Let’s give a round of applause to the artist who perfectly captured the nature of Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos’s relationship. Two clowns, but he’s the cuckold one. A nerd his entire life, Sanchez would never look at him if he weren’t incredibly wealthy or if a hotter, famous, but still rich suitor gave her the time of day.
The subversive nature of this image, with Lauren Sanchez playing the role typically assigned to men and Mrs. Sanchez as her bitch, is spot on. It doesn’t get better than the tattoos of Leonardo DiCaprio, the man she openly ogled in front of her partner (read Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious) and Mark Zuckerberg, another billionaire loser she had an affair with (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Karma, an affair so scandalous the media hinted at it, questioning if the two would even wed. I guess the Zuck tattoo on Jeff’s arm is because Mark publicly humiliated him, getting his now wife to marvel at how romantic he is on social media, and donning lingerie for him. Making Jeff Bezos the bitch of two people.
The unlikeable, dastardly duo is now defacing the already ravaged Met Gala; an event that’s been hanging by a thread of existence and relevance since Kanye West got the Kardashian Jenners in. With the family of talentless, insipid, trite, soulless, cum buckets discarding him after draining his energy and social connections they’d otherwise have no access to.
I’ll leave you with this, regarding the billionaire hostage situation, from the page I got the artwork from. “The Met Gala still likes to present itself as a cultural summit. It enjoys the illusion of autonomy, the belief that fashion gathers on those steps because it must. The Gala no longer behaves as a ritual or artistic inquiry. It behaves as a hostage situation held in place by the financial power that surrounds it. Money dictates tone, the access, the narrative, the aesthetics, and the direction of its exhibitions. The Costume Institute has reached a point where the event cannot breathe without the donors who underwrite it. The arrival of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez as primary financial backers exposes this condition with unusual clarity. The institution feels pinned under its own need for billionaire sponsorship, while the industry performs gratitude with uncomfortable enthusiasm.” Well said. It’s also a satanic ritual.
NOBODY likes these people. Imagine being so shameless, lacking so much self-respect you force yourself onto others. To think I would ever be coerced as a Goddess into hanging out with the dregs, who used my domains to ascend to power. The lord giveth and the lord taketh away. The lowest quality of people, vacuous. How about I off you all? The fuck you thought this was. I’ll slap the shit out of you in front of your kids. Tolerate you? Let me send you to hell type early. Enjoy your time, Kali & Shiva. Via: DesignScene
