Lauren Sanchez Is A Miserable, Evil Hoe

Anyone who behaves in the manner of Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos is miserable af. It’s a given when you’re Satanists. Sold their souls for this ephemeral life, and material items they can’t take with them to those eternal flames. Happy people don’t spread misery, attempting to destroy humanity with shitty, deleterious technology and delusions of VIP access in hell. Better yet promises of immortality as robots, from soulless computer programmers, with no scientific or doctoral qualifications (read Neuralink Lies Told By Elon Musk). Just pipe dreams, autism, and a revenge of the nerds plot gone awry. Her husband being a prime example (read Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious).

Bill Gates totally cares about climate change, as he backs a technology that destroys the environment…nothing they say makes sense. It’s all bullshit (read Dear Sam Altman…). Proving money doesn’t equate to happiness. These AI architects and spouses have no lives, or they wouldn’t be interested in controlling others. Boring, basic, loser asses. The public has no interest in them either. We’ve made that very clear. As they continue buying their way into our media. It’s giving rape culture, like the recreational pedophile activities they participate in.

If it wasn’t true Melanie Hamrick wouldn’t be blackmailing their asses, scoring invites to events. Especially a ceremony as intimate as a wedding (read Melanie Hamrick: The Ultimate Wannabe). You’ll find the person they only met once, and were force to take a photo with, on her way by gondola in Venice. Shamelessly partaking in the nuptials of strangers. Benefitting from pedophilia to no avail, with her ugly, fame whoring, murderer, rapist ass (read Melanie Hamrick’s Too Ugly For Fans).

She found all the criminal evidence by sleuthing through kingpin Mick Jagger’s stuff (read Jeff Epstein Dines With Boss Mick Jagger). An entire maleficent, mentally ill loser, but my blessing all the same. Without her I wouldn’t be able to incriminate the elites legally (read Melanie Hamrick: A Lesson From God).

Sanchez is SO happy, with her botched looks and ill fitting clothes. Managing to make designer duds look like discount store fits, is truly a gift. She’s SO happy, but only married Jeff Bezos when Mark Zuckerberg chose his wife Priscilla Chan, over her (read Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!). How you got played by Zuck? Used as a pawn then ditched. After he made her wear lingerie at the Inauguration, too (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). She’s a hoe, a joke, and a fashion disaster that proves the Met Gala is lowkey a satanic ritual (read Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster). And yet still, Jeff Bezos remains the bigger clown of the two. Talk about use a nigga for a bag. Via: The New York Times, Melanie Hamrick FB & Google

Updated: 4/15/2026 3:00am

Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Are Wylin

The level of pettiness this takes. Mark Zuckerberg had an affair with Jeff Bezos’s now wife, then fiancée. Debuted it at the Inauguration in 2025, getting her to wear legit lingerie in front of her entire nigga, to teach his wife Priscilla Chan a lesson, after whatever the fuck she did (read Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!). At this point I’ve accepted that we’ll never know.

Bro dumps Lauren Sanchez, who was ready to LEAVE Jeff Bezos, because she was just a pawn in whatever sex games the Zuckerbergs got going on. Priscilla Chan follows that up with an over the top 40th birthday bash, where Zuck showers her in romantic gestures, all while making Lauren Sanchez say happy birthday to her. As the victor of this battle should. Pisces don’t play.

While the media hinted at the scandal, I was the only one who told it straight. Pointing out the Zuckerbergs as the superior billionaire couple, Jeff Bezos a recipient of karma for what he did to Mackenzie Scott, and Lauren Sanchez being a perpetual fashion don’t (read Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster). Only for Priscilla and Mark to troll them, sitting front row at the Prada show. This is high level violation and I’m here for all of it. They chose violence. Y’all already beat that couple up, why are you doing this? Priscilla is steering this ship, let her cook. Via: USA Today

Updated: 4/15/2026 11:57am

Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!

Priscilla Chan is an unhinged Pisces and it shows. Before delving into the affair between Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Sanchez, causing Sanchez to wear that inauguration lingerie, I’d like to state Priscilla did something (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Based on character, Mark Zuckerberg is a Taurus ruled by romance, who publicly worships the ground his wife walks on. 100% he was teaching Chan a lesson. Whatever she did and whomever she did it with remains clandestine. Note instead of leaving her, Zuckerberg let her know it was a possibility, once again proving he adores her. He should, she’s out of his league.

Donald Trump’s otherwise lame af inauguration was a pivotal moment, the fork in the road determining whether Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Sanchez were going to run off together. All the media outlets hinted at the affair, paid to never openly state it, dancing around the tumult instead. How humiliating for Jeff Bezos; to have his former mistress cuckold him in the same vain as her ex-husband. Leaving full package Mackenzie Scott for a thot bop. Karma, you lose em how you get em.

Meanwhile, the media was in a frenzy. Questioning why Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez were engaged for several years and had yet to tie the knot. Questioning if marriage for the dastardly duo was in the cards anymore.

The glacial vibe between Priscilla Chan and Lauren Sanchez further fueling speculation. Despite close proximity they absolutely did not interact with each other. Actively avoiding eye contact.

Adversaries of course, because Lauren Sanchez was trying to take her man. Openly. The root cause of contention seeming to be Sanchez and Zuckerberg feeling unappreciated. The romantic gestures the latter heaps on Chan clearly absent in the Bezo’s household. With Sanchez posting cryptic messages about being told I love you, screenshot January 29th 2025 and praising Zuckerberg.

Lauren Sanchez was ready to move forward with the Meta owner, unfortunately for her things between him and Priscilla Chan were resolved. Smart move, as Sanchez will run off with anyone as long as they have fat pockets and fame (read Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious). At least Mackenzie Scott genuinely loved Jeff Bezos. She started from the bottom with him, nurtured his dreams, and helped build his empire. The Amazon founder downgraded big time.

After beating Lauren Sanchez’s ass, Priscilla Chan proceeded to throw a lavish 40th birthday bash, with a plethora of outfit changes. Forcing Mark Zuckerberg to debase himself in that blue jumpsuit. Side note- hear me out (read Priscilla Chan: An Intermission).

Lauren Sanchez admitted defeat by wishing her nemesis the most perfunctory, insincere happy birthday. Having no other option, she married Jeff Bezos, who was smart enough to tighten up their prenup. Knowing he can’t trust her not to run off with the next billionaire suitor- even though she still wears the pants (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). Tragic. On the other hand I’m proud of Priscilla on some Pisces shit. Also I’m a girl’s girl, perpetually side eyeing home-wreckers. Did Jeff have it coming karmically? Via: Daily Mail, TikTok, Atlanta Black Star, Nicki Swift, Marca & Hola Magazine

Updated: 2/1/2026 2:55am

Usha Vance Puts Foot On Erika Kirka’s Neck

Usha Vance putting Erika Kirk in her place by getting pregnant is premium behavior. This is how you beat a bitch up without putting hands on her (read Dear JD Vance…). She’s telling the social climbing, Cabbage Patch honey pot 1) I know what I’m doing in bed. 2) You will never be First Lady with my man, hoe. 3) No protection before, during, and after your affair, you’re not doing it like me.

I never expected her to be petty, it’s major. It’s giving Priscilla Chan ending that affair between Mark Zuckeberg & Lauren Sanchez (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Then celebrating by throwing herself a lavish 40th birthday, making him put on that ridiculous blue jumpsuit. It’s giving don’t mess with Asian women. A tiger mom will use their claws to cut you. Via: HollywoodLife

Priscilla Chan Isn’t An Idiot

Above is a photo of Priscilla Chan seeing an opportunity and taking it. Before I get into the second part of that messy affair between Mark Zuckerberg & Lauren Sanchez, let me give respect where it’s due (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). This woman seized the chance of a lifetime and ran with it.

Watching The Social Network I was appalled by Mark Zuckerberg’s behavior. He’s a misogynist ranking women, when he looks like an inbred Habsburg, he’s on the spectrum, a thief and lacks basic social skills (read Mark Zuckerberg Is Delusional AF). One of the things that repulsed me most was this white man fetishizing Asian women, constantly on the prowl, reducing them to stereotypes through the western male gaze. Praise Priscilla Chan, a doctor who earned her merits instead of purloining someone else’s idea, for playing this gauche, below basic white man like a fucking fiddle. A true blue Piscean woman. Somebody’s gotta do it and she did that, for the money, power, respect motherfucker. Doing charity work by letting him screw her, while maintaining her side pieces. Thanks to me, Lauren Sanchez no longer has interest in Mark Zuckerberg, while his wife is living her best life. That man child better purchase her statues and lavish her with gifts, sis is OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. In fact my issue with Priscilla Chan is Mark Zuckerberg, period. She had to take an L somewhere. Otherwise, a February Pisces myself, who also lived in Braintree at some point, I understand her.

This a messy, mixy bitch right here (read Inauguration Based Real Housewives). She did it for the ancestors, the Chinese Exclusion act and for the vile white men who dehumanize Asian women to mere accessories, not seeing them as people. Just like Elon Musk asking influencer Tiffany Fong to have a baby, endeavoring to infiltrate their culture to his benefit, or Rupert Murdoch who doesn’t allow his Asian daughters any say in his businesses. These racists white men use them as transactions to get in with the “model minority.” While simultaneously attempting to dismantle their wealth, because it’s a threat to white supremacy. Cheers to Priscilla Chan & Wendi Murdoch for playing the shit out of these losers, over being the submissive dolts of their white imagination. Via: Forbes

Updated: 8/5/2025 3:24am

Mark Zuckerberg Is On The Spectrum

Finding out Mark Zuckerberg is on the spectrum, I was like yeah, that makes complete and total sense. Of course his mother is the only person who thinks he’s cool, dude’s a loser with no redeeming qualities. Priscilla Chan 100% saw a nerd who fetishizes Asian women and took that money, power, respect. Played him to the bank. He needs to worship her, because fucking him is charity work. Both she and mistress Lauren Sanchez are out of his league (read Mark Zuckerberg Is Delusional AF). He NEVER would’ve bagged a single bitch, or been tolerated by any of these elites if he hadn’t stolen from those good looking people at Harvard.

Mark’s a satanic pedo, Zionist freak (read Meta Helps Rothschilds Take Free Banks). Now that he’s given the only thing that made him valuable to the common man with AI, there will be no need for people like him. The socially inept. Had this been created when he stole Facebook, the cool people could’ve coded their own idea. The only thing these AI imbeciles are making obsolete are themselves. Via: Unilad

Mark Zuckerberg Is Delusional AF

The first photo is Mark Zuckerberg, the second photo is what he actually looks like, an inbred Habsburg. The third photo is what he thinks he looks like, Chris Hemsworth. Mark is literally so ugly people don’t even think he’s human, convinced he’s a lizard person. Another unattractive billionaire confusing people’s love of his money for adoration. Don’t worry, the Goddess is here to keep you grounded in reality, you satanic pedo.

Dude is an imposter and a lesson on keeping losers in their place. Had those good looking, popular twins never shared their idea, Mark wouldn’t be relevant. They could’ve hired any programmer to create Facebook, he’s not special. He’s not an innovator, or a genius, but a thief and a weirdo. A nerd come up with the idea of a social network? You’d have to be popular to create such a thing. Something he’s NEVER been until he stood on money. I know this nigga wasn’t invited anywhere prior. How many women did he experience before Priscilla Chan’s basic ass? Like two? A desperate joke, not a business savvy wunderkind. Keep working on AI, giving the common man your one gift, so you can make yourselves obsolete. Let me save that for the artificial intelligence article. Note the way he poached his team, still stealing. Mark Zuckerberg is delusional, a poser, and a fraud with no redeeming qualities. Via: Good Morning America, Issuu & ChrisHemsworthly

Mark Zuckerberg’s Troll Account

Mark Zuckerberg looks like the head of a penis, where’s the lie? He’s “so smart” yet stole the idea for Facebook. Made relevant through someone else’s ingenuity. Angry I called him out for rigging the NYT film list, Zuckerberg attacks me from a troll account. Stevie Wonder can see clear as day he paid for The Social Network to be ranked in the top ten of “The New York Times Greatest Films Of The 21st Century.” It’s a joke, an entire joke (read NY Times Cinema List Is Rubbish).

On Instagram, a social media platform he acquired, Mark Zuckerberg, Priscilla Chan, Adam Mosseri & Meta are all blocked. Satanic pedophiles. Mark Zuckerberg continues stalking, harassing and committing discriminatory practices while attempting to murder me, by creating the troll account TheRealSonOfAnubis. A name Kanye West helped him create. Out for revenge regarding my movie comment, this loser @‘s me. Screenshot July 5th 2025.

First off Mark, as a black person I can’t be racist. I don’t profit nor benefit from the system of racism. He doesn’t understand basic definitions or concepts, but he’s sooo smart. You’re racist though, participating in every hate crime against me (read Melanie Hamrick Helped By Meta). If it weren’t for his arrogance and stupidity I wouldn’t have gathered nearly as much evidence to incriminate the Illuminati. And yet still, he has the audacity to call my head little. Compared to your oblong, reptilian, inbred Habsburg family looking ass, it is.

He’s a grown man, acting like a little bitch. When he gets called out for being on an finista his only response is “Who’s Mark?” A joke. A delusional joke, another ugly wealthy man confusing people loving his money for being attractive. YOU’RE BOTTOM TIER.

I’m the Goddess of intellect, if you’re so cerebral why have I amassed incriminating evidence against the Illuminati, a large part due to you? Why are you on a troll account getting washed? Why is this your last summer? You can fool the masses, but you don’t fool the Divines. My next piece about this dim-witted, socially inept loser will be the proof of Meta helping the Rothschilds, Donald Trump, the GOP & Israel take the central banks of last free countries. The American Government needs to be made an example of, with Trump being expired by the end of the month. I’ll be posting a list of civilizations most detrimental to be taken care of ASAP. Do you think The Social Network deserved its paid position on the NYT list? Via: People Magazine & Saint_Twenty

Priscilla Chan: An Intermission

Before jumping into part two of Priscilla Chan’s business (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business), let’s take a moment to decipher the discrepancy in looks given by husband Mark Zuckerberg, in the above photos. Notorious for their loyalty, Tauruses are extremely romantic, as his grandiose public displays of affection have shown. Leaving me to believe she did something. Why else would Mark go from “I only have eyes for you,” to “Keep playing with me bitch, I’ll leave your ass.” Am I right? Did she take him for granted? Via: Twitter

Inauguration Based Real Housewives

This casting will make more sense when I release part two (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Look at this crew and tell me I don’t belong on Bravo’s production team, especially after that dismal Real Housewives of New York reboot. Besides Jenna Lyons, none of the women are established enough to be on the show, it’s tedium watching them. Hands down the worst is Brynn Whitfield, girl, how are you telling native New Yorkers not to curse, that’s literally what we’re known for. She had the temerity to tell a true blue Manhattanite they belong on Staten Island, meanwhile she’s a transplant from podunk Indiana…

Take ten seats sis, you’re a try hard, delusional and terrible, awful, horrific television. Minus Jenna, this bunch screams SOCIAL CLIMBERS, too busy calculating to give the audience what it deserves. Follow me to glory.

Obviously Priscilla Chan & Lauren Sanchez are the center of the drama, so I need to cast around them. Leading to Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos ex-wife. Let her cackle openly that his mistress served karma. Priyanka Chopra to my understanding is friends with both Chan & Sanchez. She’s also friends with Meghan Markle, whose failed attempts at stardom without her princess title makes her a perfect fit. The ladies will question her to filth, and who better for the task than Jada Pinkett-Smith? Circling back to Red Table Talk, a successful, cancelled Meta production. But we need one more perfectly unhinged person to round it all out. Someone villainous in an unmanufactured way, Gwyneth Paltrow. Let’s not forget the friend of: Lisa Rinna. Let that sink in. Dream casting, it’s beneath them, but still. You’re welcome. Via: Wikipedia, Vogue, Times Of India, Esquire, Cosmopolitan & The Cut