ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
I don’t fuck with Cardi B no more, but I LOVE this look. It’s ticking all my glamour boxes. I’m obsessed with the color combination, the nails matching the eyeshadow and dangling earrings, the sparkles, the matching wig, whatever the fucks going on with her ears. What comes to mind is Nene Leakes when she received that Rolex, “Bling, bling, bitches mad.” That should’ve been her caption for these photos. Iykyk. Are you into it? Via: IAmCardiB
This year was good to me overall, despite my cat’s death leaving me bereaved throughout. Being immortalized by The Rolling Stones via Hackney Diamonds, is a highlight of my life. Mick Jagger putting me on the cover is literally the ending of Almost Famous. Where Russell Hammond tells Rolling Stone Magazine to run the story, after gaslighting William. He’s just like oh yeah, I lied about him lying.
It’s also like Vanderpump Rules with Jax finally admitting to Stassi he got that girl pregnant in Vegas. After ruining her life, turning her friends against her. All of them leaving Stassi stranded with Frank, while they rode her birthday limo back to the hotel with Jax.
It’s also like The Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Apollo confessing he lied about Kenya Moore hitting on him. He’s just like oh well, what’s done is done. After years of having her name dragged through the mud as a home wrecker. He felt nothing about tarnishing her reputation (Kandi’s reaction had me in tears from laughter). Men will really have you out here looking crazy. Making me grateful I grew up on classic rock and the feminism of female rappers (read My Neck My Back With Attico and Black Women As Lab Rats).
If 2023 did one thing, it’s solidify the universal law of three’s. All of my evil elite drama started in 2020, with my truth being validated three years later. Transforming me into an entirely different person, no longer naïve about people I once idolized. Financially stable, debt free, Goddess powers activated by my twin flame, my familiar leaving me as I’ve learned to be a true witch, my PTSD episodes decreasing due to removing triggers, I’ve changed the world. My proudest achievements being creating critical thinkers, not sheep, getting justice for L’wren Scott and beating the ass of my enemies. I could go on, but you get it. You’ve been good to me 2023 (especially in lawsuits), I’m gonna miss you. Love always, Athena. Via: The Rolling Stones
Has yet to come babies. It’s really what I’m going to do to them. I spy with my Goddess eye, three basic bitches who are clout chasing white supremacists, that support domestic violence, sex trafficking, racism and Satan. I paper trailed you idiots. I’m going to ruin your lives, don’t forget Cynthia Bailey’s. I’m going to enjoy doing it too. You need to learn your nobody places. Your kids are your problem, you should have thought of them when you were being hateful. I don’t give a fuck about any of you. At the right time I’m going to start uploading your evidence. Know you places nobody bitches, Garcelle barely had a career until Housewives of Beverly Hills resurrected it. She’s an disgrace to Haitians, the first people to free ourselves from slavery.
Enjoy your time, Sutton the constipated crab and Crystal the innovator Minkoff, I didn’t know saggy diaper was a face shape until you appeared. All of them go, or everyone goes. Try me, you’re already seeing it. Xoxo Athena. Via: Entertainment Tonight
Nene Leakes is an icon, don’t you forget it. Her memes, taglines, iconic phrases and facial expressions, her personality, beefs, storylines, and forays into areas beyond Housewives are timeless. Cynthia Bailey’s years as a housewife are like her modeling career, lackluster. Was it really modeling? It’s giving mid-tier commercial sweetie.
There are levels to this and you aren’t on Nene’s. You aren’t a pillar of the franchise, but you’re definitely an Uncle Tom. Bravo’s reboot needs to work, because thanks to Garcelle, Crystal & Sutton (pretty much everyone minus Dorit Kemsley), Beverly Hills is going to need it. The evidence is chef’s kiss. Shame. Shame. Shame. Nothing can justify your actions, but you got the right oneeeeeeeee. Via: MogulMagUk, Reality Chat & The Peach Report