The level of pettiness this takes. Mark Zuckerberg had an affair with Jeff Bezos’s now wife, then fiancée. Debuted it at the Inauguration in 2025, getting her to wear legit lingerie in front of her entire nigga, to teach his wife Priscilla Chan a lesson, after whatever the fuck she did (read Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!). At this point I’ve accepted that we’ll never know.
Bro dumps Lauren Sanchez, who was ready to LEAVE Jeff Bezos, because she was just a pawn in whatever sex games the Zuckerbergs got going on. Priscilla Chan follows that up with an over the top 40th birthday bash, where Zuck showers her in romantic gestures, all while making Lauren Sanchez say happy birthday to her. As the victor of this battle should. Pisces don’t play.
While the media hinted at the scandal, I was the only one who told it straight. Pointing out the Zuckerbergs as the superior billionaire couple, Jeff Bezos a recipient of karma for what he did to Mackenzie Scott, and Lauren Sanchez being a perpetual fashion don’t (read Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster). Only for Priscilla and Mark to troll them, sitting front row at the Prada show. This is high level violation and I’m here for all of it. They chose violence. Y’all already beat that couple up, why are you doing this? Priscilla is steering this ship, let her cook. Via: USA Today
Updated: 4/15/2026 11:57am
