ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Congratulations to Meg Thee Stallion for being chosen by a cat. Their trust is truly earned, they’ll walk out on you if mistreated. Lord knows she finna argue everyday of her life because cats are drama. High drama at that. They have their own opinions on how and when things should be done. They’re mostly unhinged and will curse you out. Worth every second. Good luck trying not to spoil the shit out of it. Via: The Cut
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Easily a stupid, uneducated take on cats. You have to earn their trust. Therefore if multiple cats don’t fuck with her, she’s off. There’s a reason they were worshipped. To make a generalized statement like this, when my cat like many others, was a Velcro cat is telling. Doechii isn’t a safe space. There are numerous videos of cats attacking Donald Trump. Some have vendettas against certain individuals, but if most of them don’t fuck with said person…that persons evil af. Via: Power1051
One thing about a cat, they’re go getters with self-respect. A cat will straight up leave your ass if mistreated. Keep in mind they domesticated themselves, seeing babies living the good life they wanted in. That’s my theory, substantiated by their premium imitation abilities when communicating with humans. You think that cat moved in or nah? Via: ThatKittenUniverse
Here Kitty, Kitty. Cats often get a bad wrap as cold and uncaring creatures. That couldn’t be further from the truth, they’re highly intelligent, extremely loving (once you’ve earned their trust), have unique personalities and rightfully associated with divinity. I mean hello, they domesticated themselves. My theory: they saw babies living the good life and wanted in. Explaining why they mimic their cries and like to be spoken to baby talk style, they’re called copycats for a reason. Ingenuous.
They’re also utter and complete assholes, pushing you to the brink, literally living for drama and will speak their mind, especially when wrong. Be it witch or goddess, cats are spiritually sacred and should be treated as such. Which queen holding a cat is your favorite? Via: Harpers Bazaar, DeionPage & TrustMeIKnowBetter
Dear Gemini’s,
I’m sorry. For years I blamed my cat’s insane behavior on her zodiac sign. Turns out she’s not a Gemini, but a March Pisces. On June 9th 2014 she was three months old. Meaning the beginning of March is her rightful birthday. What can I say, stoner math. Do note I’m a February Pisces, we’re not as crazy. How fucking cute is she? Via: Jaquana Cornelius Facebook
My cat for sure taught me more than I could ever teach her. I’m so grateful she knew how special she was to me, because I doted on her every single day. As a runt, she was small but mighty, extremely smart and definitely out of her mind. Get another cat? She attacked me believing a stuff animal was real. Costumes and accessories? She wasted $30 in her youth breaking those pet necklaces I purchased. It wasn’t worth the inevitable fight to put her in clothes, that’s why I stopped trimming her nails.
One of the biggest lessons you can learn from a cat is self-respect. Mistreat a cat, they’ll leave your ass and search for a new family. They also have no problem vocalizing their demands, like waiting patiently to get fresh water, because they found a single mote of dust floating in their bowl made of real china.
Jagger was a beautiful girl, who loved nothing more than getting attention good or bad. Extremely spoiled she also taught me be as stern as possible when they fit in your palm, otherwise you’ll have a brat for life. Smh. Also a cat’s trust is earned not given. Be like a cat, know your worth, set boundaries and stand your ground. Via: TheWitchOfTheForest
Catching up on sleep is the best thing one can do, especially if you pushed yourself into deprivation out of necessity. Rest and relaxation is essential for mental health. Perhaps that’s why cats sleep most of the day. They look so damn cute doing it too, proving luxury, glamour and human slaves are their true purpose. My baby is picture two, I miss her sooooooooooooo much. She looks as spoiled as she was. If you have a kikat to cuddle with enjoy your time together. Via: Into The Gloss, Saint Twnety & Levy’s Friends
“I like to think she’s a good judge of character. That perhaps she senses something in you that allows her to speak. Cats are very smart that way. If they sense someone isn’t a good person, they tend to avoid them, or even attack them.”
Cats are also out of their minds, they’ll attack you for a multitude of reasons. Boy do they have a lot to say when that food bowl empty. I love them so. Artist: Théophile Alexandre Steinlen
I’m revived! Sprightly after being utterly exhausted. Better than ever baby. I went out to dinner, ended up at Hudson Yards, not Hudson street, because I read my friends text message wrong, picked up shit for my cat Jagger, then had to stay up to get a new acrylic set and pedicure. A dire situation.
It’s better to go early, fatigued, then later for hours; since Saturday’s are busy af in the afternoon/evening at a good nail salon. Long story short, it wasn’t enough time for a sleep deprived bitch. I’ll tell ya kids, they aren’t kidding when they say hitting your thirties sleep is priority. Some days I live to fucking sleep. Health is wealth and sleep is an integral part in that, especially as you age. All caught up now. Relaxed, high, wined and wined. Overall a great weekend indeed, cheers. Artist: St.AfterCigs