Name an animal that starts more drama than cats. I’ll wait. It’s always something with them, outlandish shit too.
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Cats Proven To Be The Utmost Drama
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If Cats Don’t Trust You, Niether Do I
Who gon’ tell her cats domesticated themselves?
Easily a stupid, uneducated take on cats. You have to earn their trust. Therefore if multiple cats don’t fuck with her, she’s off. There’s a reason they were worshipped. To make a generalized statement like this, when my cat like many others, was a Velcro cat is telling. Doechii isn’t a safe space. There are numerous videos of cats attacking Donald Trump. Some have vendettas against certain individuals, but if most of them don’t fuck with said person…that persons evil af. Via: Power1051
Cats, The Ultimate Hustlers & Con Artists
One thing about a cat, they’re go getters with self-respect. A cat will straight up leave your ass if mistreated. Keep in mind they domesticated themselves, seeing babies living the good life they wanted in. That’s my theory, substantiated by their premium imitation abilities when communicating with humans. You think that cat moved in or nah? Via: ThatKittenUniverse
Category Is: The Divine Kitty
Here Kitty, Kitty. Cats often get a bad wrap as cold and uncaring creatures. That couldn’t be further from the truth, they’re highly intelligent, extremely loving (once you’ve earned their trust), have unique personalities and rightfully associated with divinity. I mean hello, they domesticated themselves. My theory: they saw babies living the good life and wanted in. Explaining why they mimic their cries and like to be spoken to baby talk style, they’re called copycats for a reason. Ingenuous.
They’re also utter and complete assholes, pushing you to the brink, literally living for drama and will speak their mind, especially when wrong. Be it witch or goddess, cats are spiritually sacred and should be treated as such. Which queen holding a cat is your favorite? Via: Harpers Bazaar, DeionPage & TrustMeIKnowBetter
An Apology To Gemini’s
Dear Gemini’s,
I’m sorry. For years I blamed my cat’s insane behavior on her zodiac sign. Turns out she’s not a Gemini, but a March Pisces. On June 9th 2014 she was three months old. Meaning the beginning of March is her rightful birthday. What can I say, stoner math. Do note I’m a February Pisces, we’re not as crazy. How fucking cute is she? Via: Jaquana Cornelius Facebook
Cats Are Excellent Teachers
My cat for sure taught me more than I could ever teach her. I’m so grateful she knew how special she was to me, because I doted on her every single day. As a runt, she was small but mighty, extremely smart and definitely out of her mind. Get another cat? She attacked me believing a stuff animal was real. Costumes and accessories? She wasted $30 in her youth breaking those pet necklaces I purchased. It wasn’t worth the inevitable fight to put her in clothes, that’s why I stopped trimming her nails.
One of the biggest lessons you can learn from a cat is self-respect. Mistreat a cat, they’ll leave your ass and search for a new family. They also have no problem vocalizing their demands, like waiting patiently to get fresh water, because they found a single mote of dust floating in their bowl made of real china.
Jagger was a beautiful girl, who loved nothing more than getting attention good or bad. Extremely spoiled she also taught me be as stern as possible when they fit in your palm, otherwise you’ll have a brat for life. Smh. Also a cat’s trust is earned not given. Be like a cat, know your worth, set boundaries and stand your ground. Via: TheWitchOfTheForest
Category Is Cat Naps & Cuddles
Catching up on sleep is the best thing one can do, especially if you pushed yourself into deprivation out of necessity. Rest and relaxation is essential for mental health. Perhaps that’s why cats sleep most of the day. They look so damn cute doing it too, proving luxury, glamour and human slaves are their true purpose. My baby is picture two, I miss her sooooooooooooo much. She looks as spoiled as she was. If you have a kikat to cuddle with enjoy your time together. Via: Into The Gloss, Saint Twnety & Levy’s Friends
Children Annoying Cats By Steinlen
“I like to think she’s a good judge of character. That perhaps she senses something in you that allows her to speak. Cats are very smart that way. If they sense someone isn’t a good person, they tend to avoid them, or even attack them.”
Cats are also out of their minds, they’ll attack you for a multitude of reasons. Boy do they have a lot to say when that food bowl empty. I love them so. Artist: Théophile Alexandre Steinlen
Mood: Chillin Like A Villain
I’m revived! Sprightly after being utterly exhausted. Better than ever baby. I went out to dinner, ended up at Hudson Yards, not Hudson street, because I read my friends text message wrong, picked up shit for my cat Jagger, then had to stay up to get a new acrylic set and pedicure. A dire situation.
It’s better to go early, fatigued, then later for hours; since Saturday’s are busy af in the afternoon/evening at a good nail salon. Long story short, it wasn’t enough time for a sleep deprived bitch. I’ll tell ya kids, they aren’t kidding when they say hitting your thirties sleep is priority. Some days I live to fucking sleep. Health is wealth and sleep is an integral part in that, especially as you age. All caught up now. Relaxed, high, wined and wined. Overall a great weekend indeed, cheers. Artist: St.AfterCigs
Pet Parent Problems
Spent the entire weekend at the vet’s office and still no one knows wtf happened to Jagger. She hurt her leg jumping down from a chair and couldn’t walk on her right paw. Nothing was broken. We think she just got an inflammation flare up, as she’s hopped up on drugs, walking around like normal now. That being said, every person who interacted with her had something to say regarding her attitude. She was called: sneaky, sassy, about business, is she like this with you? Here just take her, she wouldn’t let us take the cone off (mind you it was VELCRO! Not even the string kind). I let them know she was born crazy and it has nothing to do with my parenting skills. I didn’t raise her to be this way. In fact it took me twenty minutes to get a sedative pill down prior to the visit. I usually request liquid for this very reason. She stopped eating her wet food when I mixed the drugs in after sniffing it, therefore I had to stroke her throat as she tried to vomit the pill up.
I love animals, like I’m the type of person that if I feel a connection I will one hundred percent buy that pet. Maybe not a cat per se (or a bird, she would attempt to kill it at all cost), since Jagger tried to fight a stuffed cat that looked all too real. It was all fun and games until I pretended the toy was going to use her litter box. She then tried to attack me, running for my life, I shut the room door just as she did the highest jump I’ve ever seen. She would have landed on my chest and I’m 5 fucking 9. Long story short I never tried that hot shit again. I’m just happy she’s okay even though she high key wasted my time and money. Do you think names shape personality? Everyday I wonder, like why didn’t I get a good cat? Via: Shadows_Magazine