RHOSLC Over Touring With The Rolling Stones

By: Saint Twenty
Saint Know, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Leave a Comment on RHOSLC Over Touring With The Rolling Stones

Fairytales, like all parables, teach us truths through hyperbole. The story of Rumpelstiltskin taught me two lessons that saved me from Mick Jagger: the power of names (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan) and the taking of firstborns.

I didn’t realize how much I talked to him about The Real Housewives, especially Salt Lake City, until sifting through our conversations. Originally I was looking for the screenshot I DMed Andy Cohen, prioritizing watching The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, over touring with The Rolling Stones.

I told Mick, real name Michael Philip Jagger (fucking posers), that I could not traverse the world with him due to a conflict of interest. A reality television connoisseur I knew, knew, from that trailer this was unhinged television. Must see in real time type shit. To which he responded he needed me. Thus I formulated a plan, sacrificing my true desire by watching the series on my laptop. Leading me to send a message to Andy Cohen, informing him of my dilemma. This is where I’m at and I need you to meet me halfway, by uploading those episodes ASAP!

It didn’t stop there. I mentioned the franchise profusely: two thumbs up, Jen Shah’s arrest, the seasons over, what am I gonna do after the reunion? You made me miss an episode, something about a bridal party.

Can you imagine? Just spewing nonsense to the biggest rockstar in the world. He couldn’t give two shits. I was straight out of the movie Mean Girls. When Cady Heron can’t for the life of her, stop talking about Regina George. Not only that, once he made me miss an episode I wouldn’t allow him to speak to me while the show aired. Next thing I know, he was using Raggedy Anne, aka Melanie Hamrick, to gather the souls of clout chasers (read Sutton Stracke Is A Neo-Nazi). He also used the second half of the Ratty Patty sisters (read Rolling Stones Women De-Evolution), Sally Wood (read White Supremacist Crystal Minkoff). Two basic white busted bitches, who only look mildly attractive standing next to old men. Where’s the lie? If you bitches don’t know your place…you couldn’t even stand next to me and be noticed.

Energy spreads, that’s why I told you to disconnect from the Devil’s collections (the Kardashian Jenner West & Raggedy Anne). Since infiltrating he’s almost killed Vicki Gunvalson and the following firstborns: Jack Barlow, Bobbi Rose & Robert Cosby Jr. Medical emergencies, drug addiction. All to spite me. I stand ten toes down on my decision to factor them in.

Ultimately I didn’t tour with him, because he intentionally ruined Sara Tam’s wedding. Taking $5000 from me, telling me to pick him up at the airport, only to inform me he’s not coming when I got there. Telling me to figure out how I’m gonna make it, after saying he’ll handle everything for weeks, causing me to miss her walk down the aisle. After that I DUMPED his ass, that’s when the abuse ramped up. He tortured the shit out of me, almost killed me, got people to help him too. I documented EVERYTHING. I’m from the Upper East Side, I don’t play that shit. I live for revenge. Thanks for the added evidence, you got got. Xoxo Athena. Via: The Hollywood Reporter & WhatsApp Updated:12/3/2024 5:31am

Dorit Kemsley Threatened By Bravo

By: Saint Twenty
Saint Know, , , , , , , Leave a Comment on Dorit Kemsley Threatened By Bravo

After pointing out the disturbing, racially charged, hate group behavior of slave Garcelle Beauvais, slave Crystal Minkoff and slave master Sutton Stracke, Bravo decided to help them. They proceed to threaten Jewish Dorit Kemsley to disclose her marital status (why did Sutton’s husband divorce her, besides realizing she has a square figure that does nothing for clothes and more teeth and gums than lips? Ohhhhh yeah, because he was controlling like Mick Jagger. Hypocritical, drunk, crab faced bitch). Bravo also got rid of Anna Marie Wiley who called all of them out, then added even more Nazi’s to the show. Isolating Dorit Kemsley from her only ally at this point. Those receipts are next. Know your fucking place. Get your bag Dorit. We’ve only just begun, xoxo Athena. Via: The Real Housewives Zone

Related Articles
Sutton Stracke
Sutton Stracke Is A Neo-Nazi
Me, Sutton Stracke And Melanie Hamrick
Sutton Stracke Attacks Jewish Family
Crystal Minkoff
White Supremacist Crystal Minkoff
Garcelle Beauvais
White Supremacist Garcelle Beauvais



Tamra Judge Is Chaos

By: Saint Twenty
Saint Know, , , , , Leave a Comment on Tamra Judge Is Chaos
The confessionals.
The screaming.
The lies.
The indignation.

Tamra Judge is out of her of fucking mind. Sometimes a housewife just needs to unplug to be better. This season is so very chaotic. Honorary mention to Vicki Gunvalson for being one, two, three sheets to the wind wasted during her cameo. Brava ladies, brava. Everyone is doing their jobs. Via: Bravooomg

The OOG’s Of The O.C

By: Saint Twenty
Saint Know, , , , , , , , , , , Leave a Comment on The OOG’s Of The O.C

Wait a minute, wait a minute, we need to run it back to the OOG’s of The O.C. This show is the reason we have The Real Housewives franchise to begin with (Andy Cohen I can’t quit you), let me school you hoes. Everybody and they mama, literally my mom and sister, watched this show. It was pure magic and probably one of the last times episodes were real time events. Missing it meant spending the next day jamming your fingers into your ears, chanting a discouraging motto -I don’t wanna hear it, lalalalalalala- or making unintelligible sounds to avoid spoilers at all cost.

When Julie Cooper (Melinda Clarke) and Kristen Cohen (Kelly Rowan) appeared on screen, the world went DAYUM I didn’t know they make mama’s like that, which is revolutionary. For once the older women were the sexy ones in ageist, sexist Hollywood. The viewers were so enthralled with these cougars Andy Cohen created the Real Housewives, sating the American audience and changing pop culture forever. Not to say Marissa “Coop” Cooper (Mischa Barton) and Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson) weren’t serving it, these two were literally everywhere, especially ESMS alum Mischa who became a fixture on the Hollywood party scene. The show jumped the shark when she left, breaking millions of hearts including mine, but let’s reminisce on some of the other things it gave us:

  • Reintroducing Chrismukkah: the combination of Christmas and Hanukkah, Google the term and Seth Cohen (Adam Brody) is the poster boy.
  • Seth Cohen: the hottest nerd EVER, you can’t understand the true love of Adam Brody and Leighton Meester’s marriage until you watch this show. Two iconic, beloved characters being soulmates irl, thank you universe.
  • Olivia Wilde: easily her breakout role, so stunning you couldn’t take your eyes off her, even as a side character. Barton and Wilde were major for bringing some LGBTQIA representation in this piece.
  • Music: so epic were the soundtrack’s to each episode, songs featured were listed, downloaded and immediately topping charts. I sang along to Phantom Planet’s “California” with glee and Jeff Buckley’s “Hallelujah” still kills me to this day, damn you Ryan (Ben McKenzie) and Marissa, ugh I can’t.
    Rooney, you know the vibe.

Needless to say Josh Schwartz is a genius who also gave us Gossip Girl and sparked another genius. If you don’t understand the level of stress Oliver gave us, did Julie just bone her daughter’s ex boyfriend drama, who Seth Cohen was gonna end up with, will Ryan save Marissa in time blues, then you need to stream The O.C on HBO MAX. You never know who you’re going to spark with your work. You gonna watch or nah? Via: ThX OC