Nicole Richie & Mischa Barton Hit The Town

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Me realizing Nicole Richie has photos with Mischa Barton, but Paris Hilton does not. Mind you most of them are from 2005, when “The Simple Life” duo split. This came to my attention while putting together the destiny swap timeline (read Kim Kardashian Did Witchcraft On Paris Hilton, Kanye West & More). Was Nicole replacing Paris with another tall, gorgeous blonde? Seems so. Mischa is mother though (read Mischa Barton The O.G Of ESMS). The girls were fighting forreal, but why? Via: Pinterest & Shutterstock

They Tried To Kill Julia Fox

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Rather they tried to kill Julia Fox…again. If I didn’t take their powers as a divine and queen witch by blood, they might have succeeded. Instead the spell went awry. The part that blows minds- I informed those idiots she’s stronger than them now, after figuring out what it is about East Side Middle School that makes us a target (read The Truth About Witches). The fame, the constant and frequent deaths plaguing our lives, while everyone else lived relatively carefree, the traditional Salem Witch Trial trip my grade got cancelled for being too turnt up, two divines attending, myself, Mischa Baron & Julia Fox almost dying on multiple, multiple occasions…something was up (read Mischa Barton The O.G Of ESMS).

For those in need of a recap:
Julia Fox and I have known each other since second and third grade, literally our entire lives. Meeting at Manhattan New School. Kanye West, like everybody else who matters, read my blog and chose her to be his girlfriend, to spite both myself and ex-wife Kim Kardashian (read East Side Middle School Alumni). Copying me was a big mistake, huge on Kimberly’s part. I didn’t care, but she should’ve. Green lighting the relationship with well wishes is where she went wrong. Although Julia hung out with that family on several occasions, they don’t know her like I do. As I told them via text- you give her an inch, she takes five miles. Going quietly into the dark of night may be Chaney Jones style, but Julia Fox has NEVER ever been that type of bitch. Not ever. When it comes to attention seeking Kim Kardashian has finally met her match. I don’t know who she hates more, Julia Fox or herself for allowing this to happen; she’s number one on Kim’s most detested list.

Cut to Facebook February 25th 2025, spotted (on my newsfeed): Julia Fox at Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Messiness abounds. I’d just written a piece about Kanye West denouncing Jesus for being Jewish, and referencing child sacrifice in one of his songs. Lyrics looping through my head the realization of his dalliance with an heiress hit me like a ton of bricks- Kanye fucked Paris, making his obsession with her lowly assistant mortifying (read Kanye West & Paris Hilton At Satanic Ritual). This, I presumed publicly, is the reason Paris along with best frenemy forever Nicole Richie, said all those terrible things about Kim. Regarding her ass being gross, her being a fame whore and a hoe. Am I missing anything?

Noticing Kim Kardashian’s absence, I left a comment on Julia’s picture. Taking this as confirmation that Paris hit it first. Screenshot February 28th 2025, making that Tuesday February 25th 2025.

Everything happened in a New York minute.

Petty, I decided to rub my discovery in Kim’s face via the group chat they’ve forced me to disseminate information in. Sending the picture less than ten minutes after commenting. This occurred the following day, February 26th 2025. Next thing I know…


Michelle Trachtenberg was dead at 39, less than 12 hours later (Google her time of death, RIP QUEEN). Which wouldn’t be a big deal had I not dubbed chaotic Julia Fox the Georgina Sparks to my Blair Waldorf. Having grown up on the Upper East Side together and…I mean…you see our personalities (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me).

The spell, my dears, was meant for Julia Fox. Hitting her Gossip Girl equivalent instead, as she’s now more powerful. All my witches are. Trust this isn’t the first time Kimberly has tried to off her, runs in the family too, just ask Kylie Jenner (read Kylie Jenner Gets Meg Thee Stallion).

Kanye’s plan worked on his ex wife. I only got angry when Julia Fox cozied up to Georgia May Jagger at fashion week, I can’t stand that big faced bitch. Final straw, I teamed up with Kimberly, ruling in her favor, blacklisting Julia Fox. At this point she started backstabbing everyone, dating the ex spouse of someone who gave her a campaign, allowed her around their family, co-signing my enemies. Georgia Sparks shit. She deserved to reap what she sowed, until I remembered Kim is a ruthless bitch and had every intention of starving the girl, child included. That being said, it’s over for the satanic witches and their false god. It’s my turn, we intend to give you everything you gave us multiplied. My witches can off you, but you can’t off my witches. Enjoy that time, Athena & Horus. Via: Clin D’Oeil, Jaquana Cornelius Facebook, Google & Saint_Twenty

Updated: 9/6/2025 3:10am

Mischa Barton The O.G Of ESMS

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Told you Mischa Barton paved the way for iconic behavior (read Mischa Barton Birthed Us). The above gallery shows the overlaps of people I’ve been in drama with, hanging out with the O.G of East Side Middle School.
Beef with Kanye West ✔️
Read: Kanye West Confirms Harassing Me
Beef with Jordan Barrett✔️
Read: Binn Jakupi Stalks Jordan Barrett
Beef with Mohammed Al Turki✔️
Read: Ronnie And Stubby Sally Wood Are Racists (can’t stand Roger Chillingworth).

Maybe she was treated differently due to being white, because all of these people started with me first. I was minding my entire business when jumped. Yes or no? They chose the right black bitch this time, Kali (an upcoming revelation, I hinted at it mentioning The Rolling Stones logo). Then again, there’s something about ESMS and British Mischa Barton, like myself and Julia Fox, almost succumbed to death by addiction. Connecting the dots it screams Mick Jagger. What is it about us, besides being Gossip Girl IRL? Do note that school was predominantly Jewish. Via: Mischa Barton Instagram

Mischa Barton Birthed Us

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No matter what I am: Goddess, Queen witch, Rolling Stones album, Mischa Barton will always be mother. Working her ass off since childhood, she paved the way for East Side Middle School to become iconic (read The Kardashian Jenner West’s Troll Account).

Walking so we could run (read East Side Middle School Alumni). The O.C put bodies in front of televisions for real time viewing, and was all anybody talked about the next day. Marissa Cooper forever! Just another ESMS is Gossip Girl confirmation. Hang her picture up at Blue Stone Manor, behind Dorinda Medley, put her in the Louvre. Via: Mischa Barton Insta & British Vogue

East Side Middle School Alumni

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Mischa Barton: Not only the O.G of The O.C, but the O.G of ESMS success. Heads up, our middle school was probably wilder than your college. When we went it was a floor and a half of an elementary school, the top half, on York between 77th and 78th. I can only imagine the affect it had on those kids. Anyways, I didn’t attend with Mischa, but her sister Hania was a grade above me. Now this was when Disney Movies were it (Luck Of The Irish, Halloweentown, Johnny Tsunami type shit), we were hyped when we found out she was the star of A Ring Of Endless Light. Hyped. She was even cooler in high school, playing Marissa Cooper. I snorted coke with an $100 bill, because Mischa snorted coke with an $100 bill (allegedly).

Julia Fox: Known her since elementary school, she was in second grade I was in third. If you wanna know what our first interaction was ask her. She knew who she was from the jump, cartwheeling over in our cafeteria/gym, announcing herself, in a nobody…Julia Fox manner. As an artist she’s lived many lives and is now a burgeoning A-list actress, her breakout role being Uncut Gems. It wasn’t my speeding heart, or the clouds spinning, spinning, in the sky, but her commentary, “Jaquana you’re talking a mile a minute. I don’t know what you’re saying,” that made me realize I was about to overdose at fifteen. In the crevice of an inside outside park on 79th street.
We spent one summer hanging out with gang members and destroying Carl Schurz Park, where had I come five minutes earlier, I’d be witness to her throwing a dead pigeon on some girl badmouthing her. Legendary, she used a plastic bag to pick up the carcass of course. That chick had more bark than bite and left sobbing.

Emily Meade: Same grade, same classes. In seventh grade had plans to marry Heath Ledger (RIP). Her performance in The Deuce was superb, harrowing and underrated. What a complex character and an amazing show, one my mom and I loved.





Erin Yogasundram: started a popping fashion blog, a successful online boutique (ShopJeen) and has been humble the whole way through. Even after making it on Forbes 30 under 30, she still made time to answer questions regarding entrepreneurial pursuits. Now the wife/manager to influencer Kerwin Frost. When I think of Erin, square black framed glasses and junk in the trunk comes to mind.

Aliza Kelly: Cosmopolitan astrologer, always had a winged eye and goth vibe. BFF’s with Emily Meade then, BFF’s with her now. She was on the Spanish speaking side of school, so I never had classes with her. What comes to mind isn’t appropriate, high energy, chatty and wears tons of black is the best I can do.

EJ Dickinson: Friends for one year in the sixth grade before she transferred to Riverdale Prep. Cracked me up. Now she’s a senior writer for Rolling Stone.

Colby Minifie: Same grade as her sister Hayden. She was younger, so I have no memories. She is a star of Fear The Walking Dead and friend to former coworker Melody, who raves about her.

I’m the only black person to add to this group. Invalidating my experience with lies, when I don’t know you, is weirdo vibes and disrespectful.

Via: Mischa Barton Fan Page, Julia Fox FC, Emily Meade, Erin Jeen, Aliza Kelly, EJ Dickison & Colby Minifie

The OOG’s Of The O.C

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, we need to run it back to the OOG’s of The O.C. This show is the reason we have The Real Housewives franchise to begin with (Andy Cohen I can’t quit you), let me school you hoes. Everybody and they mama, literally my mom and sister, watched this show. It was pure magic and probably one of the last times episodes were real time events. Missing it meant spending the next day jamming your fingers into your ears, chanting a discouraging motto -I don’t wanna hear it, lalalalalalala- or making unintelligible sounds to avoid spoilers at all cost.

When Julie Cooper (Melinda Clarke) and Kristen Cohen (Kelly Rowan) appeared on screen, the world went DAYUM I didn’t know they make mama’s like that, which is revolutionary. For once the older women were the sexy ones in ageist, sexist Hollywood. The viewers were so enthralled with these cougars Andy Cohen created the Real Housewives, sating the American audience and changing pop culture forever. Not to say Marissa “Coop” Cooper (Mischa Barton) and Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson) weren’t serving it, these two were literally everywhere, especially ESMS alum Mischa who became a fixture on the Hollywood party scene. The show jumped the shark when she left, breaking millions of hearts including mine, but let’s reminisce on some of the other things it gave us:

  • Reintroducing Chrismukkah: the combination of Christmas and Hanukkah, Google the term and Seth Cohen (Adam Brody) is the poster boy.
  • Seth Cohen: the hottest nerd EVER, you can’t understand the true love of Adam Brody and Leighton Meester’s marriage until you watch this show. Two iconic, beloved characters being soulmates irl, thank you universe.
  • Olivia Wilde: easily her breakout role, so stunning you couldn’t take your eyes off her, even as a side character. Barton and Wilde were major for bringing some LGBTQIA representation in this piece.
  • Music: so epic were the soundtrack’s to each episode, songs featured were listed, downloaded and immediately topping charts. I sang along to Phantom Planet’s “California” with glee and Jeff Buckley’s “Hallelujah” still kills me to this day, damn you Ryan (Ben McKenzie) and Marissa, ugh I can’t.
    Rooney, you know the vibe.

Needless to say Josh Schwartz is a genius who also gave us Gossip Girl and sparked another genius. If you don’t understand the level of stress Oliver gave us, did Julie just bone her daughter’s ex boyfriend drama, who Seth Cohen was gonna end up with, will Ryan save Marissa in time blues, then you need to stream The O.C on HBO MAX. You never know who you’re going to spark with your work. You gonna watch or nah? Via: ThX OC