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Elon Musk Vs. Donald Trump 2

By: Saint Twenty June 14, 2025June 14, 2025

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Elon Musk has apologized for washing Donald Trump internationally, but we’ll never forget that well deserved ass beating. For a second Elon was perfection, a shooting star lighting up our lives. This is my second and final round of the best memes about their breakup. Shoutout to the person who said AP history in 2100 is going to be insane, you see my vision. Those textbooks are going to be art tier, a golden age of drama. Lewis and I are way more fun than basic Mick Jagger (read Elon Musk Vs. Donald Trump). We’re giving GOD tier events in every sector.

Everything is all about Mick, making you a footnote in his story. We make you the main character a part of history.

Peep the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reference. Full circle. Heather Gay validating me during that iconic season, is one of the best things I’ve ever done. As is Mick Jagger going after the cast, because I kept talking about them (read RHOSLC Over Touring With The Rolling Stones). Look at the origins of drama we’ve created, which is your favorite (we never told nobody to climb the White House, remove us from that narrative)? Via: Twitter

Updated: 6/14/2025 1:30am

Mood: Breakfast At Tiffany’s Dinner Party

Mary Cosby hosted one of the most chaotic dinner parties I’ve ever seen, a tribute to Audrey Hepburn’s style gone awry. Not one person at that table was hinged. I mean, let me get my notes…

-Where do I begin? I woke up thinking about Meredith Mark’s bangs. Googling that exact phrase repeatedly, searching for answers. Was it her hair pulled forward? Were they clipped on? If so, why that high? Did she do this herself, or was someone paid to do it? I’ve never seen a hairstyle birth this many questions and I’m a black woman, that says it all.

–Angie Katsanevas looked major, however Meredith doesn’t owe you nothing. Angie attends Meredith’s trip sans an invite, goes to dinner and proceeds to make disparaging remarks about her life (business and finances). Defending herself, Meredith states she too could say mean things about Angie’s family, i.e the ruhmors and nastiness regarding her husband’s sexuality. Rumors everyone knew, as confirmed by Heather Gay and Monica Garcia. It was Monica saying things about Angie, sending Meredith documents from troll accounts and getting Whitney Rose to repeat the rumor on television. LEAVE MEREDITH ALONE (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks). Also she literally started that dinner conversation saying let’s not go backwards. Angie has selective hearing when it comes to Meredith.

-Angie thinking Abraham Lincoln had his dinner sets designed by Gianni Versace. Standing ten toes down she wants to Google it, as a history buff I fell out…I can’t. How did she connect the dots on those two figures? Update: after a Google search the Greek key plates were explained. I LOVE this show.
–Lisa Barlow wearing Mary’s outfit.
-Heather Gay announcing she’s lied to everyone about her birthday, after that shady toast about Bronwyn Newport excluding her.

–Britani Bateman getting reverse dragged- she attempted to come for everyone and instead got rightfully jumped. I’ve never heard someone make tanning sound so derogatory, as she points out being excluded from fun in the sun. Britani who is so out of her mind every appearance, got dragged by her flyaways confronting Angie. One thing about that Greek woman, she will blink in stunned silence before verbally slashing you. When Angie said “You’re doing three guys and you drink and you’re claiming to be some total Mormon” I died from laughter.
-Whitney Rose with the assist, clocks Britani as a bad Mormon, lying to her church group about drinking. Still insane, Britani stands up and screams, screams “WHAT ABOUT ME!” After everyone’s seemingly resolved their issues. I’ve never seen such a shameless cry for attention. That girl was made for this. When she finds out Jared Osmond is trying to holler at Mary Cosby, ohhhhh she’s gonna flip out! Mary low key said Jared was hot at Angie’s party though…

-Realizing she’s the most stable person at the table, Whitney inappropriately grabs Meredith Mark’s phone. If you were turning the volume up, why were you hitting the screen for like three minutes? I would have also gone off. Bitch don’t ever grab my phone outta my hands.
-Feeling attacked Meredith leaves, causing Mary Cosby to state iconically “Thank you Lord. She took them bangs with her. Audrey Hepburn, not the Flintstones.” As Bronwyn points out, those bangs were a choice. Ps: if looks could kill, Britani would’ve been k.o-ed after Bronwyn gave her a death stare for laughing. Bronwyn continues to reverse drag Britani by listing the hateful things Britani’s said about her marriage to much older Todd Newport, hence not being invited on their trip. After Lisa Barlow reminded her Britani was talking shit.
-Bronwyn is a star, Todd you better leave that woman to do her work! Watch the RHONY reboot, insufferable television and here’s your wife SHINING. That being said, my mood is Eduardo. You? Amazing, top tier, quality television. Via: HousewivesOfSLC Twitter

Updated: 11/27/2024 11:34pm

Monica Gossip Girl Garcia Fowler

By: Saint Twenty February 14, 2024February 14, 2024

Saint MuseAndy Cohen, Angie Katsanevas, Apple TV Changeling, Cecily Von Ziegesar, Gossip Girl, Heather Gay, Lisa Barlow, Mary Cosby, Meredith Marks, Monica Gossip Girl Garcia Fowler, Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City, RHOSLC, Whitney RoseLeave a Comment

Monica Garcia has been fired. Based on Andy Cohen’s facial expressions at the reunion we knew this was coming. She barely felt remorse and lied throughout; from what she said in her casting email, to claims production knew she was Reality Von Tease. She also seemed puzzled by Heather Gay’s anger, not knowing where the conflict between them came from (deadass). Girl you owe Beauty Lab thousands of dollars, what you mean…? As iconic as she is, Monica’s vibe screamed pathological liar. Her time as a housewife may be over, but she’d be a perfect addition to Villains. Let’s get to the issue at hand though, Gossip Girl.

Almost every other weekend my stepdad took my sister and I to Barnes & Nobles. At the time there were two in the 86th street and Lexington area. The larger one was where the young people went. Purchasing books was a highlight of my adolescence. We’d go in, browsing the covers, deciding which to buy. Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Renninson was our shit, we devoured that entire series. Low-key I’ll always wonder if I manifested my very own Angus with Jagger, my deceased cat. She was just as bad. Smh.
One weekend I spotted Gossip Girl by Cecily Von Ziegesar. I was already hooked by the cover, but sold when I read the summary. Upper East Side teens? That’s me and my friends. I took it to school immediately. Merely pulling it out got everyone’s attention. With all of us being able to relate, that series spread like wildfire.

Unfortunately Monica, Gossip Girl did stay Gossip girl forever in the books. Years, years of my life were wasted for this anticlimactic bullshit! A grudge was born. Not only did I stop reading the books when the new class took over, but I adamantly refused to watch the show. Elucidating to anyone with ears that Gossip Girl wasn’t finna play me again. Only caving in 2018, because my friend told me my relationship with someone reminded them of Chuck & Blair.

Binge is an understatement, not only was she right, but the show was fantastic, accurate, some of the best art I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I could’ve handle the anxiety of watching in real time though. My point being, in the books Gossip Girl did stay anonymous forever, one of the many reasons the show was better. As a pretentious Manhattanite I’ve never said that before. I had an entire existential crisis about watching Apple TV’s Changeling, after I discovered it was originally a book! After thirty minutes I decided this would be my exception. I always read the book first, knowing the film or show won’t equal its greatness. Gossip Girl not only proved me wrong, but spawned iconic villainous behavior. Monica Gossip Girl Garcia Fowler, you will go down as one of the best villains in reality television history. Amazing season ladies. Artist: Ruthan Rep (Updated: 12/14/2024 4:50am)

RHOSLC Times Black Twitter

By: Saint Twenty January 25, 2024January 25, 2024

Saint StyleAngie Katsanevas, Heather Gay, Lisa Barlow, Mary Cosby, Meredith Marks, Monica Garcia, Naomi Campbell, RHOSLC, RHOSLC Times Black Twitter, The Morgan Letters_, Whitney RoseLeave a Comment

Right. Season four has officially wrapped, I’m not ready to let go. Fucking icons. Um, I will circle back to Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City. Currently I need to process everything, including this. Black Twitter, it never fails to focus on what really matters. Via: The Morgan Letters_

RHOSLC The Best Cinematic Memes

At first I was going to apologize for being in a loop, but there’s nothing wrong with reverence for profound art. It’s cinema baby. Here are some of the best memes to prove it. I searched in vain for Meredith Marks being compared to Edvard Munch’s ‘Scream’, settling for the Hitchcock reference instead. Art is art that painting side by side was tooooooo goood. I was going to tie it to the last Scream post.
I mean, it’s self-explanatory. What’s taking me out is the Harry Potter dark arts professor prediction. Lord knows Hogwarts couldn’t keep that position filled to save its life. That place had child endangerment written all over it.
This is high quality art. Demanding the audience to interpret, question and resolve. Were they more upset about this than Jen Shah being a criminal? The Saltburn was real. Via: The Morgan Letters_, Twitter, Bravo Breaking News, Read _Reciepts & Bravo And Botox

RHOSLC Renaissance Moment

Dear Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 4,
Tina Turner perfectly encapsulates my feelings.

You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I’ve ever met
I’m stuck on your heart.

My favorite cinematic memes are coming. The level of art they gave in that finale from paintings, to television, to literature, to film, transcended the genre of reality tv, as well as the housewives franchise. One Twitter user accurately depicted them as Sandro Botticelli’s “Lamentation Over the Dead Christ” (1492). I mean, where the lie? Via: Twitter (Sasquatch Liasons) & Bravo

RHOSLC Finale Proves They’re Icons

Spoiler Alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert!

Absolutely ALL I can think about. I had literal goosebumps watching The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City finale, coupled with heart palpitations and intense anxiety. It was pure, unfiltered art. The high I felt throughout my entire being could only be described as Frank Lucas Blue Magic. I’m still processing. Heather Gay is major, major, for putting the pieces together. The set up was real. I knew Jen Shah gave her that black eye, because Jen is a violent liar. Just like I knew Meredith Marks didn’t send those dm’s, character is everything. Once you observe a persons character, you’ll know what they are and aren’t capable of. Heather is a nurturer, who puts others before herself. Even if it’s toxic. Hence covering for Jen. Meredith doesn’t attack people unless they attack her (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks), she doesn’t have time nor energy to create a troll account to expose people. That’s not her vibe.

Right now I don’t really have the words to comment on this epic, epic, episode. It gave us Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Nancy Drew, Big Little Lies and all of my teachings. When Heather started talking timestamps, screenshots, proof, fake accounts, I couldn’t be more proud. Y’all further vindicated me against Melanie Hamrick the unattractive murderer rapist and the Kardashian Jenner West coven. Salt Lake City is truly GODS gift to us all. They make me so happy. Brava everyone for a spectacular season, that made us question everything, gave us the complexities and nuances of ethics and morality, held a mirror up to ourselves. Like were they worth the collateral damage to take out elder abuser Jen Shah, who continues to comment from prison? My mind is reeling. Thank you Heather Gay, Meredith Marks, Whitney Rose, Monica Garcia/Fowler, Mary Cosby, Lisa Barlow, and Angie Katsanevas. Thank you Bravo production, you guys are phenomenal. Give them all every award. Give them everything. I am forever changed. I’ll have more to say when I’m over being shooketh. Somebody go see if Valter is upset! Dita Von Teese certainly is. Via: Housewives Addicted, BravoHolicss, Bravo And Botox, The Reality.Report, The Real Housewives Zone & Decider Dot Com

Why Whitney Came For Meredith

By: Saint Twenty December 26, 2023December 27, 2023

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After watching the last few episodes of Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City, I get it now. Whitney Rose wanted to ruin Meredith Marks life, because she wants to be Lisa Barlow’s number one. At the dinner she said everyone was jealous of her and Lisa’s relationship, because they speak everyday. Suddenly it all clicked. Whitney isn’t the only one bothered by their bond.

On the last episode Lisa screams at Meredith on a boat. Meredith remains indifferent, until she snaps. Lisa backs off after Meredith does so. Next thing you know, they’re taking selfies in the car, like nothing happened. Upsetting newbie Monica Garcia, who wants a closeness with Meredith, despite stabbing her in the back. Repeatedly. Monica confronts Meredith, who explains her and Lisa are sisters. Proving my point that their main issue is they love each other too much (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks). Which upsets the girls who want that spot, Whitney and Monica. Who have both been great, villainous television. Like is Monica still suing Heather Gay?
Side note: Whitney’s husband is about b.s, he ain’t going nowhere. He knows Whitney is hot af and I think he likes riling her up, because making her crazy turns him on. He loves the extra attention. I see you Justin. And all I had to do to see, was take off my oversized Angie K. tinted sunglasses. This is quality television, a rollercoaster. I do need more Mary Cosby and Angie’s signature shades; I’ve never seen anyone where sunnies that big. Let alone consistently. They’re all so perfectly unhinged. I know Jen Shah’s in her jail cell PUNCHING THE AIR, that Angie and Monica delivered. Great job everyone, cannot wait until the reunion. Via: Bravo And Botox

In Defense Of Meredith Marks

By: Saint Twenty October 12, 2023October 22, 2023

Saint KnowAngie Katsanevas, Face Of Kase, Gina Kirschenheiter, Heather Dubrow, Heather Gay, In Defense Of Meredith Marks, Jen Shah, Lisa Barlow, Mary Cosby, Meredith Marks, Monica Garcia, Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City, Shannon Beador, Whitney RoseLeave a Comment

LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE MEREDITH MARKS ALONE! I love all the Salt Lake City ladies, they’re casting GOLD, however the smear campaign needs to end. Meredith only attacks people when they come for her. Lisa Barlow said allllllllllll that stuff on the hot mic. Like she oded on her entire life. Hurt, Meredith decided an eye for eye was just. She did not say Lisa was giving out sexual favors prior to that. She did not spread rumors about Angie K’s husband, she alluded to them after Angie attacked her at dinner. Calling her unsuccessful with a rented life. She’s giving the same energy she’s given, so stop acting like she’s starting shit from thin air. Even Heather Gay said ohhhh, everyone knows the rumor, but the audience didn’t until Monica said it on air. FYI she was prompted by Whitney Rose to spill the tea, which is going to end with her being dragggggged at that reunion. Watch.

PS Lisa and Meredith, the root of your friendship issues: you love each other too much. Lisa only said that, because she felt betrayed that you confided in Jen Shah over her. She’s suppose to be your bff, your sister. She felt you placed others above her, when she held you as number one. Meanwhile, Meredith didn’t want you to look at her differently, so she didn’t tell you about her affairs. She didn’t want to change your views on her, in order to keep the solid dynamic you had. Get it together girls.

A phenomenal season thus far. If you’re not watching it’s your loss. Start from this season ASAP. They are truly GODS gift to us all. I watch every episode twice. Mary Cosby please never leave us again.
I will be defending Heather Dubrow next. This will be interesting, because Gina’s relationship with Heather has everything to do with her serving Shannon karma. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, WATCH REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY. I rest my case. Via: The Face Of Kase

Bravo’s Biggest Liar

By: Saint Twenty July 20, 2023July 20, 2023

Saint KnowBravo’s Biggest Liar, Brooks, Craig Conover, Dickmatism, Dickmatized, Heather Gay, Housewife Haiku, Jax Taylor, Jen Shah, Lisa Rinna, Tom Sandoval, Vicki GunvalsonLeave a Comment

Until looking at the comments of this post, I didn’t realize how many liars are on Bravo! People were just rattling off names, leaving me deceased. Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, Jax Taylor, but the two names that rung the truest to me: Brooks and Jen Shah, in that order. Literally Brooks lied about cancer, cancer. Was his then girlfriend Vicki Gunvalson in on it? This left viewers divided, as we watched Brooks ruin the relationships with her friends and family. What I do know is Vicky was 100% dickmatized; her kids were her life, she was borderline overbearing, so for her to turn on Brianna takes addiction.
The second biggest liar is Jen Shah, she lied until she took that plea deal. The level of emotion she gave for that lie is bonkers, I’m talking tears, indignant speeches, guilt trips, rage…she needed to go to jail. I know she punched Heather Gay, who kept quiet as not to add to her sentence.
That’s it, there is no number three. Trying to place the rest in order is too much mental work, it’d take a power point presentation with a picture of each culprit next to their lies. How do you even rate it afterwards? The quantity of lies told, or how big the lie was? Do truth’s cancel out the lies (Jax lied A LOT, but he also told the truth on others who were lying)? Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo! Who is the biggest liar to you? Via: Housewife Haikus