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If It’s “Not All Jews” Prove It

By: Saint Twenty May 3, 2026May 3, 2026

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Judaism is a faith. If they didn’t believe in that Talmudic bullshit, which all of them benefit from, they’d leave the religion (read The Talmud Proves Zionist Jews Are Of Satan). PERIOD. Or they would fight harder against those who do. The supremacy that bullshit text instills is a pillar of their institution. Shia Labeouf converted to Catholicism, what’s stopping them? There’s no excuse (read Was An Aryan Race Hitler’s Dream Or The Zionists?).

Andy Cohen along with his peers continued to support the Devil incarnate, even though he doesn’t like them. Even though he got my permission to off them. They’re too inbred for their own good (read Mick Jagger Loves The Holocaust And It Shows). Karma. I don’t feel bad for what awaits them.

They can also choose not to convert to anything, simply leaving their demonic, abusive ways. Nope. Even the best of them aided in my coercion. Where’s the lie? Ashes, ashes you all fall down. I’m being nice by protecting anyone, the fuck. I owe you NOTHING, you owe me EVERYTHING, Kali & Shiva. Via: Just Jared

Updated: 5/3/2026 10:30pm

It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business

For one second Mark Zuckerberg was not only human, but riveting to the point of obsession for me. Pisces season is the perfect time to discuss what happened at the inauguration, Priscilla Chan behaved as expected, keeping her man, for that I’m proud of her. This is her zodiac. A doctor on the outside, but inside lurks a typical, notoriously crazy, wrathful, Pisces woman. Mark’s lucky to be alive rn.

It was the billionaire sex games that made Donald Trump’s inauguration a scandal. Every single outlet ran photos of Mark Zuckeberg and Lauren Sanchez’s brazenly inappropriate behavior. For starters Jeff Bezos fiancée was internationally dragged for wearing literal lingerie to the event. Her attire got more flack than married Mark Zuckerberg did, for openly ogling her breasts, completely disrespecting his wife Priscilla Chan. A mess.

It’s when Mark Zuckerberg doubled down by liking Lauren Sanchez’s picture on social media, that I knew, knew, this was an affair.

First off Mark Zuckerberg has never looked that handsome, for the first time ever he got his jew curls right, something I NEVER thought I’d see. Second the body language, Jeff Bezos and Priscilla Chan didn’t exist to them and what were they giggling about? Third, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk seemed to be texting about it, upsetting Lauren Sanchez who started side eyeing the pair. Not to mention Priscilla and Lauren avoided one another like the plague, no small feat for such close proximity.

That’s when it ALL hit me. This public display between them was an ultimatum. Mark is a Taurus, they’re extremely romantic, like my Lewis, and Lauren was fed up with Priscilla getting all of attention. Especially that statue, what she did for a gift of that magnitude is up in the air. It’s giving Cirque Du Soleil in bed vibes. The story doesn’t end or begin here. How random is this billionaire affair? Trust Mackenzie Scott is cackling for this karma, love that bitch. Via: Reuters, Twitter, Just Jared, Getty Images & WWD

Updated: 3/20/2025 12:08am