ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
A country queen. Shania Twain’s all leopard ensemble in That Don’t Impress Me Much is a Halloween must. This look is iconic, from the matching layered choker, the round suitcase, the hooded cloak, the bralette, the pants. She’s fucking major. Make sure you rock long locks with bangs to top this look off. The lyrics of a feminist legend. You could also be Shania in Man! I Feel Like A Woman. Are you into it? Via: The Secret Diary Of A 90s Girl
No group on planet Earth, past or present is/was more swaged out than the Isley Brothers. PERIOD. The furs, crotched blouses, sans shirts, layered necklaces, hats, gold lamé suits, suits in general, fringe, bold colors, rings… an amalgamation of textiles and fabrics unrestrained by gender norms. Ron Isley is still swaged out to this day. I kiss the ring. A great group Halloween costume (think I’ll be starting this segment early this year, love October, don’t all witches?). Which Isley Brothers song is your favorite? Via: The Isley Brothers_Retro
Rihanna is so fucking hot in the Pour It Up video, this is major Halloween costume vibes. Jesus she’s fine as hell, and she wonders why we’re desperate for new music. You can’t get us hooked then abandon us like this. She wasn’t lying all she see’s is signs, all she see’s is dollar signs. Fenty has made her the youngest self-made billionaire (a real one without fraudulent documentation like two women in a certain family…no shade). Give us opulence, decadence, glamour, zero fucks given. Is this her sexiest video to date? Via: Vevo
Rock God. Hair God. Sex God. Classic Halloween costume. Guitar hero, and one of my best air guitar impressions. Happy belated Slash with your fine ass, you were born cool and have an affinity with snakes. Snakes symbolize many things rebirth, fertility, evil people around you, destroyer, protector, etc…it really depends on the culture and species of snake. Anyways happy birthday icon, what’s your favorite Slash creation? Via: Whore4Slash & Slash Legacy
First of all he looks fine in a crop top, that showcases his toned arms and rock hard abs. Both him and the guitarist are styled to t in androgynous, gender fluid, glamour. This pair should be a Halloween costume.
Prince is so fine, so sexy, the guitarist can’t even keep it together. She’s literally biting her lip she’s so aroused.
Minute 2:35, when Prince does this dance that screams stamina. Is anyone else pregnant?
Taking the lead in the dance routine, like the rockstar he was. Raw animal magnetism, high alpha daddy vibes.
Words aren’t necessary. The epitome of sexy.