Hamlin Sisters Part 2

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The Hamlin sisters did not come to play. Delilah Belle and Amelia Gray Hamlin are getting their modeling legs and they’re already strutting over you nepo bitches. I can tell when someone puts in the effort, the work, practice to perfect their craft. The multitude of facial expressions is working little legends in the making. All they need to do is up the confidence, exude it, you’re that bitch. If you’re going to punch, punch with your full body Delilah, expand, hit those angles like architecture. Don’t shy away from the pose. Take control of the shoot, because we can see the moments of insecurity. P.S that haircut was a phenomenal choice, taking her from commercial to editorial. Forever stunned and couldn’t be prouder of these two for their persistence, especially when a Goddess chews you out publicly. It’s paying off. Keep going. Via: Missoni, Homme Girls, Vogue, Mixte Magazine, Morelli Brothers & Vogue Espana

The Hamlin Sisters Part 1

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Stunned to the core. I’m literally gagging, never thought I’d see the day Delilah and Amelia Hamlin were the best nepo models in the fucking game. Incredulous. Speechless. Shooketh. I completely gave up on them, removing them from this year’s report card altogether (read Nepo-Baby Report Card 2025). Oh henny, they’re definitely on the upcoming list. This Fellini Underground shoot is major.

I’m incredibly proud of them. This is what happens when you take constructive criticism and put in the fucking work, take note Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid (read Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle). Two lazy, entitled messes, with no facial structure. No wonder Kris Jenner use to block these two from getting gigs. Lisa Rinna did that sweetie. I love seeing people persevere, rise from a fall, and let the hard hits fortify their character. It takes humility and diligence. Another feature of them is coming, because I want everyone to understand it’s not just the outlandish make up, this is serious business, a rise. Yes, yes. Make me eat my words by displaying progress. Brava, Brava. Which photo is your favorite? Via: Lisa Rinna & VMagazine

The Only Way To Easter

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Kim Richards giving nemesis Lisa Rinna back the bunny she gifted her granddaughter, is the epitome of Easter. That one tear that slid down Rinna’s face…let us rejoice in the holiday forever being defined by this moment. One of the greatest rivalries of all time, Kim was SO good.

I suggest you zealots look up the origins of the Easter, rooted in paganism (read Mood: Weekend Witch Vibes).

Stop blindly following, seek knowledge, use your brain or someone will use you. It blows my mind how ignorant the majority of the population is. I could post about it, but I’d be giving you fish instead of teaching you how to fish, impairing your chances of survival. Learn to critically think. Where does Easter come from? Who depleted the egg supply this year? Via: BravoHousewives

Inauguration Based Real Housewives

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This casting will make more sense when I release part two (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Look at this crew and tell me I don’t belong on Bravo’s production team, especially after that dismal Real Housewives of New York reboot. Besides Jenna Lyons, none of the women are established enough to be on the show, it’s tedium watching them. Hands down the worst is Brynn Whitfield, girl, how are you telling native New Yorkers not to curse, that’s literally what we’re known for. She had the temerity to tell a true blue Manhattanite they belong on Staten Island, meanwhile she’s a transplant from podunk Indiana…

Take ten seats sis, you’re a try hard, delusional and terrible, awful, horrific television. Minus Jenna, this bunch screams SOCIAL CLIMBERS, too busy calculating to give the audience what it deserves. Follow me to glory.

Obviously Priscilla Chan & Lauren Sanchez are the center of the drama, so I need to cast around them. Leading to Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos ex-wife. Let her cackle openly that his mistress served karma. Priyanka Chopra to my understanding is friends with both Chan & Sanchez. She’s also friends with Meghan Markle, whose failed attempts at stardom without her princess title makes her a perfect fit. The ladies will question her to filth, and who better for the task than Jada Pinkett-Smith? Circling back to Red Table Talk, a successful, cancelled Meta production. But we need one more perfectly unhinged person to round it all out. Someone villainous in an unmanufactured way, Gwyneth Paltrow. Let’s not forget the friend of: Lisa Rinna. Let that sink in. Dream casting, it’s beneath them, but still. You’re welcome. Via: Wikipedia, Vogue, Times Of India, Esquire, Cosmopolitan & The Cut


Bravo’s Biggest Liar

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Until looking at the comments of this post, I didn’t realize how many liars are on Bravo! People were just rattling off names, leaving me deceased. Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, Jax Taylor, but the two names that rung the truest to me: Brooks and Jen Shah, in that order. Literally Brooks lied about cancer, cancer. Was his then girlfriend Vicki Gunvalson in on it? This left viewers divided, as we watched Brooks ruin the relationships with her friends and family. What I do know is Vicky was 100% dickmatized; her kids were her life, she was borderline overbearing, so for her to turn on Brianna takes addiction.
The second biggest liar is Jen Shah, she lied until she took that plea deal. The level of emotion she gave for that lie is bonkers, I’m talking tears, indignant speeches, guilt trips, rage…she needed to go to jail. I know she punched Heather Gay, who kept quiet as not to add to her sentence.
That’s it, there is no number three. Trying to place the rest in order is too much mental work, it’d take a power point presentation with a picture of each culprit next to their lies. How do you even rate it afterwards? The quantity of lies told, or how big the lie was? Do truth’s cancel out the lies (Jax lied A LOT, but he also told the truth on others who were lying)? Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo! Who is the biggest liar to you? Via: Housewife Haikus

Roe Vs. Wade Aftermath

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The fact that you imbeciles really think you’re doing God’s work makes my blood boil. A ten year old girl was raped, a child who now has a lifetime of trauma to work through. The idiotic, weak bitches who truly helped take away our rights, the rights of a goddess, will pay. You are doing the devil’s work, women don’t even have equal pay you spineless trash. Five years from now your bum bitch party won’t even exist, the divide is already occurring, one side takes over the other.
Sending you to hell is pure joy for me.

Trump helped (you tapped my phone for that family on top of everything else, when your pedophile settlements came out, only to find it was coming from their debt to Satan; that’s why being fake Lisa Rinna isn’t cute, because you trust liars and end up in bad positions), he has all these plans like he’s not in the devil’s collection, like he didn’t take all aligned with him, like he didn’t pick the justices who did this. You disrespected me Donald, I don’t take kindly to that. For talentless liars, who built a false empire on a sex tape, lies, racism, black magic and stealing from Ray J’s mom (as well as other gutter bitch behavior). I’m a Goddess, a guardian, you are not. The world ending doesn’t depend on you and your children, it depends on mine.
Then there’s that stupid woman in Colorado running for a position in the government, talking about our founding father’s didn’t want separation between church and state. Bitch they also didn’t want you anywhere but the kitchen, doofy ass. You Republicans pick and choose based on what benefits you. Hypocrites. What the universe has planned for you, you deserve. Ask Tomi Lahren if I’ve been wrong yet. If you don’t agree with abortion don’t have one, how dare you decide for someone else.

SOOOOO Godly, yet you possess no divinity, got looped in with a satanic family (Kekel Kardashian), can’t do a fraction of what I can do and didn’t see a divine in front of your eyes, because you aren’t aligned with God. You’re aligned with oppression, hate, rape, trauma, hubris, incest, evil. Enjoy your time, when you see the demons in your final hours you’ll beg for my protection, I will offer you none. Prayer won’t help you. Thanks for serving your purpose. XOXO the only divine, Queen witch, same initials as Jesus Christ. Via: Def Noodles & Ohio Capital Journal