ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
This entire shoot is major. EPIC. WINTER GLAMOUR. That’s the perk of freezing weather, it serves some of the best, over the top, luxurious looks you’ll ever see. Definition of slayed. Absolutely no notes. Which Alps look is your fave? Photographer: Rafael Pavarotti
Following up on my scathing, accurate review of Nepo babies wrecking the runway and shoots with their horrific “modeling.” Here’s another example of Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid giving us NOTHING. EVERY TIME (read Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle). Not having the prerequisite sculpted faces, they should be working twice as hard to serve body. The fuck are these lazy hoes doing? The entitlement is outrageous. How many years have they been working? And they’re still THIS awful? Throw the entire duo in the trash, where they belong. Toss Chloe Malle with them (read Reality Check: Chloe Malle).
Modeling: Isabeli Fontana & Caroline Trentini. It’s giving chiseled face, serving: body, angles, architecture, glamour, dexterity, competence, beauty, storyteller!
Not modeling: Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid. It’s giving Kengi: amorphous facial structure, indolent, dilettante, entitled, delusional, basic, boring, glamour magic, lackluster, nepo baby. Where’s the lie? None were told. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue
I don’t fuck with Cardi B no more, but I LOVE this look. It’s ticking all my glamour boxes. I’m obsessed with the color combination, the nails matching the eyeshadow and dangling earrings, the sparkles, the matching wig, whatever the fucks going on with her ears. What comes to mind is Nene Leakes when she received that Rolex, “Bling, bling, bitches mad.” That should’ve been her caption for these photos. Iykyk. Are you into it? Via: IAmCardiB
Please stfu about the flip bob like it’s brand new, when the Mormon Whitney’s did it first. They made it a signature villain aesthetic of the religion. Trendsetters. Raise your hands ladies, you’ve been a victim of the Kardashian Jenner’s leech like, Leatherface behavior (read Paris Hilton vs. Kim Kardashian Verdict).
‘RHOSLC’ Whitney Rose brought it back and ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’ Whitney Leavitt came through with the assist. Another strike against copycat and notorious liar Kim Kardashian. She’s so fucking basic it’s insane. The Whitney’s are farrrrrrr better television, give them credit where it’s do, pun intended. Via: People & Glamour
Rihanna is so fucking hot in the Pour It Up video, this is major Halloween costume vibes. Jesus she’s fine as hell, and she wonders why we’re desperate for new music. You can’t get us hooked then abandon us like this. She wasn’t lying all she see’s is signs, all she see’s is dollar signs. Fenty has made her the youngest self-made billionaire (a real one without fraudulent documentation like two women in a certain family…no shade). Give us opulence, decadence, glamour, zero fucks given. Is this her sexiest video to date? Via: Vevo
“I can’t think of any woman more feminine than Lee Radziwill, not even Audrey Hepburn.” Truman Capote said of the socialite. The brilliant, chic baby sister of Jackie-O; despite their competitive relationship Lee styled her sister on numerous occasions.
The pisces Princess, who got her last name after marrying Polish Prince Stanislaw Albrecht Radziwill, had a style that was minimal, yet embellished. A plain white gown covered by an ornamental jacket, a red dress made sophisticated by the placement of straps across her chest, closed with a decorative brooch. She was balanced glamour, refined, chic and always memorable.
Even black leather jackets were stand outs one: a fur color and a cinched waist, the other given depth with a snakeskin texture. They just don’t make them like they use to. Her outfits are put together so consciously it radiates her intelligence. What does your style say about you?
GLAMOUR. High fashion BDSM vibes on Madonna’s end. It’s giving me everything, but most importantly life. Dear god, every piece is major. Which one is your current mood? Mine is look one: just a serene, refined, couture queen, having a self-care day. Photos: Paco Rabanne, Institute Mag, Ralf Eyertt and Madonna
Honest to god, it was like pulling my arm out of the socket narrowing down which looks to post. The whole collection is breathtaking. Orgasmic. The blue dress with the orange feathers, looks like koi fish jumping out of a pond filled with water lilies. Stunning. Which look is your favorite?
After scouring social media for the best Halloween costume, Winnie Harlow as Marilyn Monroe is the winner. It’s sexy, glamorous and not the typical white dress that lifts up, or the diamonds are a girls best friend pink. Who had your favorite costume? Photos: Winnie Harlow
Ralph and Russo.