MTV’S Spring Break Was Lit AF

In retrospect I don’t think we were old enough to be watching MTV’s Spring Break, but my sister and I tuned in religiously. The chokehold it had made us careless and irresponsible. Being a few months old, my mother allowed us to take our baby brother out of his crib. Some time later she came into the room looking for him, we told her we didn’t know where he was. Last we checked he was on the bed with us. She starts FLIPPING OUT. Frantically searching for him, as she should. We didn’t even help her, unable to stop watching whatever was on. Teenagers and young adults close to alcohol poisoning having the time of their lives.

This is when we lived on 72nd Street on the Upper East Side, the patio was the largest part of our apartment. There we tended to our tomatoes. The patio looked down into the hot tub of the mansion next door, which was encased in glass. Hysterical, my mother went to see if we’d thrown him over. Killing him. Having no idea where he’d be at that point. Out of nowhere I heard a noise near the crib, which was pushed up against the bed. I moved it back and there he was. Just laying on the floor, hands wrapped in those baby gloves to prevent him from scratching his face. He’d rolled off the bed, so silent we didn’t notice.

MTV’s Spring Break had us captivated to the point of negligence. We didn’t get in trouble, our mother too relieved we didn’t commit infanticide. Crazy. I wanted to be there so bad, then at the appropriate age found the entire thing sleazy. A time was had when watching though. Via: Complex & Top.Music.Songs

Halloween Inspo: Daria

Growing up I loved watching Daria, even went as her one year for Halloween. I didn’t go full out, but encourage you to. Here are some memorable, fun, signature characters from the hit MTV show you can dress up as. Unique coifs, crop tops, accessories, combat boots, bulging eyes, any of these character will make your costume standout. Via: Reddit & Pinterest

Educate The Idiots

Teach these kids, some ignorant commenter asked, “Can you even name five Prince songs?” Nigga…I said are we including songs he’s written for other artists, or just the songs he performed? Like little boy, know your place please. Are you out of your mind? That’s Prince, the icon, the innovator, the legend. How dare you? There aren’t anymore stars, just spectacles and stars yielding to spectacles. That’s why I told VH1, E and MTV to remind this dingbats of their iconography. Thank God I’m here to save the dying breed of what little smatter of stars we have left and right these wrongs. That’s why there’s no originality, especially due that trash satanic family, the Kardashian Jenner West coven and friends. You hoes are finished.

Give me Michael Jackson dangling Blanket over the balcony, give me James Brown driving with a busted tire across two states, give me Whitney Houston crack is cheap…these spectacles are boring, manufactured drama is lame. I’m the only one delivering, that’s why they’re copying me. I’m going to give you a show you’ll never forget. Bye influencers, talentless hacks and the idiotic talent who followed behind them. This is Armageddon, spoiler alert I win. They literally have you dressing up like demons in all black and face masks. The absence of light, look at Kanye’s Gap collection (I miss the old Kanye, that was a star). They’re taking souls to hell, believing they’ll be rulers, the rulers are set, you’re just another tricked batched of idiots. Enjoy your time. Amber Rose was peak Kanye.

The people are gonna love me, now I know why two of my spirit guides are such, people loved them too, both were compassionate. I digress. Can you name five Prince songs, artists he’s written for included? Via: Lost Boys And Girls86

Bretman Rock-ed The MTV Movie Awards

First off the long blue jacket with the mixed pant texture wise, proportion wise, is it. Topping it off with the beach wave mullet makes this look glorious, chic, effortless, glamorous and rock n’ roll (shirtless with a nipple ring). The diaphanous pant and cropped blazer is also a look. Personally prefer the former for the well executed risk (I mean that brown/blue combo alone). Which fit do you like better? Via: Bretman Rock

Kurt Cobain Diary Entry

Thank you Kurt Cobain for the stark reality. Another art form stolen from black people. Yet the Grammys and MTV tried to bar us. Photo: Retro Journal