Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!

By: Saint Twenty
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Priscilla Chan is an unhinged Pisces and it shows. Before delving into the affair between Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Sanchez, causing Sanchez to wear that inauguration lingerie, I’d like to state Priscilla did something (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Based on character, Mark Zuckerberg is a Taurus ruled by romance, who publicly worships the ground his wife walks on. 100% he was teaching Chan a lesson. Whatever she did and whomever she did it with remains clandestine. Note instead of leaving her, Zuckerberg let her know it was a possibility, once again proving he adores her. He should, she’s out of his league.

Donald Trump’s otherwise lame af inauguration was a pivotal moment, the fork in the road determining whether Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Sanchez were going to run off together. All the media outlets hinted at the affair, paid to never openly state it, dancing around the tumult instead. How humiliating for Jeff Bezos; to have his former mistress cuckold him in the same vain as her ex-husband. Leaving full package Mackenzie Scott for a thot bop. Karma, you lose em how you get em.

Meanwhile, the media was in a frenzy. Questioning why Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez were engaged for several years and had yet to tie the knot. Questioning if marriage for the dastardly duo was in the cards anymore.

The glacial vibe between Priscilla Chan and Lauren Sanchez further fueling speculation. Despite close proximity they absolutely did not interact with each other. Actively avoiding eye contact.

Adversaries of course, because Lauren Sanchez was trying to take her man. Openly. The root cause of contention seeming to be Sanchez and Zuckerberg feeling unappreciated. The romantic gestures the latter heaps on Chan clearly absent in the Bezo’s household. With Sanchez posting cryptic messages about being told I love you, screenshot January 29th 2025 and praising Zuckerberg.

Lauren Sanchez was ready to move forward with the Meta owner, unfortunately for her things between him and Priscilla Chan were resolved. Smart move, as Sanchez will run off with anyone as long as they have fat pockets and fame (read Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious). At least Mackenzie Scott genuinely loved Jeff Bezos. She started from the bottom with him, nurtured his dreams, and helped build his empire. The Amazon founder downgraded big time.

After beating Lauren Sanchez’s ass, Priscilla Chan proceeded to throw a lavish 40th birthday bash, with a plethora of outfit changes. Forcing Mark Zuckerberg to debase himself in that blue jumpsuit. Side note- hear me out (read Priscilla Chan: An Intermission).

Lauren Sanchez admitted defeat by wishing her nemesis the most perfunctory, insincere happy birthday. Having no other option, she married Jeff Bezos, who was smart enough to tighten up their prenup. Knowing he can’t trust her not to run off with the next billionaire suitor- even though she still wears the pants (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). Tragic. On the other hand I’m proud of Priscilla on some Pisces shit. Also I’m a girl’s girl, perpetually side eyeing home-wreckers. Did Jeff have it coming karmically? Via: Daily Mail, TikTok, Atlanta Black Star, Nicki Swift, Marca & Hola Magazine

Updated: 2/1/2026 2:55am

Salma Hayek Is Evil AF

By: Saint Twenty
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Let’s give a round of applause and possibly an Oscar to Salma Hayek & François Henri Pinault, for playing Esmeralda & Quasimodo in the real life rendition of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame. It’s one thing to do it on screen, but daily with or without cameras takes dedication. Does this count as her second nomination? She didn’t think I’d let October 9th, the anniversary of Matthew Perry’s death, go by without saying something did she (the day she started spell prepping)? Trust she learned from my attorney I have more than enough sufficient evidence, proving this satanic witch had everything to do with the Friends star passing. This isn’t the moment though, I have to post several revelations before exposing this depraved, big headed bitch. Wearing that little ass string on her massive head, like she ain’t got no damn sense. How dare you? No more attention needs to be given to that blob. All these clothing brands and she’s still got some of the worst taste I’ve ever seen. Her styling often leaves me gobsmacked, like sis that’s not the look for you. You don’t have the proportions and that material makes you look dowdy.

Don’t feel bad for them. The Pinault’s are bullies, purchasing CAA to coerce all signed into doing their bidding. An agency that had a bad reputation to begin with, including forcing my twin Sebastian Stan into PR relationships with a mentally ill actress. Endeavoring to force me into the Illuminati, so I’ll have some allegiance to a group of people who committed heinous hate crimes against me, including attempted murder (read The Illuminati Is Real). If not me, who? If not Athena to put them in their place, no one else will. Ps: Joe Jonas never sent Sebastian Stan a drink, an upcoming article.

Clearly they missed the memo, so I enlightened everyone regarding the American law. Salma and Quasi aren’t from here. Those signed to their agency can sue for a hostile work environment, harassment, retaliation and discrimination. It cost to be the boss and they’re billionaires.

You can fool other people, but you can’t dupe me. I’m a Goddess and Queen Witch bitch, ghosts tell me secrets everyday and I’ll continue to prove it. Never forget I decide your fate, you don’t decide mine. Karma always, always comes, especially when you’re dealing with multiple higher beings. The Devil has come to collect and you’ve made the grade. You’re not in my protection, enjoy your time. Via: Hola Magazine

Updated: 12/12/2024 8:21pm