RHOSLC The Best Cinematic Memes

At first I was going to apologize for being in a loop, but there’s nothing wrong with reverence for profound art. It’s cinema baby. Here are some of the best memes to prove it. I searched in vain for Meredith Marks being compared to Edvard Munch’s ‘Scream’, settling for the Hitchcock reference instead. Art is art that painting side by side was tooooooo goood. I was going to tie it to the last Scream post.
I mean, it’s self-explanatory. What’s taking me out is the Harry Potter dark arts professor prediction. Lord knows Hogwarts couldn’t keep that position filled to save its life. That place had child endangerment written all over it.
This is high quality art. Demanding the audience to interpret, question and resolve. Were they more upset about this than Jen Shah being a criminal? The Saltburn was real. Via: The Morgan Letters_, Twitter, Bravo Breaking News, Read _Reciepts & Bravo And Botox

RHOSLC Finale Proves They’re Icons

Spoiler Alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert!

Absolutely ALL I can think about. I had literal goosebumps watching The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City finale, coupled with heart palpitations and intense anxiety. It was pure, unfiltered art. The high I felt throughout my entire being could only be described as Frank Lucas Blue Magic. I’m still processing. Heather Gay is major, major, for putting the pieces together. The set up was real. I knew Jen Shah gave her that black eye, because Jen is a violent liar. Just like I knew Meredith Marks didn’t send those dm’s, character is everything. Once you observe a persons character, you’ll know what they are and aren’t capable of. Heather is a nurturer, who puts others before herself. Even if it’s toxic. Hence covering for Jen. Meredith doesn’t attack people unless they attack her (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks), she doesn’t have time nor energy to create a troll account to expose people. That’s not her vibe.

Right now I don’t really have the words to comment on this epic, epic, episode. It gave us Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Nancy Drew, Big Little Lies and all of my teachings. When Heather started talking timestamps, screenshots, proof, fake accounts, I couldn’t be more proud. Y’all further vindicated me against Melanie Hamrick the unattractive murderer rapist and the Kardashian Jenner West coven. Salt Lake City is truly GODS gift to us all. They make me so happy. Brava everyone for a spectacular season, that made us question everything, gave us the complexities and nuances of ethics and morality, held a mirror up to ourselves. Like were they worth the collateral damage to take out elder abuser Jen Shah, who continues to comment from prison? My mind is reeling. Thank you Heather Gay, Meredith Marks, Whitney Rose, Monica Garcia/Fowler, Mary Cosby, Lisa Barlow, and Angie Katsanevas. Thank you Bravo production, you guys are phenomenal. Give them all every award. Give them everything. I am forever changed. I’ll have more to say when I’m over being shooketh. Somebody go see if Valter is upset! Dita Von Teese certainly is. Via: Housewives Addicted, BravoHolicss, Bravo And Botox, The Reality.Report, The Real Housewives Zone & Decider Dot Com

Why Whitney Came For Meredith

After watching the last few episodes of Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City, I get it now. Whitney Rose wanted to ruin Meredith Marks life, because she wants to be Lisa Barlow’s number one. At the dinner she said everyone was jealous of her and Lisa’s relationship, because they speak everyday. Suddenly it all clicked. Whitney isn’t the only one bothered by their bond.

On the last episode Lisa screams at Meredith on a boat. Meredith remains indifferent, until she snaps. Lisa backs off after Meredith does so. Next thing you know, they’re taking selfies in the car, like nothing happened. Upsetting newbie Monica Garcia, who wants a closeness with Meredith, despite stabbing her in the back. Repeatedly. Monica confronts Meredith, who explains her and Lisa are sisters. Proving my point that their main issue is they love each other too much (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks). Which upsets the girls who want that spot, Whitney and Monica. Who have both been great, villainous television. Like is Monica still suing Heather Gay?
Side note: Whitney’s husband is about b.s, he ain’t going nowhere. He knows Whitney is hot af and I think he likes riling her up, because making her crazy turns him on. He loves the extra attention. I see you Justin. And all I had to do to see, was take off my oversized Angie K. tinted sunglasses. This is quality television, a rollercoaster. I do need more Mary Cosby and Angie’s signature shades; I’ve never seen anyone where sunnies that big. Let alone consistently. They’re all so perfectly unhinged. I know Jen Shah’s in her jail cell PUNCHING THE AIR, that Angie and Monica delivered. Great job everyone, cannot wait until the reunion. Via: Bravo And Botox