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Bad News For The All Boys Clubs
Funny how men use my magic to run the world in a heinous, misogynistic, toxic manner. Bohemian Grove perversely uses Athena’s owl, MY OWL, as their symbol but bans women from their group (read Jaquana Cornelius Is Kali Ma). By orders of their false god, who has tainted many Divine symbols. Things are about to change. I’ve not only taken my magic away, but the future will indeed be female. Women are going to reign. I will continue disrupting to hierarchy of the Illuminati, since my killer witches are connected to the energy of the most power, to do as they please (read New Levels In The Illuminati).
Riddle me this, why shouldn’t we off every member of this boys club?
See, you don’t know your place, following after a mentally ill entity with delusions of grandeur and godliness. A myriad of disorders is one of the few things that come from Satan (read Revelation 9: The Antichrist Is…). He’s unwell. The opposite of my husband, who worships me, would never abuse, backstab, or belittle me. To him I’m sacred. Shiva lusting after or being with anyone over his wife is another distortion from a loveless clown. All of you are fucking losers, just like Mick Jagger with his baby dick energy. An issue Lewis Dvorkin didn’t have (read Lewis Dvorkin Is Jesus, Shiva & Horus). Imagine ordering bees to sting your member for enlargement. A joke. What should we name my new women’s only subset? I’m still brainstorming. Via: Vanity Fair
October Magic For Almost All
As the Goddess of magic and Queen of witches, I’m giving people access to spells sans an offering for the month of October (read Declined: The Illuminati’s Rituals & Magic). Only for serving justice to the demonic elites who want to enslave, sacrifice and murder you. Members of the Illuminati are also allowed to participate to earn more time. How magnanimous of me. Here’s a moon chart as aid (read Moon Phases For Spell Work).
Rules:
1. Illuminati members can only attack each other to protect themselves. You need to direct the spells, because most of you are due. If you don’t, the death will fall on you. The following are up for grabs: GOP, MAGA, AI billionaires, world leaders who empower AI, the Rothschilds, Murdochs, Georgia May Jagger & Zionists.
2. None of the people on the list have access to magic, making you sitting ducks. Welp. Buns for you bitch. Tip: take out entire lines.
3. Common people: witches can cast spells themselves, non witches can go to practitioners. Everyone is up for grabs, forcing the Illuminati to attack one another for protection. It’s the only way for them to deflect death.
MAGA followers can only attack: AOC, Kathy Hochul and the group from point 1. The two democrats know what to do for protection. Do note: some people aren’t allowed to play, because I said so. I direct the energy. I make the rules, Kali & Shiva. Via: Molly.The.Gemini
Kourtney Kardashian Hires Sister’s Nemesis
They’re jumping Kimberly! That was one of the messages I sent to the group chat after a pile on, stemming from that mess I started with Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Kanye West & Julia Fox (read Paris Hilton vs. Kim Kardashian Verdict).
Out of the woodwork older sister Kourtney Kardashian decides to feature Kimberly’s nemesis in a Lemme campaign. Mind you, this is the same week Kim K is on trial, reliving her Paris “robbery”. Stating she didn’t want Kourtney traumatized by finding her dead. Cold blooded.
This is one of the meanest things she’s ever done to Kim, leading me to believe Kim said something crazy to her. This text message is from May 15th 2025 btw. Julia Fox is Kim’s karma and helped me incriminate them, she’s now more powerful. Thus, Kimberly’s attempt to kill her failed horrifically, instead taking out her Gossip Girl equivalent (read They Tried To Kill Julia Fox). Smh.
Kimberly is always copying people. When Kanye started dating Julia to annoy us both, I was genuinely nonchalant about the relationship; Kim followed suit. Unbeknownst to her, Julia also loves attention, blowing the one chance she had to get rid of her. Approving of the romance, Kimberly allowed Julia in, like a vampire entering a home. Try as she might to kick her out of Hollywood, Miss Fox isn’t going anywhere. Match met. Love to see it. Who out of the two is the bigger fame whore? Did Kim deserve that beating? Via: Julia Fox University & Saint_Twenty
Updated: 8/15/2025 12:04pm
They Tried To Kill Julia Fox
Rather they tried to kill Julia Fox…again. If I didn’t take their powers as a divine and queen witch by blood, they might have succeeded. Instead the spell went awry. The part that blows minds- I informed those idiots she’s stronger than them now, after figuring out what it is about East Side Middle School that makes us a target (read The Truth About Witches). The fame, the constant and frequent deaths plaguing our lives, while everyone else lived relatively carefree, the traditional Salem Witch Trial trip my grade got cancelled for being too turnt up, two divines attending, myself, Mischa Baron & Julia Fox almost dying on multiple, multiple occasions…something was up (read Mischa Barton The O.G Of ESMS).
For those in need of a recap:
Julia Fox and I have known each other since second and third grade, literally our entire lives. Meeting at Manhattan New School. Kanye West, like everybody else who matters, read my blog and chose her to be his girlfriend, to spite both myself and ex-wife Kim Kardashian (read East Side Middle School Alumni). Copying me was a big mistake, huge on Kimberly’s part. I didn’t care, but she should’ve. Green lighting the relationship with well wishes is where she went wrong. Although Julia hung out with that family on several occasions, they don’t know her like I do. As I told them via text- you give her an inch, she takes five miles. Going quietly into the dark of night may be Chaney Jones style, but Julia Fox has NEVER ever been that type of bitch. Not ever. When it comes to attention seeking Kim Kardashian has finally met her match. I don’t know who she hates more, Julia Fox or herself for allowing this to happen; she’s number one on Kim’s most detested list.
Cut to Facebook February 25th 2025, spotted (on my newsfeed): Julia Fox at Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Messiness abounds. I’d just written a piece about Kanye West denouncing Jesus for being Jewish, and referencing child sacrifice in one of his songs. Lyrics looping through my head the realization of his dalliance with an heiress hit me like a ton of bricks- Kanye fucked Paris, making his obsession with her lowly assistant mortifying (read Kanye West & Paris Hilton At Satanic Ritual). This, I presumed publicly, is the reason Paris along with best frenemy forever Nicole Richie, said all those terrible things about Kim. Regarding her ass being gross, her being a fame whore and a hoe. Am I missing anything?
Noticing Kim Kardashian’s absence, I left a comment on Julia’s picture. Taking this as confirmation that Paris hit it first. Screenshot February 28th 2025, making that Tuesday February 25th 2025.
Everything happened in a New York minute.
Petty, I decided to rub my discovery in Kim’s face via the group chat they’ve forced me to disseminate information in. Sending the picture less than ten minutes after commenting. This occurred the following day, February 26th 2025. Next thing I know…
Michelle Trachtenberg was dead at 39, less than 12 hours later (Google her time of death, RIP QUEEN). Which wouldn’t be a big deal had I not dubbed chaotic Julia Fox the Georgina Sparks to my Blair Waldorf. Having grown up on the Upper East Side together and…I mean…you see our personalities (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me).
The spell, my dears, was meant for Julia Fox. Hitting her Gossip Girl equivalent instead, as she’s now more powerful. All my witches are. Trust this isn’t the first time Kimberly has tried to off her, runs in the family too, just ask Kylie Jenner (read Kylie Jenner Gets Meg Thee Stallion).
Kanye’s plan worked on his ex wife. I only got angry when Julia Fox cozied up to Georgia May Jagger at fashion week, I can’t stand that big faced bitch. Final straw, I teamed up with Kimberly, ruling in her favor, blacklisting Julia Fox. At this point she started backstabbing everyone, dating the ex spouse of someone who gave her a campaign, allowed her around their family, co-signing my enemies. Georgia Sparks shit. She deserved to reap what she sowed, until I remembered Kim is a ruthless bitch and had every intention of starving the girl, child included. That being said, it’s over for the satanic witches and their false god. It’s my turn, we intend to give you everything you gave us multiplied. My witches can off you, but you can’t off my witches. Enjoy that time, Athena & Horus. Via: Clin D’Oeil, Jaquana Cornelius Facebook, Google & Saint_Twenty
Updated: 9/6/2025 3:10am
Mood: Weekend Witch Vibes
Fun fact: my twin flames mom was the first person to call me a witch. She screamed it at me on the street. Having my memory glamoured, I had no idea who she was and took great offense, thinking she called me a bitch. Meanwhile she was right…she’s fucking major. I remember getting along with her. That’s where he gets his drama from. As you’re seeing with the airplane incidents and bird flu leaving barely any eggs for Easter. Which witch resonates most with you this weekend? Via: SlutsForFall & Vintage.Art.Witch
The Truth About Witches
All those warnings are about satanic witches, who are currently and will continuously experience depleting power. I’ve weakened your source, Satan, aka Mick Jagger (read Pope Lick Monster Is The Baphomet).
Religion, endeavoring to control the masses and justify slavery, continued blanketing all witches as evil. When as the saying goes, you should question the people who burned us (utterly barbaric). As you can see from the above photo, this is what witches really are, specifically the East Side Middle School division. Do yourself a favor, Google how many Christian holiday’s come from Pagan ones…exactly, how blindly you follow, with little to no thinking of what you’re following.
Satan himself has kept an eye on us, we’re engulfed in tragedy while everyone else is ladi da. Living their life. He’s not as powerful as he pretends. Taking him and his depraved following out causes no harm, but good fortune. You’re battling on the side of the Divine’s to combat evil, you aren’t creating a negative energy against a good person. You’re using their demonic energy against them. The Almighty told Saint Michael throw that nigga in the lake of fire, not make amends and wish him well. The myths rewarded those who defeated beasts. Stop enabling people who hurts others. You’re part of the problem, doing nothing is complicity and you will pay for their sins this way. No matter the distorted parable, the lesson is: kill the monster, become the hero. Athena & Horus. Via: The_Mind_Body_Spirit_Tribe
Women Are Beloved Or Burned
“It’s a battle we are losing, the American public still sees women as housewives at best and witches at worst. We may be either beloved or burned, but never trusted with any degree of power.” Via: Michelle Yeoh Insta
October Is Here Witches!
Being a witch is the best. Stop demonizing everything about powerful women (men are witches too). We are not the satanist the patriarchy and media portrays us to be. We’re protectors who respect nature that provides for us, it’s cycles, and the universe, amongst other things.
It’s our month! October makes me feel so alive! It’s my favorite! Are you excited for spooky season? What’s do you love most of all about it? Via: Wicca Academy
Witch Bitch Autumn Is Here
Light some candles.
Get out your brooms.
Celebrate the moon.
Via: Jackie Hellville