ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
If you feel as though I’m treating you some type of way, reflect on your behavior towards me. Suddenly everyone wants to cry when we mirror their shitty energy. Never piss off a Pisces, trust. Via: PiscesThingz
Our season has began. Pisces represent. We are definitely a complicated sign, but truly a blessing to the lives we grace with our presence. If there’s one person you can’t bullshit it’s a Pisces, we go off energy, vibes and intuition. We can tell when you’re lying. Oftentimes we’ll file it away, feigning ignorance, yet knowing everything. Playing dumb is strategy. What you don’t reveal is just as important as what you do. Who’s your favorite Pisces? Via: PiscesThingz
Dear Gemini’s,
I’m sorry. For years I blamed my cat’s insane behavior on her zodiac sign. Turns out she’s not a Gemini, but a March Pisces. On June 9th 2014 she was three months old. Meaning the beginning of March is her rightful birthday. What can I say, stoner math. Do note I’m a February Pisces, we’re not as crazy. How fucking cute is she? Via: Jaquana Cornelius Facebook
Pisces season started a few days ago. This is a reminder we aren’t people to play around with. If you cross us, we will bide our time and take everything you have. Don’t ever mistake our kindness for weakness, we’re just as mean as we are nice. Via: Just Pisces Feels
Listen, my friend Melinda pointed it out, “March Pisces are insane.” She ain’t never lie. There are distinctions between signs with different months. Keeping her words in mind, I learned that most serial killers under our sign are indeed 99.9% March born. Also the ones we know, out of their minds. So next time you complain about a Pisces born person, ask yourself, were they born in February? I rest my case. Via: Memes_Pisces