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The Majority Of White People Are LOSERS

By: Saint Twenty May 25, 2026May 25, 2026

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Literally all the problems in the world stem from vitriolic, greedy, dirty white people. From the government, Zionist Jews to AI architects. They’re the common denominator of all issues, globally. Thus the majority of them are losers, the biggest being Mick Jagger their baby dick, false god (read Revelation 13: Moloch/Baal/ Satan…Are The Same Entity). The White Devil is facts.

I mean get an entire fucking life. All that wealth and you choose to shorten your time here, for eternal hell? None of this shit comes with you. No mercy will be shown, not an ounce. It must be the generations of inbreeding leading to stupidity.

White people began and are ending as a global threat. They’re the ones coercing people of color into their mentally ill, impossible, delusional plans (read Neuralink Lies Told By Elon Musk). Using financial abuse, getting a leg up through systemic racism. They’re weirdos and losers. Bill Gates already has enough going on being ugly as fuck. Nope, the socially inadequate, idiot savant, pedophile has to spread disease (read Bill Gates Spreads Tick Allergy For Profit & Murder). These soulless elites spend their time on fake accounts, spreading misery, being boring as fuck. Why would I join you lame ass niggas? A Goddess, I would never do a fraction of that stupid shit. No wonder my husband Lewis Dvorkin/Shiva/Jesus stated “black people are just cooler than white people.” We are. All the suffering we’ve survived didn’t turn us into demonic savages. Destroy Israel, off Mick Jagger. The rest will follow. This is fate, not a discussion or conversation. Do something else with the little time you have left before hell. Are you a lame af white person? Kali & Shiva. Via: EverythingHWives

Updated: 5/25/2026 11:11pm

Scheana Shay’s Hooker Book

By: Saint Twenty August 6, 2025August 6, 2025

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Someone needs to bring this delusional bitch down to size, I volunteer as tribute. Ahem. Scheana Shay and her weird ass chin, the only reason she made it on The New York Times bestseller list is due to the celebrities she’s fucked. She’s a pass around. A Hollywood hooker. An easy lay. A pick me. No one cares about her, it’s about what the famous men were like in bed. She isn’t interesting and has zero standards. She’ll do anybody, women, men, married, threesomes, fivesomes, girl get a clue. Only she could be a non playing character in her own story.

Stassi Schroeder doesn’t have to lay on her back, get on her knees, and blab her fucking mouth to sell books. Scheana’s so unlikable she pushed her ex-husband into drug addiction and the other into an affair. Trust if it weren’t for Summer Moon, Brock would be gone with the wind sweetie. She’s the epitome of tedium. Topping it off she’s racists af. So happy she’s hell bound. Lisa Vanderpump doesn’t need her. She never has been, and never will be That girl. Where’s the lie? None were told. Via: ByeWigHelloDrama

The Only Way To Easter

By: Saint Twenty April 18, 2025April 19, 2025

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Kim Richards giving nemesis Lisa Rinna back the bunny she gifted her granddaughter, is the epitome of Easter. That one tear that slid down Rinna’s face…let us rejoice in the holiday forever being defined by this moment. One of the greatest rivalries of all time, Kim was SO good.

I suggest you zealots look up the origins of the Easter, rooted in paganism (read Mood: Weekend Witch Vibes).

Stop blindly following, seek knowledge, use your brain or someone will use you. It blows my mind how ignorant the majority of the population is. I could post about it, but I’d be giving you fish instead of teaching you how to fish, impairing your chances of survival. Learn to critically think. Where does Easter come from? Who depleted the egg supply this year? Via: BravoHousewives

Bravo’s Best Reality Exes

By: Saint Twenty April 18, 2025April 18, 2025

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Andy Cohen allowing Greg Lunceford to perform, while his new wife Sweet Tea grooved in her seat, is hands down the most awkward moment of the Married to Medicine reunion. I could not stop laughing. It was so weird and uncomfortable, Andy’s not about shit for that.

The rap was about being free of ex-wife Quad Webb, who was made to watch, along with her new boyfriend King. I mean…quality television. Round of applause that these two always show up, authentically hating each other and giving us top tier art. A mess every episode. Side note: Dr. Heavenly answering Dr. Simone as worst dressed, when the question wasn’t even for her…she’s a fucking star. I digress. Name a more contentious pair of on screen exes than these two? Thank you for a stellar season. Via: Pinterest

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This casting will make more sense when I release part two (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Look at this crew and tell me I don’t belong on Bravo’s production team, especially after that dismal Real Housewives of New York reboot. Besides Jenna Lyons, none of the women are established enough to be on the show, it’s tedium watching them. Hands down the worst is Brynn Whitfield, girl, how are you telling native New Yorkers not to curse, that’s literally what we’re known for. She had the temerity to tell a true blue Manhattanite they belong on Staten Island, meanwhile she’s a transplant from podunk Indiana…

Take ten seats sis, you’re a try hard, delusional and terrible, awful, horrific television. Minus Jenna, this bunch screams SOCIAL CLIMBERS, too busy calculating to give the audience what it deserves. Follow me to glory.

Obviously Priscilla Chan & Lauren Sanchez are the center of the drama, so I need to cast around them. Leading to Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos ex-wife. Let her cackle openly that his mistress served karma. Priyanka Chopra to my understanding is friends with both Chan & Sanchez. She’s also friends with Meghan Markle, whose failed attempts at stardom without her princess title makes her a perfect fit. The ladies will question her to filth, and who better for the task than Jada Pinkett-Smith? Circling back to Red Table Talk, a successful, cancelled Meta production. But we need one more perfectly unhinged person to round it all out. Someone villainous in an unmanufactured way, Gwyneth Paltrow. Let’s not forget the friend of: Lisa Rinna. Let that sink in. Dream casting, it’s beneath them, but still. You’re welcome. Via: Wikipedia, Vogue, Times Of India, Esquire, Cosmopolitan & The Cut

Married To Medicine: “Phaedra Knows”

By: Saint Twenty February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

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Season 11 episode 11 of Married To Medicine is award winning television. Rumor has it Phaedra Parks has quit the show, after Dr. Heavenly invited her ex-husband Apollo on a couples trip with the rest of the cast. She assures dubious duo Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone, inviting Apollo wouldn’t be a problem, he was coming alone, and Phaedra was cool with it.
“Phaedra knows,” Dr. Heavenly states, becoming increasingly unhinged about the situation, as they jump between conversation and confessional. Leaving everyone, including the viewer, with a sense of unease.
“Phaedra knows.” Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone repeat to one another, alerting Dr. Heavenly this will be their response when shit inevitably goes awry. Boy did things go south, as the episode descends into never ending chaos.

As Phaedra Parks frolics on the beach, carefree with her new boy toy, her ex Apollo appears with his new wife. The very woman he had an affair with, leading to their divorce. Phaedra doesn’t know. As she questions what kind of friend would do such a thing, the audience is bombarded with accusations that the boy toy is a close friend of both her ex-husband and the mistress. A mess. A fucking mess.

Based on Phaedra & Apollo’s history the audience doesn’t know who nor what to believe. Dr. Heavenly’s pitiless and erratic confessionals don’t help. In what world…was this a good idea? We all wonder. Pure art.

While Phaedra and the mistress exchange words, Quad’s hot new boyfriend gets into an altercation with her ex husband, Dr. Greg. I’m talking zero to one hundred real quick. Which is the only thing that keeps Dr. Greg’s new wife, Sweet Tea, from physically fighting Dr. Heavenly in the ocean. A fucking masterpiece. Whatever happens, Phaedra quitting, friendships forever finished, it was all worth it. At one point I questioned if this was a fever dream. Give everyone an EGOT. If loving this episode is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. Top tier quality television, thank you all for participating in a historical moment. Via: BravoTv

Updated: 2/20/2025 7:53pm

Messaging Mick Jagger About Jen Shah

By: Saint Twenty December 17, 2024December 18, 2024

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One of the most iconic moments in Real Housewives history, Jen Shah being pursued by the Feds en route to a girls trip, from the Beauty Lab parking lot. When I found out she was arrested for stealing from the elderly in a telemarking scheme…stunned to the core for days is an understatement. Award winning television. What do I do during this momentous event? Share the news, with anyone who would listen, including my ex-fiancé Mick Jagger. Giving him a full run down of this pipping hot tea, out of the kindness of my heart.

May 2nd 2021 I tell Michael Philip Jagger, for the posers, about the Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City…again. Completely oblivious at his lack of enthusiasm (read RHOSLC Over Touring With The Rolling Stones).

Pushing him over the edge with my incessant updates on the franchise. He takes matters into his own misogynistic hands.

I shoulda known then that nigga was the Devil! What kind of monster tries to destroy such a masterpiece, as the aforementioned embedded article displays! Trying to take their firstborns and ruin them financially. Just a miserable, low life, good for nothing loser (read Revelation 8: The 27 Club). Good riddance! Nobody needs that type of negativity in their life, especially a Bravo addict. Sucks for him I’m more powerful, I’ll be posting about overriding him in a separate article. You’re welcome all. Seek the truth, dogma has allowed evil to rise, are you complicit? Via: All About The Tea & Saint_Twenty

RHOSLC Over Touring With The Rolling Stones

Fairytales, like all parables, teach us truths through hyperbole. The story of Rumpelstiltskin taught me two lessons that saved me from Mick Jagger: the power of names (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan) and the taking of firstborns.

I didn’t realize how much I talked to him about The Real Housewives, especially Salt Lake City, until sifting through our conversations. Originally I was looking for the screenshot I DMed Andy Cohen, prioritizing watching The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, over touring with The Rolling Stones.

I told Mick, real name Michael Philip Jagger (fucking posers), that I could not traverse the world with him due to a conflict of interest. A reality television connoisseur I knew, knew, from that trailer this was unhinged television. Must see in real time type shit. To which he responded he needed me. Thus I formulated a plan, sacrificing my true desire by watching the series on my laptop. Leading me to send a message to Andy Cohen, informing him of my dilemma. This is where I’m at and I need you to meet me halfway, by uploading those episodes ASAP!

It didn’t stop there. I mentioned the franchise profusely: two thumbs up, Jen Shah’s arrest, the seasons over, what am I gonna do after the reunion? You made me miss an episode, something about a bridal party.

Can you imagine? Just spewing nonsense to the biggest rockstar in the world. He couldn’t give two shits. I was straight out of the movie Mean Girls. When Cady Heron can’t for the life of her, stop talking about Regina George. Not only that, once he made me miss an episode I wouldn’t allow him to speak to me while the show aired. Next thing I know, he was using Raggedy Anne, aka Melanie Hamrick, to gather the souls of clout chasers (read Sutton Stracke Is A Neo-Nazi). He also used the second half of the Ratty Patty sisters (read Rolling Stones Women De-Evolution), Sally Wood (read White Supremacist Crystal Minkoff). Two basic white busted bitches, who only look mildly attractive standing next to old men. Where’s the lie? If you bitches don’t know your place…you couldn’t even stand next to me and be noticed.

Energy spreads, that’s why I told you to disconnect from the Devil’s collections (the Kardashian Jenner West & Raggedy Anne). Since infiltrating he’s almost killed Vicki Gunvalson and the following firstborns: Jack Barlow, Bobbi Rose & Robert Cosby Jr. Medical emergencies, drug addiction. All to spite me. I stand ten toes down on my decision to factor them in.

Ultimately I didn’t tour with him, because he intentionally ruined Sara Tam’s wedding. Taking $5000 from me, telling me to pick him up at the airport, only to inform me he’s not coming when I got there. Telling me to figure out how I’m gonna make it, after saying he’ll handle everything for weeks, causing me to miss her walk down the aisle. After that I DUMPED his ass, that’s when the abuse ramped up. He tortured the shit out of me, almost killed me, got people to help him too. I documented EVERYTHING. I’m from the Upper East Side, I don’t play that shit. I live for revenge. Thanks for the added evidence, you got got. Xoxo Athena. Via: The Hollywood Reporter & WhatsApp Updated:12/3/2024 5:31am

Revelation 5: Definition Of Mick Jagger’s Name

By: Saint Twenty September 15, 2024September 15, 2024

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Let’s start by breaking down the rockstars full name- Michael Philip Jagger. As I refer to him in our text messages. A lot of y’all had so much to say and don’t even know his real fucking name, like clout chasers Cynthia Bailey, Sutton Stracke, Crystal Minkoff, Scheana Shay, Porsha Williams and a lot of Bravo nobodies. You forgot your fucking place, so Athena is going to put you there eternally, kids and spouses included unless I say otherwise. I experienced a fraction of your fates and almost committed suicide to stop the soul burn. A fraction.
I digress.

Micheal: Who is like God? Who resembles God? A rhetorical question, as no one is.
Philip: Horse lover or fond of horses- REMEMBER THIS for an upcoming revelation! It will make sense when I reveal how many incarnations Tali Farhadian Weinstein and I have taken on (read Revelation 4: Tali Is Nike Incarnate). Specifically Queen Calafia.
Jagger: “A cornish form of James or Jacob, either from the Hebrew aquv, meaning ‘heel’ or aqab meaning ‘supplanter (to take the place of someone or something often by force, scheming, or strategy).” Which is exactly what Satan tried to do, leading a rebellion against the Almighty God.

Mick Jagger literally tells and shows us he’s Satan. Enchanting us with Sympathy For The Devil (read The Art Of Fascination), a song he was going to call “The Devil Is My Name”. Scrawling his own scowling face on his bare chest for The Rolling Stones Rock N’Roll Circus.

Let’s not forget his hypnotic eyes in Little Red Rooster, sending female viewers into a frenzy. It’s one of his powers (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan).

All those aligned can cry me a river and drown in it. You had ample time to read my pieces, which were used legally to prove everything, dismissing my case. You chose instead to invalidate a black woman, because you think we’re beneath you. That’s why I’m your fucking karma. Being nice is over. You will always reap what you sow multiplied. Enjoy your time, you will suffer in the belly of the beast forever as you’ve earned. He won’t give back a single soul, unlike you idiots, he knows it’s invaluable. Yet you give it so freely for this ephemeral life. How’s that working out for you? When black women speak, listen. Looks like you better get those deals in. Xoxo Athena. Via: Pinterest & Wikipedia

Django Unchained IRL

By: Saint Twenty September 4, 2024September 5, 2024

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Name another slave and master duo (award winning performances fyi). Cynthia Bailey also belongs to Master Sutton Stracke, just like Garcelle Beauvais (read Dorit Kemsley Threatened By Bravo). They love it. Cynthia the subpar model Bailey thought I forgot about her evidence. I didn’t bitch, your article is coming (read Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always).

Remember undeserving nepo-babies, you’re either a Naomi Campbell or a Cynthia. Scratch that, pretty much all of you are the latter. It’s tragic. Modeling is an art form, you don’t have it. Let the real masterpieces work, we’re sick of you. Via: Films Vibez & Twitter

Updated: 9/5/2024 12:12am