ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Bitch literally was caught on camera putting eye drops in before hitting the stage, couldn’t summon a tear for her late husband’s life. She’s an entire hoe, a social climbing, money grubbing, immoral, hoe.
For your Halloween consideration next year. Which Erika Kirk you dressing up as? Via: KeithEdwards & The Left Hook Substack
Becoming the leader of Tokyo’s Yakuza makes O-Ren Ishii a feminist icon and a bad bitch. Definitely a character worthy of Halloween accolades. To be this boss you’ll need a pristine white kimono, a sash, a sword and the sleekest bun with side bang anyone has ever seen. Bonus points if you manage her final scene sans cranium, exposing her brain. It’s Halloween go all out. Via: Wiki Fandom, Reddit & What Culture
Upon seeing the first video, no one could tell if this was real or a skit. The camera woman and the manic hooker are both comedic geniuses. Believing she moved to a good neighborhood the recorder catches a disheveled, insanely dressed woman coming to her home in search of $15 the husband owes for services rendered. Rewatching numerous times, I thought how fucking fun would it be to dress up as the self described back layer and knee burner for Halloween?!
No matter which truly iconic look you choose, you’ll need black spandex shorts, a purse, and mismatched shoes.
Outfit 1: A wine is my valentine shirt, with no bra and huge breasts, a gold metallic purse, one bejeweled flip flop and one regular. Don’t forget the ill kempt high ponytail.
Outfit 2: There’s a lot going on here, a cow printed belt as a tie, one fringed cowboy boot paired with a Nike sneaker, an inside out black shirt, a bun on one side and a twist on the other coif wise, a red bucket purse and I love sluts printed across the front of your shorts. If anyone questions this look, respond as she does, “Your husband calls me Marilyn Monroe.”
Outfit 3: This is what you rock when you’ve been paid the $15 and some. Possibly a backwards blond wig, a cropped tank with cleavage support, a stolen Burberry bag with the tags still on, an unzipped boot with a Birkenstock, a full Fox fur, because you’re rocking a summer winter aesthetic. Never forget the pimple patch. You’re welcome for putting you on. I love being black. Via: Jaime_Joelynn
Updated: 10/18/2025 12:44am
Being Ozzy Osbourne for Halloween requires the following: a shoulder length dark brown wig, bonus points if the tips are dyed red, an all black ensemble, the longer the jacket the better, at least one cross necklace, signature circular sunnies, preferably purple, Ozzy scrawled across your ringed knuckles, black nail polish and of course black eye shadow. Dressing up as the beloved prince of darkness is guaranteed to get you noticed, it’s also fun af.
He’s a minimalist, except when it comes to bling, then he’s decked out in gold. Side note: Yungblud will never get rockstar approval from me, sorry not sorry. It all started with basic ass Lucas Jagger, then his mentally ill father co-signed and so all the old heads followed suit. Hard pass. Y’all senile. Retire. Via: NY Post, Vogue, Grammy, Rolling Stone & Alamy
Growing up I loved watching Daria, even went as her one year for Halloween. I didn’t go full out, but encourage you to. Here are some memorable, fun, signature characters from the hit MTV show you can dress up as. Unique coifs, crop tops, accessories, combat boots, bulging eyes, any of these character will make your costume standout. Via: Reddit & Pinterest
Jessica Alba in “Sin City” is a perfect combination of sexy and creative for Halloween. Damsel in distress Nancy Callahan is a fragile stripper with a heart of gold. All you need to capture attention with this look: a blond fringed wig, ass-less chaps, belted panties, fringed gloves, dainty gold hoops and a studded bra. All black or bust. The hostler, gun, bullet belt, cowboy hat and lasso are optional. Dance your way to the top of any best costume lists. I’d be remiss not to do Rosario Dawson in the same film next. The outfits were killer. Via: Alamy & Jessica Alba Insta
I spy with my little eye, a big headed, insidious bitch. The one, the only, narcissistic satanic witch, Salma Hayek! Oh what a web we weave when it’s a Goddess you try to deceive. Too bad I communicate with the dead. Helping me take down these depraved elites, who tried to incarcerate and kill me. The floodgates opened this summer, just one after another in succession.
Walking out of CVS on Astor place, a distinctly eerie feeling washed over me reading Matthew Perry died. So close to Halloween. Queen witch by blood, I was perturbed. Mind you, I’m three years in dealing with these Hollywood satanist. Needless to say the paper trail is trailing. When something feels wrong, I put a pin in it and circle back.
Salma Hayek is a thirsty bitch (read Hammerhead Salma Hayek Is A Narc….). It all started with Instagram, I follow Penelope Cruz and not her. An insecurity I believe is Academy Awards related. Always needing to be the center of attention, Salma takes my disengagement as a slight. At every turn desperately seeking my attention. First off, she was late to the Instagram game, I didn’t even know she had one. There are plenty of people that I care about, but don’t follow on social media platforms. It means nothing. We don’t expect talent to thrive as influencers, we except them to produce art. Quality art that moves, shapes and defines us. Yet here are the stars, debasing themselves by mingling with satanic spectacles who don’t belong in their realm.
By the time I became aware of Salma Hayek’s social media presence, she’d shown her allegiance to the streets. Running around with gutter bitches, i.e the Kardashian Jenner’s. I had zero interest. Talentless succubus, all they can provide are pretty pictures, the foundation of Instagram. Let’s not forget they use glamour magic to fascinate “fans” (read The Art Of Fascination). Look how socializing with these insipid losers fucked you all over. Thanks to the Kardashian Jenner West’s, along with Melanie ugly ass Hamrick, I’ve amassed an overwhelming amount of evidence.
During meditation Matthew Perry started coming to my minds eye, but he never said anything. His deafening silence leaving me perplexed. What’s all going on? He kept reappearing, unable to speak his expressive face pleaded for understanding. It all came together when CAA fell into my plan, using Sebastian Stan to lure them out. The entire time watching Salma Hayek’s obsession with me grow. She literally purchased owls…(read Sebastian Stan The Pawn).
That’s when I remembered the book!
I took this IndieWire screenshot July 12th 2024. He speaks. Upon finding this he could vocalize. Finally. Urging me to check his death date. Eureka! Matthew Perry criticized Salma Hayek’s acting October 28th 2022, dying approximately one year later October 28th 2023.
Sue me for defamation where, blob headed bitch? Birds of a feather flock together. Not only is she in the Illuminati, an established organization with countless members attempting to incarcerate, sex traffic and kill me- amongst other things- for refusing to join by coercion (read The Illuminati Is Real). Salma Hayek belongs to the satanic subset with her bffs (read The Richest Kardashian Jenners…). A coven that includes the likes of Hailey Baldwin Bieber, who wore a Rachel Green costume unnecessarily early for Halloween that year. October 18th 2023, ten days before Matthew Perry was black magic murdered.
Just the day before, October 17th 2023 the ‘Friends’ star started posting Batman signals. Including one on a carved pumpkin for Halloween, because apparently if he raises the signal it means he needs help.
Do you not recall, idiots, that the Kardashian Jenner’s openly speak about casting spells on that now canceled show (read Khloe Kardashian Shares Spells)? No wonder Kim Kardashian couldn’t pass the bar. This all screams premeditation, premeditation. Just like with me. Seems being in the upper echelons of Hollywood, Matthew Perry knew Salma Hayek, with an ego bigger than her head, was out to kill him and called for help. Emboldened to throw her weight around openly, after using billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault to acquire CAA, the largest agency in Hollywood (read POV: Salma Hayek As A Wife). Also the owner of Kering, creating a monopoly in the industry that forces people to do their bidding (ps his ugly ass ain’t special, he was on her to do list, I’m the reason he’s alive).
Unfortunately for y’all, L’wren Scott proves black magic murders are real. Otherwise Melanie uggo Hamrick would’ve sued me for defamation instead of incriminating herself, by committing perjury (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory). Can’t forget Satan, the higher being you worship but didn’t believe exist- hubris, black magic murders the most (read Revelation 8: The 27 Club). I proved all of it. You’re all fucked, just like I promised all those years ago. Remember? I said I never miss, I’m from the UES I was bred for this. That I was gonna empty your pockets, fuck up your lives, and send you to hell where you belong. Enjoy your time, xoxo Athena & Horus (who isn’t Sebastian Stan). Via: Twitter, IndieWire, Google, InStyle, Matthew Perry Insta & TikTok
Updated: 12/13/2024 3:37am
Sometimes being the “bigger” person enables evil people. Treat them how they treat you, if they don’t like it point out the ways you’re mirroring their behavior.
I don’t bother people unless they come for me, after that you get up to three fucking strikes before I k.o your ass, no mercy. Why should good people tolerate the malicious behavior of the depraved, it teaches them there are no consequences for their actions and that’s simply not true. It also makes you complicit. Put them in their place, you deserve better. Artist: PhaedraPeer
Please be careful when using Ouija boards. If you know what you’re doing as a skilled practitioner it’s a great divination tool. Otherwise proceed with caution as it can open portals ushering in spirits, connect you to evil entities and create pure pandemonium in your life. I don’t fuck around with that, like…I’m good on Ouija. A “game” that needs an entire ceremony to be discarded ain’t for me. Talking bout break it in 7 pieces…it can only be wrapped in a certain type of paper…miss me with all that. Don’t forget to CLOSE THE BOARD PROPERLY, SAY GOODBYE. Via: Moon Gone Modern
Spooky season is almost upon us! In preparation for the season of ghouls and ghosts here are some of the funniest tweets I’ve seen a few years back. Are you as excited as I am? Via: SlayerFestx98