. Had he just stayed a reality star, Ivana still likable, as a feminist icon, they’d score higher.

From here on out I’ll be grading you annually at minimum. My kids will do it, their kids will do it. The power belongs to the people, without them you’re nothing. It’s time to humble you hoes. Congratulations, you just watched history be made. Athena. Via: British Vogue


Shadow Person Demon With Hailey B

“They always know,’ says Luc. ‘They just don’t want to accept the cost. The soul is the easiest thing to trade. It’s the time no one considers.”

Via: Karla Welch Stylist

Melanie Hamrick Proves Young Doesn’t Mean Beautiful

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the ugliest of them all? Melanie deformed face Hamrick, that’s why she stalked both L’Wren Scott and Mick Jagger, black magicked murdered L’Wren with her coven, selling their souls to the devil and raped Mick, producing a murder rape baby. Between his psychopathy and her mental illness, he would have been a serial killer, no wonder he doesn’t live long. I said it once, I’ll say it again he’d never even look at Melanie, nor choose her over L’Wren. Melanie only looks good standing next to an old man, same with Sally Stubby Wood. When next to real beauties, no matter how old, they look like what they are, ugly and average.

Jerry Hall is a senior ass citizen, senior citizen and she’s prettier than Melanie. Melanie isn’t photogenic, look at her face? How? How Sway, does one even look like that? Because her eyes have gross circles underneath, her nostril is missing a piece, the other side has extra skin and topping it off is her lopsided chin. She couldn’t even make a career with an international legend, because beauty rules and Melanie who is also talentless, doesn’t have it. If she did she’d be on endless magazine covers, sponsoring things, have different suitors without black magic and rape, be a star. Instead she’s a parasite who makes money off child support, on a baby he doesn’t want, or he’d have gotten custody like I told him. This is why he helped in a felony and hate crime, this is why he’s going to jail.

Please note from the independent article Mick was happy, never suffering a health issue until Melanie black magicked him. Just like Hailey Bieber (read: Selena Gomez Is L’Wren Scott). Seems to be a side effect of taking away someone’s freewill. I digress.

Georgia May Jagger is an idiot, big face, small brain, probably the dumbest of all his kids. When she posted this, adding to the evidence I have on her psychopath pedo family, I was there in four minutes commenting. Why? Because I knew she would give me the evidence I needed, I set this whole thing up, everything is falling into place. She solidified her incarceration and her mothers.

Mick likes dumb women he can control, Jerry Hall is an idiot, so his kids are idiots too. Georgia May came through as expected. This is their karma, the Jagger line will perish, my family will rise. Melanie has set me up for wealth, all of them are going to jail: Mick, Jerry, Rupert Murdoch, Jade, Lizzy, Lucas, Sally, Ronnie Wood, Chris Evans, Alvin Bragg, Aleksandra Ciric, Luciana Giminez, Michael Giufree, Detective Gustavo Paul, Jesse Williams. You can’t do whatever you want without consequences, it always comes back multiplied. The devil always comes to collect and their time is up. Nothing will stop me from pressing charges. I’ll get the money anyways, but making them criminals is up to me. I’m ecstatic to do so. This is where they’ll meet eternal flames. You abused, enslaved, committed a hate crime, tortured, aided in a felony, disrespected the dead and living who saved you, stole from, stalked and harassed a goddess. Also queen of witches by blood. Which is why you’re powerless and fate has come. Enjoy your time. Told you he was bisexual, he also did heroin. Dating and dumping him was the best decision I’ve ever made. The one who got away. I’ll send you guys pictures of my gorgeous family in jail on your final days. Love and light. I was never joking and I’m happier than ever. Melanie was my blessing in disguise, an ugly, ugly, disguise. Via: Georgia May Jagger & Independent

Selena Gomez Is L’Wren Scott

Hailey, Hailey, Hailey, so full of shit she’s starting to believe her own lies. First off Scooter Braun prevented Justin Bieber from being deported through this marriage, let’s not pretend it love. How did they get there? Hailey like Melanie Hamrick used black magic to make it so. This is why he didn’t sign a prenup. Hailey is just as obsessed with Selena Gomez as Melanie ugly Hamrick is with L’wren Scott. Both deals involved children, I’ll leave Justin to wonder. Her coven, the Kardashian Jenner West family helped. Melanie’s murder rape baby is on his death bed, while Hailey’s is altogether a different deal. Mick Jagger and Justin Bieber both started having health problems after being black magicked into relationships. I suppose it’s one of the side effects.

Selena like L’wren is successful and talented, Emmy nominated, Grammy’s, successful businesses, her and Justin would have been a true power couple. Justin wanted to marry her, she turned him down, thanks to Hailey and her deal with the devil. Death doesn’t have to be involved for a soul exchange. No one keeps talking about it except you. And I’m afraid Selena is too kind, you deserve every bad word spoken about you. You racist demonic troll. You are pretty which is why your career skyrocketed, but not supermodel pretty with that squat neck. Gigi, Kendall (also used black magic and surgery, cause with that nose and acne riddled structureless face supermodel where?) and Bella were miles ahead, you needed Justin to catch up. Melanie is too ugly for her career to go anywhere, even with a legend, but Hailey isn’t.

I can’t wait to expose you. Your troll accounts. Your racism. Your deal with the devil, because taking away anyone’s freewill is indeed that. I’m going to annihilate the Biebers. Poor Justin, lost the love of his life due to his black magic wife. Can you hear me cackling hoe? You soon will. Via: Entertainment Tonight