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Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Are Wylin

By: Saint Twenty March 1, 2026April 15, 2026

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The level of pettiness this takes. Mark Zuckerberg had an affair with Jeff Bezos’s now wife, then fiancée. Debuted it at the Inauguration in 2025, getting her to wear legit lingerie in front of her entire nigga, to teach his wife Priscilla Chan a lesson, after whatever the fuck she did (read Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!). At this point I’ve accepted that we’ll never know.

Bro dumps Lauren Sanchez, who was ready to LEAVE Jeff Bezos, because she was just a pawn in whatever sex games the Zuckerbergs got going on. Priscilla Chan follows that up with an over the top 40th birthday bash, where Zuck showers her in romantic gestures, all while making Lauren Sanchez say happy birthday to her. As the victor of this battle should. Pisces don’t play.

While the media hinted at the scandal, I was the only one who told it straight. Pointing out the Zuckerbergs as the superior billionaire couple, Jeff Bezos a recipient of karma for what he did to Mackenzie Scott, and Lauren Sanchez being a perpetual fashion don’t (read Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster). Only for Priscilla and Mark to troll them, sitting front row at the Prada show. This is high level violation and I’m here for all of it. They chose violence. Y’all already beat that couple up, why are you doing this? Priscilla is steering this ship, let her cook. Via: USA Today

Updated: 4/15/2026 11:57am

Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!

By: Saint Twenty January 30, 2026February 1, 2026

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Priscilla Chan is an unhinged Pisces and it shows. Before delving into the affair between Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Sanchez, causing Sanchez to wear that inauguration lingerie, I’d like to state Priscilla did something (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Based on character, Mark Zuckerberg is a Taurus ruled by romance, who publicly worships the ground his wife walks on. 100% he was teaching Chan a lesson. Whatever she did and whomever she did it with remains clandestine. Note instead of leaving her, Zuckerberg let her know it was a possibility, once again proving he adores her. He should, she’s out of his league.

Donald Trump’s otherwise lame af inauguration was a pivotal moment, the fork in the road determining whether Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Sanchez were going to run off together. All the media outlets hinted at the affair, paid to never openly state it, dancing around the tumult instead. How humiliating for Jeff Bezos; to have his former mistress cuckold him in the same vain as her ex-husband. Leaving full package Mackenzie Scott for a thot bop. Karma, you lose em how you get em.

Meanwhile, the media was in a frenzy. Questioning why Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez were engaged for several years and had yet to tie the knot. Questioning if marriage for the dastardly duo was in the cards anymore.

The glacial vibe between Priscilla Chan and Lauren Sanchez further fueling speculation. Despite close proximity they absolutely did not interact with each other. Actively avoiding eye contact.

Adversaries of course, because Lauren Sanchez was trying to take her man. Openly. The root cause of contention seeming to be Sanchez and Zuckerberg feeling unappreciated. The romantic gestures the latter heaps on Chan clearly absent in the Bezo’s household. With Sanchez posting cryptic messages about being told I love you, screenshot January 29th 2025 and praising Zuckerberg.

Lauren Sanchez was ready to move forward with the Meta owner, unfortunately for her things between him and Priscilla Chan were resolved. Smart move, as Sanchez will run off with anyone as long as they have fat pockets and fame (read Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious). At least Mackenzie Scott genuinely loved Jeff Bezos. She started from the bottom with him, nurtured his dreams, and helped build his empire. The Amazon founder downgraded big time.

After beating Lauren Sanchez’s ass, Priscilla Chan proceeded to throw a lavish 40th birthday bash, with a plethora of outfit changes. Forcing Mark Zuckerberg to debase himself in that blue jumpsuit. Side note- hear me out (read Priscilla Chan: An Intermission).

Lauren Sanchez admitted defeat by wishing her nemesis the most perfunctory, insincere happy birthday. Having no other option, she married Jeff Bezos, who was smart enough to tighten up their prenup. Knowing he can’t trust her not to run off with the next billionaire suitor- even though she still wears the pants (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). Tragic. On the other hand I’m proud of Priscilla on some Pisces shit. Also I’m a girl’s girl, perpetually side eyeing home-wreckers. Did Jeff have it coming karmically? Via: Daily Mail, TikTok, Atlanta Black Star, Nicki Swift, Marca & Hola Magazine

Updated: 2/1/2026 2:55am

Inauguration Based Real Housewives

This casting will make more sense when I release part two (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Look at this crew and tell me I don’t belong on Bravo’s production team, especially after that dismal Real Housewives of New York reboot. Besides Jenna Lyons, none of the women are established enough to be on the show, it’s tedium watching them. Hands down the worst is Brynn Whitfield, girl, how are you telling native New Yorkers not to curse, that’s literally what we’re known for. She had the temerity to tell a true blue Manhattanite they belong on Staten Island, meanwhile she’s a transplant from podunk Indiana…

Take ten seats sis, you’re a try hard, delusional and terrible, awful, horrific television. Minus Jenna, this bunch screams SOCIAL CLIMBERS, too busy calculating to give the audience what it deserves. Follow me to glory.

Obviously Priscilla Chan & Lauren Sanchez are the center of the drama, so I need to cast around them. Leading to Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos ex-wife. Let her cackle openly that his mistress served karma. Priyanka Chopra to my understanding is friends with both Chan & Sanchez. She’s also friends with Meghan Markle, whose failed attempts at stardom without her princess title makes her a perfect fit. The ladies will question her to filth, and who better for the task than Jada Pinkett-Smith? Circling back to Red Table Talk, a successful, cancelled Meta production. But we need one more perfectly unhinged person to round it all out. Someone villainous in an unmanufactured way, Gwyneth Paltrow. Let’s not forget the friend of: Lisa Rinna. Let that sink in. Dream casting, it’s beneath them, but still. You’re welcome. Via: Wikipedia, Vogue, Times Of India, Esquire, Cosmopolitan & The Cut

It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business

For one second Mark Zuckerberg was not only human, but riveting to the point of obsession for me. Pisces season is the perfect time to discuss what happened at the inauguration, Priscilla Chan behaved as expected, keeping her man, for that I’m proud of her. This is her zodiac. A doctor on the outside, but inside lurks a typical, notoriously crazy, wrathful, Pisces woman. Mark’s lucky to be alive rn.

It was the billionaire sex games that made Donald Trump’s inauguration a scandal. Every single outlet ran photos of Mark Zuckeberg and Lauren Sanchez’s brazenly inappropriate behavior. For starters Jeff Bezos fiancée was internationally dragged for wearing literal lingerie to the event. Her attire got more flack than married Mark Zuckerberg did, for openly ogling her breasts, completely disrespecting his wife Priscilla Chan. A mess.

It’s when Mark Zuckerberg doubled down by liking Lauren Sanchez’s picture on social media, that I knew, knew, this was an affair.

First off Mark Zuckerberg has never looked that handsome, for the first time ever he got his jew curls right, something I NEVER thought I’d see. Second the body language, Jeff Bezos and Priscilla Chan didn’t exist to them and what were they giggling about? Third, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk seemed to be texting about it, upsetting Lauren Sanchez who started side eyeing the pair. Not to mention Priscilla and Lauren avoided one another like the plague, no small feat for such close proximity.

That’s when it ALL hit me. This public display between them was an ultimatum. Mark is a Taurus, they’re extremely romantic, like my Lewis, and Lauren was fed up with Priscilla getting all of attention. Especially that statue, what she did for a gift of that magnitude is up in the air. It’s giving Cirque Du Soleil in bed vibes. The story doesn’t end or begin here. How random is this billionaire affair? Trust Mackenzie Scott is cackling for this karma, love that bitch. Via: Reuters, Twitter, Just Jared, Getty Images & WWD

Updated: 3/20/2025 12:08am