RHOSLC Finale Proves They’re Icons

Spoiler Alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert!

Absolutely ALL I can think about. I had literal goosebumps watching The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City finale, coupled with heart palpitations and intense anxiety. It was pure, unfiltered art. The high I felt throughout my entire being could only be described as Frank Lucas Blue Magic. I’m still processing. Heather Gay is major, major, for putting the pieces together. The set up was real. I knew Jen Shah gave her that black eye, because Jen is a violent liar. Just like I knew Meredith Marks didn’t send those dm’s, character is everything. Once you observe a persons character, you’ll know what they are and aren’t capable of. Heather is a nurturer, who puts others before herself. Even if it’s toxic. Hence covering for Jen. Meredith doesn’t attack people unless they attack her (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks), she doesn’t have time nor energy to create a troll account to expose people. That’s not her vibe.

Right now I don’t really have the words to comment on this epic, epic, episode. It gave us Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Nancy Drew, Big Little Lies and all of my teachings. When Heather started talking timestamps, screenshots, proof, fake accounts, I couldn’t be more proud. Y’all further vindicated me against Melanie Hamrick the unattractive murderer rapist and the Kardashian Jenner West coven. Salt Lake City is truly GODS gift to us all. They make me so happy. Brava everyone for a spectacular season, that made us question everything, gave us the complexities and nuances of ethics and morality, held a mirror up to ourselves. Like were they worth the collateral damage to take out elder abuser Jen Shah, who continues to comment from prison? My mind is reeling. Thank you Heather Gay, Meredith Marks, Whitney Rose, Monica Garcia/Fowler, Mary Cosby, Lisa Barlow, and Angie Katsanevas. Thank you Bravo production, you guys are phenomenal. Give them all every award. Give them everything. I am forever changed. I’ll have more to say when I’m over being shooketh. Somebody go see if Valter is upset! Dita Von Teese certainly is. Via: Housewives Addicted, BravoHolicss, Bravo And Botox, The Reality.Report, The Real Housewives Zone & Decider Dot Com

In Defense Of Meredith Marks

LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE MEREDITH MARKS ALONE! I love all the Salt Lake City ladies, they’re casting GOLD, however the smear campaign needs to end. Meredith only attacks people when they come for her. Lisa Barlow said allllllllllll that stuff on the hot mic. Like she oded on her entire life. Hurt, Meredith decided an eye for eye was just. She did not say Lisa was giving out sexual favors prior to that. She did not spread rumors about Angie K’s husband, she alluded to them after Angie attacked her at dinner. Calling her unsuccessful with a rented life. She’s giving the same energy she’s given, so stop acting like she’s starting shit from thin air. Even Heather Gay said ohhhh, everyone knows the rumor, but the audience didn’t until Monica said it on air. FYI she was prompted by Whitney Rose to spill the tea, which is going to end with her being dragggggged at that reunion. Watch.

PS Lisa and Meredith, the root of your friendship issues: you love each other too much. Lisa only said that, because she felt betrayed that you confided in Jen Shah over her. She’s suppose to be your bff, your sister. She felt you placed others above her, when she held you as number one. Meanwhile, Meredith didn’t want you to look at her differently, so she didn’t tell you about her affairs. She didn’t want to change your views on her, in order to keep the solid dynamic you had. Get it together girls.

A phenomenal season thus far. If you’re not watching it’s your loss. Start from this season ASAP. They are truly GODS gift to us all. I watch every episode twice. Mary Cosby please never leave us again.
I will be defending Heather Dubrow next. This will be interesting, because Gina’s relationship with Heather has everything to do with her serving Shannon karma. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, WATCH REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY. I rest my case. Via: The Face Of Kase

Bravo’s Biggest Liar

Until looking at the comments of this post, I didn’t realize how many liars are on Bravo! People were just rattling off names, leaving me deceased. Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, Jax Taylor, but the two names that rung the truest to me: Brooks and Jen Shah, in that order. Literally Brooks lied about cancer, cancer. Was his then girlfriend Vicki Gunvalson in on it? This left viewers divided, as we watched Brooks ruin the relationships with her friends and family. What I do know is Vicky was 100% dickmatized; her kids were her life, she was borderline overbearing, so for her to turn on Brianna takes addiction.
The second biggest liar is Jen Shah, she lied until she took that plea deal. The level of emotion she gave for that lie is bonkers, I’m talking tears, indignant speeches, guilt trips, rage…she needed to go to jail. I know she punched Heather Gay, who kept quiet as not to add to her sentence.
That’s it, there is no number three. Trying to place the rest in order is too much mental work, it’d take a power point presentation with a picture of each culprit next to their lies. How do you even rate it afterwards? The quantity of lies told, or how big the lie was? Do truth’s cancel out the lies (Jax lied A LOT, but he also told the truth on others who were lying)? Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo! Who is the biggest liar to you? Via: Housewife Haikus

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This had me in tears. Like actually crying. Whoever made this isn’t about shit. Bravo, bravo, bravo keep those cameras rolling I’m an addict. And you know what? I own it, I’m fine with it, I have no plans of ridding myself of this disease. TAKE ME. Who’s in deeper with the feds, Erika Jayne or Jen Shah? Via: Freeish Media

O.J Simpson Or Jen Shah…?

I don’t want Jen Shah to be guilty, she’s great television. However the mounting evidence and pattern of lying (about owning chattel, exposing Meredith’s affairs) is giving jail time vibes. Who’s more committed to the lie her, or O.J Simpson ? Via: Baller Alert & Taste Of Reality