Annabelle Wallis Copies Gwyneth Paltrow

Annabelle Wallis is fucking psychotic. This is an unwell white woman (read Annabelle Wallis Is Mentally Ill). She wants to skin Gwyneth Paltrow and wear her like last year’s Versace. Anything the Oscar winner does, the wannabe copies. Paltrow was caught candidly with her former husband in the street, so Wallis called the paparazzi (her favorite activity) to do the same. Dancing with panache as Chris Martin looks uncomfortable. Attention by any means necessary is her white trash motto.

It doesn’t end there. Gwyneth Paltrow authentically plants a kiss on her ex-husband, Annabelle Wallis follows suit. He must’ve been experiencing déja vu, because his eyes are open during the latter. He knows shit’s weird and isn’t into it.

More articles regarding her dark obsession with Gwyneth Paltrow are coming. This girl’s a wackadoo. In her eyes Chris Martin is the one who got away, due to his proximity to her idol. Peep the difference in her relationship dynamics with the Coldplay singer and actor Sebastian Stan. It’s a pr relationship, stop gaslighting the public. A boring one at that. Via: British Vogue, Yahoo, Oggi & SAPO Lifestyle

Updated: 9/9/2025 9:31pm

Mischa Barton Birthed Us

No matter what I am: Goddess, Queen witch, Rolling Stones album, Mischa Barton will always be mother. Working her ass off since childhood, she paved the way for East Side Middle School to become iconic (read The Kardashian Jenner West’s Troll Account).

Walking so we could run (read East Side Middle School Alumni). The O.C put bodies in front of televisions for real time viewing, and was all anybody talked about the next day. Marissa Cooper forever! Just another ESMS is Gossip Girl confirmation. Hang her picture up at Blue Stone Manor, behind Dorinda Medley, put her in the Louvre. Via: Mischa Barton Insta & British Vogue

Jerry Hall Jealous L’wren Modeled Too

Jealous Jerry Hall couldn’t stand L’wren Scott for a plethora of reasons, modeling is one of them. While there’s no question Hall is the supermodel of the two, L’wren also started a successful career in Paris. Mutual friend and designer Thierry Mugler was the first person to put L’wren Scott on the runway, further fueling Jerry Hall’s animosity towards the younger, taller beauty (read L’wren Scott Also A Mugler Muse).

Their modeling overlaps didn’t end with being Mugler Muses, both ladies worked with supermodel Iman, sending the Texan spiraling. Unlike Jerry Hall the desperate, Iman was actually married to her rockstar husband David Bowie. Mick Jagger never ceased to publicly degrade Jerry as often as possible. Announcing their Bali wedding wasn’t legally binding, they never got a license (just like Alvin Bragg’s office- read How Alvin Bragg Runs His Office)! The frontman’s cruel response after having love child Lucas Jagger, his favorite, with Brazilian dancer Luciana Gimenez.

Mick never did L’wren Scott dirty the way he’s done everyone else. He was her biggest cheerleader for 13 years, they were a dynamic power couple. She matched or exceeded Jerry Hall, down to sharing friends (read Jealous Jerry Hall & L’wren Shared Friends). Leaving his fake ex-wife seething with envy, enough to defame a dead woman and help mentally ill Melanie Hamrick get away with black magic murder and rape. If she can’t have him only an ugly girl can.

L’wren Scott was a multi-hyphened success with a lucrative career as a designer, stylist and creative director. So tell us Jerry you inbred Nazi bitch, how’d L’wren leave Michael Philip Jagger $9 million if she was so unstable with a sinking business? Read the name in her last will & testament again posers. Don’t even know Mick’s government, but running that mouth. How dumb are you?

Bitch you’re a liar and a loser, all the misinformation in the media came from Jerry Hall, the soulless hillbilly clown (read Jerry Hall Lies About L’wren Scott). Almost getting her entire family killed for a man who doesn’t love her. Had L’wren Scott not come to me the Jagger’s would be dead. Raggedy Anne would’ve inherited the rockstars entire fortune due to her unwanted murder rape baby being the sole heir. She never loved Rupert Murdoch- her only husband, just his resources. Which she used to help publish Melanie uggo Hamrick’s ghostwritten books and put her on magazine covers. All to make it look like Mick Jagger would pick a nobody background ballerina, with an uneven face over L’wren Scott (read Melanie Hamrick Forces Murdoch’s To Lie).

I want to remind everyone in Hollywood, along with the other elites to thank one miss Jerry Faye Hall. Had she any self-respect, intellect, or morals I wouldn’t have been able to destroy you. Round of applause everyone. Thank that bimbo for your inevitable demise. A doofy bitch outsmart Athena? I don’t think so. Enjoy that time all, karma always comes. Via: Lwren.Scott Insta, Pinterest, CNN, Time Magazine & British Vogue

Updated: 12/11/2024 1:17pm

Michelle Obama In L’wren Scott

Former First Lady Michelle Obama wore L’wren Scott religiously. Melanie uggo Hamrick probably thought this segment was a one time thing. Never that. Despite Jerry Hall the lonesome, pathetic, hypocritical, satanic hillbilly, spreading mass confusion via the media about the designers mental state and finances, Scott was extremely successful. How else could she leave Mick Jagger a fortune of $9 million.

In case you were confused that’s Michelle fucking Obama bitch, style icon. L’wren Scott struggling where Jerry (read Jerry Hall Is Jealous Of L’wren Scott)? How fucking vile can someone be to spread lies about a dead woman, for a man who never loved her. Everyone thank Jerry Hall’s stupidity for your downfalls. She begged Rupert Murdoch to come back when he dumped her ass. Having the sheer temerity to ask her only ex-husband to take care of her adult children financially (read Melanie Hamrick Gets Kids Kicked Out Of Will)? They had a leg up over 99.9% of the world, rubbed shoulders with the most successful people and still blew it. His new wife is definitely an upgrade, sponsored by me. Jerry and Rupert would still together if I didn’t tell Georgia May Jagger they weren’t getting a dime. Even I can’t keep up with how much drama originates from me. I’m that bitch, xoxo Athena. Via: Mrs-O, Time Magazine, Pinterest & British Vogue

More Asian Representation Please

More Asian representation please, including the darker tones. This is dope af, love to see it. Racially profiling people over a social construct isn’t cool, you’re a loser for that. How many diseases did white people inflict on others, especially when stealing America? Get a grip, get a brain, get a spine. STOP ASIAN HATE. Via: British Vogue