Mary Cosby hosted one of the most chaotic dinner parties I’ve ever seen, a tribute to Audrey Hepburn’s style gone awry. Not one person at that table was hinged. I mean, let me get my notes…
-Where do I begin? I woke up thinking about Meredith Mark’s bangs. Googling that exact phrase repeatedly, searching for answers. Was it her hair pulled forward? Were they clipped on? If so, why that high? Did she do this herself, or was someone paid to do it? I’ve never seen a hairstyle birth this many questions and I’m a black woman, that says it all.
–Angie Katsanevas looked major, however Meredith doesn’t owe you nothing. Angie attends Meredith’s trip sans an invite, goes to dinner and proceeds to make disparaging remarks about her life (business and finances). Defending herself, Meredith states she too could say mean things about Angie’s family, i.e the ruhmors and nastiness regarding her husband’s sexuality. Rumors everyone knew, as confirmed by Heather Gay and Monica Garcia. It was Monica saying things about Angie, sending Meredith documents from troll accounts and getting Whitney Rose to repeat the rumor on television. LEAVE MEREDITH ALONE (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks). Also she literally started that dinner conversation saying let’s not go backwards. Angie has selective hearing when it comes to Meredith.
-Angie thinking Abraham Lincoln had his dinner sets designed by Gianni Versace. Standing ten toes down she wants to Google it, as a history buff I fell out…I can’t. How did she connect the dots on those two figures? Update: after a Google search the Greek key plates were explained. I LOVE this show.
–Lisa Barlow wearing Mary’s outfit.
-Heather Gay announcing she’s lied to everyone about her birthday, after that shady toast about Bronwyn Newport excluding her.
–Britani Bateman getting reverse dragged- she attempted to come for everyone and instead got rightfully jumped. I’ve never heard someone make tanning sound so derogatory, as she points out being excluded from fun in the sun. Britani who is so out of her mind every appearance, got dragged by her flyaways confronting Angie. One thing about that Greek woman, she will blink in stunned silence before verbally slashing you. When Angie said “You’re doing three guys and you drink and you’re claiming to be some total Mormon” I died from laughter.
-Whitney Rose with the assist, clocks Britani as a bad Mormon, lying to her church group about drinking. Still insane, Britani stands up and screams, screams “WHAT ABOUT ME!” After everyone’s seemingly resolved their issues. I’ve never seen such a shameless cry for attention. That girl was made for this. When she finds out Jared Osmond is trying to holler at Mary Cosby, ohhhhh she’s gonna flip out! Mary low key said Jared was hot at Angie’s party though…
-Realizing she’s the most stable person at the table, Whitney inappropriately grabs Meredith Mark’s phone. If you were turning the volume up, why were you hitting the screen for like three minutes? I would have also gone off. Bitch don’t ever grab my phone outta my hands.
-Feeling attacked Meredith leaves, causing Mary Cosby to state iconically “Thank you Lord. She took them bangs with her. Audrey Hepburn, not the Flintstones.” As Bronwyn points out, those bangs were a choice. Ps: if looks could kill, Britani would’ve been k.o-ed after Bronwyn gave her a death stare for laughing. Bronwyn continues to reverse drag Britani by listing the hateful things Britani’s said about her marriage to much older Todd Newport, hence not being invited on their trip. After Lisa Barlow reminded her Britani was talking shit.
-Bronwyn is a star, Todd you better leave that woman to do her work! Watch the RHONY reboot, insufferable television and here’s your wife SHINING. That being said, my mood is Eduardo. You? Amazing, top tier, quality television. Via: HousewivesOfSLC Twitter
Updated: 11/27/2024 11:34pm
