Lizzy Jagger Channels Mick Jagger

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Children, having just come back from the spirit realm, pick up on and see things adults don’t. Lizzy Jagger channeling her father’s true identity comes as no surprise, especially since she’s a Pisces. Our zodiac is the most tuned into the spiritual realm. A gift lost to most during adulthood, because people gaslight our third eyes closed. Clearly the elites didn’t yield to such ignorance, since they participated in witchcraft before I exiled them from my domain.

Lizzy Jagger asked her Jerry Hall how to spell devil, announcing that’s what she was. While in the same room as Mick Jagger, who is actually Satan incarnate himself, aka the Antichrist. Just a few of his avatars (read Revelation 13: Moloch/Baal/ Satan…Are The Same Entity). Wild. You really can’t make this up.

Side note: I kept Jewish Sacha Baron Cohen in the picture to highlight how moronic and evil these people are. Standing by an entity that petitioned and won the right to exterminate them, as he’s tried to do numerous times (read Mick Jagger Loves The Holocaust And It Shows). Mind you this was taken after revealing who he really is. Lizzy Savetsky did the same thing (read Lizzy Savetsky Proves Zionists Are Hypocrites), with Andy Cohen following suit (read If It’s “Not All Jews” Prove It). It’s the inbreeding. I swear. He’s here to harm, not save these mentally ill idiots, needing my permission to do so. They’re his chosen people not ours. Permission granted, Kali & Shiva. Via: Hello Magazine & Vanity Fair

Updated: 6/7/2026 7:24am

If It’s “Not All Jews” Prove It

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Judaism is a faith. If they didn’t believe in that Talmudic bullshit, which all of them benefit from, they’d leave the religion (read The Talmud Proves Zionist Jews Are Of Satan). PERIOD. Or they would fight harder against those who do. The supremacy that bullshit text instills is a pillar of their institution. Shia Labeouf converted to Catholicism, what’s stopping them? There’s no excuse (read Was An Aryan Race Hitler’s Dream Or The Zionists?).

Andy Cohen along with his peers continued to support the Devil incarnate, even though he doesn’t like them. Even though he got my permission to off them. They’re too inbred for their own good (read Mick Jagger Loves The Holocaust And It Shows). Karma. I don’t feel bad for what awaits them.

They can also choose not to convert to anything, simply leaving their demonic, abusive ways. Nope. Even the best of them aided in my coercion. Where’s the lie? Ashes, ashes you all fall down. I’m being nice by protecting anyone, the fuck. I owe you NOTHING, you owe me EVERYTHING, Kali & Shiva. Via: Just Jared

Updated: 5/3/2026 10:30pm

Melanie Hamrick: The Ultimate Wannabe

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Melanie Hamrick went from rarely being seen with Mick Jagger, with initial confusion on how he ended up with a baby, to attending every event. The Murdoch’s published her ghostwritten novel, put her on their magazine covers and lied about her merits (read Melanie Hamrick Forces Murdoch’s To Lie). The ultimate wannabe, Raggedy Anne got these elites from Kim Kardashian, to the British Royals, to the French President to interact with her by coercion. Even scoring an invite to Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos tawdry, widely mocked wedding (notice her body language with Lauren, a lesbian). This talentless, black magic, murderer rapist weirdo is blackmailing the Illuminati, because she has the evidence of their human trafficking and pedophilia, emphasis on children. Something she verified to me from one of the many, many troll accounts she stalks me from (read Melanie Hamrick Confirms Child Trafficking).

Make no mistake, nobody likes her, not even hostage Mick Jagger (read Melanie Hamrick: A Lesson From God). Lewis Dvorkin bestowed karma on him after he forced my baby to sacrifice himself to save me. “One day, you will understand,” he told me after taking my virginity. If I died first, he would’ve instantly followed. I tried to die to no avail, unable to live without him and these satanic elites are still trying to kill me through starvation (read The Rothschilds Owe Holocaust Reparations). I die, everyone dies deluded imbeciles. I digress.

Raggedy Anne was able to get criminal intel on everyone, because Mick Jagger started and runs the entire operation. He’s their employer, scapegoating Diddy & Jeff Epstein (a white supremacists who throws us under the bus, what’s the point of the Illuminati again?). The Devil incarnate, he’s been around since 1962 spreading depravity. Appearing as an extremely powerful witch, with everyone thinking he’s this phenomenal performer, in reality he’s redundant, a culture vulture and used his supernatural abilities to literally slaughter the competition (read Revelation 8: The 27 Club). Until I came along and took all of their powers, he’s a false god who runs nothing, I’m the real fucking deal (read Mick Jagger Will Suffer The Most). Not ONE of their spells or satanic rituals are working. Times up, it’s judgement day. Side note: Jennifer Tilly, Kathy Hilton and multiple housewives have pictures with her since she got the intel. Andy Cohen was forced to do this by NBC, he’s close to Sarah Jessica Parker who was bff’s with L’wren Scott. Also she committed pejury endeavoring to remove my evidence (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory).

And yet still, with all the promotion she’s received for years, her following hasn’t amounted to much. Getting .02% of beautiful Luciana Gimenez’s fan base, because she’s ugly. Imagine being so annoying, so unattractive, so mentally ill, Jesus himself chose you as someone’s punishment (read Revelation 10: God Had On Timberlands).

That no matter how many people you force yourself on, no one wants to hang out with you afterwards, because you’re such a fucking loser. You will never be L’wren Scott, these people deserve to be exposed and Mick Jagger is no one to idolize. He’s couldn’t give two shits less about any of you, loyal Stones listeners included, causing all the upheaval and disparity, especially in the American Government. Donald Trump being a devout satanic pedophile (both sides are evil, the GOP is more depraved though). None of you would be here without me and Lewis, enjoy your time those who aligned with these clowns, Kali & Shiva. Via: Alamy, Getty Images, Vanity Fair & YRB Magazine

Updated: 7/13/2025 5:03am

Bravo’s Best Reality Exes

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Andy Cohen allowing Greg Lunceford to perform, while his new wife Sweet Tea grooved in her seat, is hands down the most awkward moment of the Married to Medicine reunion. I could not stop laughing. It was so weird and uncomfortable, Andy’s not about shit for that.

The rap was about being free of ex-wife Quad Webb, who was made to watch, along with her new boyfriend King. I mean…quality television. Round of applause that these two always show up, authentically hating each other and giving us top tier art. A mess every episode. Side note: Dr. Heavenly answering Dr. Simone as worst dressed, when the question wasn’t even for her…she’s a fucking star. I digress. Name a more contentious pair of on screen exes than these two? Thank you for a stellar season. Via: Pinterest

RHOSLC Over Touring With The Rolling Stones

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Fairytales, like all parables, teach us truths through hyperbole. The story of Rumpelstiltskin taught me two lessons that saved me from Mick Jagger: the power of names (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan) and the taking of firstborns.

I didn’t realize how much I talked to him about The Real Housewives, especially Salt Lake City, until sifting through our conversations. Originally I was looking for the screenshot I DMed Andy Cohen, prioritizing watching The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, over touring with The Rolling Stones.

I told Mick, real name Michael Philip Jagger (fucking posers), that I could not traverse the world with him due to a conflict of interest. A reality television connoisseur I knew, knew, from that trailer this was unhinged television. Must see in real time type shit. To which he responded he needed me. Thus I formulated a plan, sacrificing my true desire by watching the series on my laptop. Leading me to send a message to Andy Cohen, informing him of my dilemma. This is where I’m at and I need you to meet me halfway, by uploading those episodes ASAP!

It didn’t stop there. I mentioned the franchise profusely: two thumbs up, Jen Shah’s arrest, the seasons over, what am I gonna do after the reunion? You made me miss an episode, something about a bridal party.

Can you imagine? Just spewing nonsense to the biggest rockstar in the world. He couldn’t give two shits. I was straight out of the movie Mean Girls. When Cady Heron can’t for the life of her, stop talking about Regina George. Not only that, once he made me miss an episode I wouldn’t allow him to speak to me while the show aired. Next thing I know, he was using Raggedy Anne, aka Melanie Hamrick, to gather the souls of clout chasers (read Sutton Stracke Is A Neo-Nazi). He also used the second half of the Ratty Patty sisters (read Rolling Stones Women De-Evolution), Sally Wood (read White Supremacist Crystal Minkoff). Two basic white busted bitches, who only look mildly attractive standing next to old men. Where’s the lie? If you bitches don’t know your place…you couldn’t even stand next to me and be noticed.

Energy spreads, that’s why I told you to disconnect from the Devil’s collections (the Kardashian Jenner West & Raggedy Anne). Since infiltrating he’s almost killed Vicki Gunvalson and the following firstborns: Jack Barlow, Bobbi Rose & Robert Cosby Jr. Medical emergencies, drug addiction. All to spite me. I stand ten toes down on my decision to factor them in.

Ultimately I didn’t tour with him, because he intentionally ruined Sara Tam’s wedding. Taking $5000 from me, telling me to pick him up at the airport, only to inform me he’s not coming when I got there. Telling me to figure out how I’m gonna make it, after saying he’ll handle everything for weeks, causing me to miss her walk down the aisle. After that I DUMPED his ass, that’s when the abuse ramped up. He tortured the shit out of me, almost killed me, got people to help him too. I documented EVERYTHING. I’m from the Upper East Side, I don’t play that shit. I live for revenge. Thanks for the added evidence, you got got. Xoxo Athena. Via: The Hollywood Reporter & WhatsApp Updated:12/3/2024 5:31am

Meghan Markle The Fame Whore

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Meghan Markle is full of shit. If ever I believed there was love between her & Prince Harry that’s finished. She’s a user, a social climber, an attention seeker, a satanist, a trafficker. Her woes with the racist British press and Royal family aren’t at all being discredited in this piece, but she’s a hypocrite. She can’t cry racism in one instance, but be down for it when it benefits her fame whoring proclivities. Meghan Markle definitely used Prince Harry as a stepping stone to bask in the limelight that evaded her as an actress. If there is love to be found, it’s unrequited.

She knew I was being racially profiled, specifically by the Kardashian Jenner West coven, even citing her experiences as an example in my own battles, including with the media (read Daily Mail’s History Of Hate). What does Meghan do after watching me be a hate crime victim too? Joins them, despite both of us being stereotyped as having ghetto upbringings (read Growing Up Ghetto UES Edition). Her mother Doria Ragland also partakes in the Uncle Tom-ing. Now I see why her parents got together, a family of clout chasers. At least her father’s intentions aren’t opaque, whereas Meghan and her mama are duplicitous.

On September 6th 2023 I found Meghan Markle on finsta account Demona_07, harassing random people for speaking the truth about her performative activist ass.

To be fair she was minding her business and I pulled up on her, as I’ve done with many people. I’m a Goddess, all I need do is connect to your energy. Kanye West and I have plenty of arguments, simply because I found him haranguing strangers. You guys are fucking losers for doing this, spineless cowards. Newsflash Meghan, the only reason anyone’s interested is because of the royal title. Stop with the delusion. Andy Cohen proves my point November 5th 2023 via Ok Magazine.

I mean…this says it all. She was ignored numerous times prior to becoming a black princess. We don’t care about another basic bitch actress, something her plethora of failed business & creative ventures proves post abdicating. A black royal is original, fascinating, extraordinary. That’s the story that captivates, what jewel would she leave in the crown? AKA what mark would she make? Now she’s banal.

How desperate is she for the limelight as an actress? Her only deal is to return to the monarchy, or go to hell, children included. Certainly she can endure racism for the royal duties she agreed to originally, since it’s no issue for her, made evident by her newfound social circle. Meghan Markle chose the latter. Bad actress. Bad activist. Bad mom. Bad person. Where’s the lie? Enjoy your time clown. Xoxo Athena. Via: Newsweek, Extra TV, Jaquana Cornelius & OK Magazine

Updated: 8/14/2024 11:57am

Monica Gossip Girl Garcia Fowler

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Monica Garcia has been fired. Based on Andy Cohen’s facial expressions at the reunion we knew this was coming. She barely felt remorse and lied throughout; from what she said in her casting email, to claims production knew she was Reality Von Tease. She also seemed puzzled by Heather Gay’s anger, not knowing where the conflict between them came from (deadass). Girl you owe Beauty Lab thousands of dollars, what you mean…? As iconic as she is, Monica’s vibe screamed pathological liar. Her time as a housewife may be over, but she’d be a perfect addition to Villains. Let’s get to the issue at hand though, Gossip Girl.

Almost every other weekend my stepdad took my sister and I to Barnes & Nobles. At the time there were two in the 86th street and Lexington area. The larger one was where the young people went. Purchasing books was a highlight of my adolescence. We’d go in, browsing the covers, deciding which to buy. Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Renninson was our shit, we devoured that entire series. Low-key I’ll always wonder if I manifested my very own Angus with Jagger, my deceased cat. She was just as bad. Smh.
One weekend I spotted Gossip Girl by Cecily Von Ziegesar. I was already hooked by the cover, but sold when I read the summary. Upper East Side teens? That’s me and my friends. I took it to school immediately. Merely pulling it out got everyone’s attention. With all of us being able to relate, that series spread like wildfire.

Unfortunately Monica, Gossip Girl did stay Gossip girl forever in the books. Years, years of my life were wasted for this anticlimactic bullshit! A grudge was born. Not only did I stop reading the books when the new class took over, but I adamantly refused to watch the show. Elucidating to anyone with ears that Gossip Girl wasn’t finna play me again. Only caving in 2018, because my friend told me my relationship with someone reminded them of Chuck & Blair.

Binge is an understatement, not only was she right, but the show was fantastic, accurate, some of the best art I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I could’ve handle the anxiety of watching in real time though. My point being, in the books Gossip Girl did stay anonymous forever, one of the many reasons the show was better. As a pretentious Manhattanite I’ve never said that before. I had an entire existential crisis about watching Apple TV’s Changeling, after I discovered it was originally a book! After thirty minutes I decided this would be my exception. I always read the book first, knowing the film or show won’t equal its greatness. Gossip Girl not only proved me wrong, but spawned iconic villainous behavior. Monica Gossip Girl Garcia Fowler, you will go down as one of the best villains in reality television history. Amazing season ladies. Artist: Ruthan Rep (Updated: 12/14/2024 4:50am)



Bravo Bravo Bravo

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This had me in tears. Like actually crying. Whoever made this isn’t about shit. Bravo, bravo, bravo keep those cameras rolling I’m an addict. And you know what? I own it, I’m fine with it, I have no plans of ridding myself of this disease. TAKE ME. Who’s in deeper with the feds, Erika Jayne or Jen Shah? Via: Freeish Media

Sunday’s By Bravo

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Literally heaven.
Michael Darby about to start that bullshit.
Mia’s husband is out of his mind.
Karen and Gizelle arguing will never get old, never.

Then there are my snow queens, my pure unfiltered joy.

Jen Shah bringing her amputated aunt for a full circle on you smell like hospital.
Mary, Mary, Mary, talking to mannequins, interrupting that man’s prayer.
Understanding the level of inebriation Whitney was on with that cake. I get it.
Heather’s commitment to her daughters being “good time girls.”
Lisa and Meredith issues are not the same, Jen came for a family.
Jennie getting married for the body, not the face.

I guess this is my version of a gratitude list. Thank you Bravo and all the fan accounts who make the SLC memes. Via: Reality Dude

The OOG’s Of The O.C

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, we need to run it back to the OOG’s of The O.C. This show is the reason we have The Real Housewives franchise to begin with (Andy Cohen I can’t quit you), let me school you hoes. Everybody and they mama, literally my mom and sister, watched this show. It was pure magic and probably one of the last times episodes were real time events. Missing it meant spending the next day jamming your fingers into your ears, chanting a discouraging motto -I don’t wanna hear it, lalalalalalala- or making unintelligible sounds to avoid spoilers at all cost.

When Julie Cooper (Melinda Clarke) and Kristen Cohen (Kelly Rowan) appeared on screen, the world went DAYUM I didn’t know they make mama’s like that, which is revolutionary. For once the older women were the sexy ones in ageist, sexist Hollywood. The viewers were so enthralled with these cougars Andy Cohen created the Real Housewives, sating the American audience and changing pop culture forever. Not to say Marissa “Coop” Cooper (Mischa Barton) and Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson) weren’t serving it, these two were literally everywhere, especially ESMS alum Mischa who became a fixture on the Hollywood party scene. The show jumped the shark when she left, breaking millions of hearts including mine, but let’s reminisce on some of the other things it gave us:

  • Reintroducing Chrismukkah: the combination of Christmas and Hanukkah, Google the term and Seth Cohen (Adam Brody) is the poster boy.
  • Seth Cohen: the hottest nerd EVER, you can’t understand the true love of Adam Brody and Leighton Meester’s marriage until you watch this show. Two iconic, beloved characters being soulmates irl, thank you universe.
  • Olivia Wilde: easily her breakout role, so stunning you couldn’t take your eyes off her, even as a side character. Barton and Wilde were major for bringing some LGBTQIA representation in this piece.
  • Music: so epic were the soundtrack’s to each episode, songs featured were listed, downloaded and immediately topping charts. I sang along to Phantom Planet’s “California” with glee and Jeff Buckley’s “Hallelujah” still kills me to this day, damn you Ryan (Ben McKenzie) and Marissa, ugh I can’t.
    Rooney, you know the vibe.

Needless to say Josh Schwartz is a genius who also gave us Gossip Girl and sparked another genius. If you don’t understand the level of stress Oliver gave us, did Julie just bone her daughter’s ex boyfriend drama, who Seth Cohen was gonna end up with, will Ryan save Marissa in time blues, then you need to stream The O.C on HBO MAX. You never know who you’re going to spark with your work. You gonna watch or nah? Via: ThX OC