ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
If you feel as though I’m treating you some type of way, reflect on your behavior towards me. Suddenly everyone wants to cry when we mirror their shitty energy. Never piss off a Pisces, trust. Via: PiscesThingz
Photographer: Blanca Charolet
After five long months, Saturn, the planet of karma, discipline and justice, has gone direct. No more retrograde. Meaning shits about to get real. For those who’ve cast karmic justice spells against the wicked, coupled with people reaping what they sow, you’ve got front row seats to watching them HIT.
As a Pisces this has affected me tremendously. The plant entered my sign May 7th 2023 and will be leaving it for thirty years on February 13th 2026. It’ll be Aries problems then. Good riddance. You’d feel the same if had your life timeline matched then events and tests of this planet. All of it aligned with the amplification of abuse I’ve endured, and sacrifices I’ve made. Cycle complete, time to clean house. Good or bad, you’re about to get what you give. Enjoy your time, Kali & Shiva. Via: Stock Cake
Above is a photo of Priscilla Chan seeing an opportunity and taking it. Before I get into the second part of that messy affair between Mark Zuckerberg & Lauren Sanchez, let me give respect where it’s due (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). This woman seized the chance of a lifetime and ran with it.
Watching The Social Network I was appalled by Mark Zuckerberg’s behavior. He’s a misogynist ranking women, when he looks like an inbred Habsburg, he’s on the spectrum, a thief and lacks basic social skills (read Mark Zuckerberg Is Delusional AF). One of the things that repulsed me most was this white man fetishizing Asian women, constantly on the prowl, reducing them to stereotypes through the western male gaze. Praise Priscilla Chan, a doctor who earned her merits instead of purloining someone else’s idea, for playing this gauche, below basic white man like a fucking fiddle. A true blue Piscean woman. Somebody’s gotta do it and she did that, for the money, power, respect motherfucker. Doing charity work by letting him screw her, while maintaining her side pieces. Thanks to me, Lauren Sanchez no longer has interest in Mark Zuckerberg, while his wife is living her best life. That man child better purchase her statues and lavish her with gifts, sis is OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. In fact my issue with Priscilla Chan is Mark Zuckerberg, period. She had to take an L somewhere. Otherwise, a February Pisces myself, who also lived in Braintree at some point, I understand her.
This a messy, mixy bitch right here (read Inauguration Based Real Housewives). She did it for the ancestors, the Chinese Exclusion act and for the vile white men who dehumanize Asian women to mere accessories, not seeing them as people. Just like Elon Musk asking influencer Tiffany Fong to have a baby, endeavoring to infiltrate their culture to his benefit, or Rupert Murdoch who doesn’t allow his Asian daughters any say in his businesses. These racists white men use them as transactions to get in with the “model minority.” While simultaneously attempting to dismantle their wealth, because it’s a threat to white supremacy. Cheers to Priscilla Chan & Wendi Murdoch for playing the shit out of these losers, over being the submissive dolts of their white imagination. Via: Forbes
Updated: 8/5/2025 3:24am
For one second Mark Zuckerberg was not only human, but riveting to the point of obsession for me. Pisces season is the perfect time to discuss what happened at the inauguration, Priscilla Chan behaved as expected, keeping her man, for that I’m proud of her. This is her zodiac. A doctor on the outside, but inside lurks a typical, notoriously crazy, wrathful, Pisces woman. Mark’s lucky to be alive rn.
It was the billionaire sex games that made Donald Trump’s inauguration a scandal. Every single outlet ran photos of Mark Zuckeberg and Lauren Sanchez’s brazenly inappropriate behavior. For starters Jeff Bezos fiancée was internationally dragged for wearing literal lingerie to the event. Her attire got more flack than married Mark Zuckerberg did, for openly ogling her breasts, completely disrespecting his wife Priscilla Chan. A mess.
It’s when Mark Zuckerberg doubled down by liking Lauren Sanchez’s picture on social media, that I knew, knew, this was an affair.
First off Mark Zuckerberg has never looked that handsome, for the first time ever he got his jew curls right, something I NEVER thought I’d see. Second the body language, Jeff Bezos and Priscilla Chan didn’t exist to them and what were they giggling about? Third, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk seemed to be texting about it, upsetting Lauren Sanchez who started side eyeing the pair. Not to mention Priscilla and Lauren avoided one another like the plague, no small feat for such close proximity.
That’s when it ALL hit me. This public display between them was an ultimatum. Mark is a Taurus, they’re extremely romantic, like my Lewis, and Lauren was fed up with Priscilla getting all of attention. Especially that statue, what she did for a gift of that magnitude is up in the air. It’s giving Cirque Du Soleil in bed vibes. The story doesn’t end or begin here. How random is this billionaire affair? Trust Mackenzie Scott is cackling for this karma, love that bitch. Via: Reuters, Twitter, Just Jared, Getty Images & WWD
Updated: 3/20/2025 12:08am
Don’t get it twisted, we will fuck you up. We aren’t afraid to stir the pot if you come for us, and don’t try to play us, your energy says it all. Who’s your favorite Pisces female? It’s Rihanna for me. Via: Global Pisceans
Dear Gemini’s,
I’m sorry. For years I blamed my cat’s insane behavior on her zodiac sign. Turns out she’s not a Gemini, but a March Pisces. On June 9th 2014 she was three months old. Meaning the beginning of March is her rightful birthday. What can I say, stoner math. Do note I’m a February Pisces, we’re not as crazy. How fucking cute is she? Via: Jaquana Cornelius Facebook
Pisces season started a few days ago. This is a reminder we aren’t people to play around with. If you cross us, we will bide our time and take everything you have. Don’t ever mistake our kindness for weakness, we’re just as mean as we are nice. Via: Just Pisces Feels
Quincy Jones is the definition of a star and renaissance man. One of the most talented people to ever, ever walk this Earth. The way I sobbed choosing these photos. This man shaped and changed the world, elevating us all to a higher standard of art, be it fashion, film, or music. A full package with personality to boot, the older he got the messier. I’m going to miss his candor, he wasn’t afraid to discuss his ladies man persona, thoughts on current affairs and divulge secrets of the past, giving us nebulous characterizations of other stars. A March Pisces through and through. One of the coolest motherfuckers to ever live. Epitome of black excellence, who contributed sooooooo much it’s astounding. They don’t make em like this anymore. Grateful I got to exist at the same time as you. An icon, a legend that puts most people to shame regarding accomplishments. I’m going to miss you. What a fucking extraordinary life. You earned that rest in peace king, thank you for everything. This makes vile Jann Wenner’s commentary more asinine, a fucking loser with zero music ability. What’s your favorite Quincy creation? Via: The Tango, Rolling Stone, Pinterest & The Guardian
On this day, 36 years ago a Caribbean queen was born. Never forget when she use to curse people out on Twitter and had that insane plane tour, iconic behavior. She’s a fucking star, a legend, a sex symbol, a style icon, a fashion pillar, a beauty industry game changer and a real life billionaire. I love you RiRi. When you use to deactivate social media hearts were broken and souls crushed. Happy birthday Rihanna, a spicy Pisces that changed the world. Via: Rihanna Diary & Rihanna Archives