ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Before I say anything regarding season two of ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’, a special shoutout goes to the queen. Taylor Frankie Paul is that bitch, she cleared delusional, depraved, power hungry Demi with ease. Dragged her to filth is an understatement. It was amazing. A fucking star, don’t ever get it twisted. A true blue Gemini, she’s crazy, chaotic and captivating. Give her every award for being spectacular television. Via: Us Weekly
Dear Gemini’s,
I’m sorry. For years I blamed my cat’s insane behavior on her zodiac sign. Turns out she’s not a Gemini, but a March Pisces. On June 9th 2014 she was three months old. Meaning the beginning of March is her rightful birthday. What can I say, stoner math. Do note I’m a February Pisces, we’re not as crazy. How fucking cute is she? Via: Jaquana Cornelius Facebook
Here are the basics before I got into anything about Sebastian Stan. The most important fact is he knew who I was before I knew him. Why? His former Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick got dragged by yours truly via Facebook (read Ronnie And Stubby Sally Wood Are Racists for the evidence). Hence his first PR girlfriend who almost destroyed his career, decided to be a petty trolling bitch, hanging out with Ed Westwick and Mohammed Al Turki. Now those pictures of them make sense right. I’ll go in on her later. Basic ass. Don’t pull up, unless you want to get fucked up. You made your choice.
Sebastian Stan watching me without my knowing, for however long, gave him insight to my personality. Pretending to be sane wasn’t an option, he saw a woman who is clearly out of her mind in a good way (not mentally ill like Melanie uggo Hamrick who stalked both of us). This should have been my first clue that he’s unhinged. Kobe Bryant brought him to me and everything went crazy. Sebastian comes off quiet, in reality he’s incredibly chaotic. He reminds me of the Tasmanian Devil, spinning around, fucking everything up, causing me to dig deeper. What I found out about him was life altering, but absolutely everything made sense. My fears were confirmed.
Gemini moon.
I couldn’t believe it. Gemini’s ruin lives. I mean everyone knows this. He was exhibiting that type of behavior and I needed confirmation. How could this be? How could the Almighty do this to me? My twin? I feel bamboozled, as this wasn’t revealed to me until 2023. I’m still processing. Yes he saved my life, but still. I mean who isn’t astrologically prejudice? Via: Indie Wire