RHOSLC Over Touring With The Rolling Stones

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Fairytales, like all parables, teach us truths through hyperbole. The story of Rumpelstiltskin taught me two lessons that saved me from Mick Jagger: the power of names (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan) and the taking of firstborns.

I didn’t realize how much I talked to him about The Real Housewives, especially Salt Lake City, until sifting through our conversations. Originally I was looking for the screenshot I DMed Andy Cohen, prioritizing watching The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, over touring with The Rolling Stones.

I told Mick, real name Michael Philip Jagger (fucking posers), that I could not traverse the world with him due to a conflict of interest. A reality television connoisseur I knew, knew, from that trailer this was unhinged television. Must see in real time type shit. To which he responded he needed me. Thus I formulated a plan, sacrificing my true desire by watching the series on my laptop. Leading me to send a message to Andy Cohen, informing him of my dilemma. This is where I’m at and I need you to meet me halfway, by uploading those episodes ASAP!

It didn’t stop there. I mentioned the franchise profusely: two thumbs up, Jen Shah’s arrest, the seasons over, what am I gonna do after the reunion? You made me miss an episode, something about a bridal party.

Can you imagine? Just spewing nonsense to the biggest rockstar in the world. He couldn’t give two shits. I was straight out of the movie Mean Girls. When Cady Heron can’t for the life of her, stop talking about Regina George. Not only that, once he made me miss an episode I wouldn’t allow him to speak to me while the show aired. Next thing I know, he was using Raggedy Anne, aka Melanie Hamrick, to gather the souls of clout chasers (read Sutton Stracke Is A Neo-Nazi). He also used the second half of the Ratty Patty sisters (read Rolling Stones Women De-Evolution), Sally Wood (read White Supremacist Crystal Minkoff). Two basic white busted bitches, who only look mildly attractive standing next to old men. Where’s the lie? If you bitches don’t know your place…you couldn’t even stand next to me and be noticed.

Energy spreads, that’s why I told you to disconnect from the Devil’s collections (the Kardashian Jenner West & Raggedy Anne). Since infiltrating he’s almost killed Vicki Gunvalson and the following firstborns: Jack Barlow, Bobbi Rose & Robert Cosby Jr. Medical emergencies, drug addiction. All to spite me. I stand ten toes down on my decision to factor them in.

Ultimately I didn’t tour with him, because he intentionally ruined Sara Tam’s wedding. Taking $5000 from me, telling me to pick him up at the airport, only to inform me he’s not coming when I got there. Telling me to figure out how I’m gonna make it, after saying he’ll handle everything for weeks, causing me to miss her walk down the aisle. After that I DUMPED his ass, that’s when the abuse ramped up. He tortured the shit out of me, almost killed me, got people to help him too. I documented EVERYTHING. I’m from the Upper East Side, I don’t play that shit. I live for revenge. Thanks for the added evidence, you got got. Xoxo Athena. Via: The Hollywood Reporter & WhatsApp Updated:12/3/2024 5:31am

PSA My Forever MOOD

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Repainting people is finished. Everyone will be held accountable for their behavior, who they are, not who they could be. Deals aren’t being given to everyone. If you really think you’re going to circumvent an actual Goddess, the Almighty’s favorite at that, you’re stupider than I thought. That’s not going to happen. Especially if amends weren’t made regarding wicked behavior towards me. I survived Satan, just like Keith Richards he can’t kill me (read Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael). He can and will end your life sans my protection, unless I override it as I’ve done several times including with Kris Jenner and Donald Trump (to spite him). Pay attention or pay the price, the proofs all over my social media, here as well.

I’m a divine. God aligns with me. The majority of you are evil mortals complicit with the Devil: enjoying, participating, allowing, invalidating, ignoring and adding onto to someone’s suffering. Amongst other things. Thinking you’re going to get out of this makes it more enjoyable. Should have paid attention to the parables, this isn’t the first time we come disguised to test humanity.

I’m your karma, your fate is decided by me. The most some folks can do is gain more time before hell as a deal. This was the final test and you failed, a simple test compared to what Athena endured. Do note the difference between the condemned and Mick Jagger, he’s bound to hell for centuries and allowed to return in order to collect. You dear fool, non-higher being, will remain in flames eternally. Being nice is over. The same energy you gave me, you’ll receive multiplied. Why should I tolerate your disrespect and pay you with compassion? Mercy? It screams narcissist, psychopath, delusional, remorseless, depraved etc… I don’t start with people, I react. You didn’t feel bad so why should I? Most of you are just upset you didn’t get away with it. Enjoy your time. Blessed be those who passed, like true believer Vicki Gunvalson. That article is coming. Xoxo Athena. Via: DarkChild_69

Updated: 10/03/2024 1:13am

The Serious Illness We’re All Ignoring

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In chronological order these are the faces of dickmatism. I too have been dickmatised, I’m talking caught him cheating point blank and lied to myself. The world is a difficult place, adding ambition to that equation compounds the issue, making great peen the best stress reliever. Suddenly all your worries are out the window, but at what cost? Your dignity, self-respect, family, friends…is it worth it? If the carrier isn’t a toxic nigga, yes.

After Alexis Bellino returned to RHOC, popping off from her first scene, then attacking one Shannon Beador, I knew, knew, John Janssen possess a magic stick. Otherwise Alexis would not be fiercely protective of Johnny J. Granted, after her misogynistic ex-husband she deserves this. I remember rewatching an episode where Alexis wanted to start a career and he shut her down. Juxtaposed by Terry Dubrow supporting Heather Dubrow in that same 40 minutes. My heart broke for Alexis as she was pigeonholed into being solely a housewife & mother, having nothing for herself.

Vicki Gunvalson almost lost everything dear to her because of Brooks. Once she turned on her kids I knew she was in deep, sis was sick. I say this all to say, dickmatism needs to be regarded as a serious illness. If I didn’t stop having sex with my toxic ex I would’ve never escaped, I promise you. I’m talking full on inappropriate conversations with other women, classified ads for booty calls via Craigslist, arguing with my friends and family due to his disrespect, crying myself to sleep. Dickmatism is real. It can literally destroy your life. Where’s the lie? Via: E!News, Us Weekly & The Blast

Tamra Judge Is Chaos

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The confessionals.
The screaming.
The lies.
The indignation.

Tamra Judge is out of her of fucking mind. Sometimes a housewife just needs to unplug to be better. This season is so very chaotic. Honorary mention to Vicki Gunvalson for being one, two, three sheets to the wind wasted during her cameo. Brava ladies, brava. Everyone is doing their jobs. Via: Bravooomg

Bravo’s Biggest Liar

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Until looking at the comments of this post, I didn’t realize how many liars are on Bravo! People were just rattling off names, leaving me deceased. Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, Jax Taylor, but the two names that rung the truest to me: Brooks and Jen Shah, in that order. Literally Brooks lied about cancer, cancer. Was his then girlfriend Vicki Gunvalson in on it? This left viewers divided, as we watched Brooks ruin the relationships with her friends and family. What I do know is Vicky was 100% dickmatized; her kids were her life, she was borderline overbearing, so for her to turn on Brianna takes addiction.
The second biggest liar is Jen Shah, she lied until she took that plea deal. The level of emotion she gave for that lie is bonkers, I’m talking tears, indignant speeches, guilt trips, rage…she needed to go to jail. I know she punched Heather Gay, who kept quiet as not to add to her sentence.
That’s it, there is no number three. Trying to place the rest in order is too much mental work, it’d take a power point presentation with a picture of each culprit next to their lies. How do you even rate it afterwards? The quantity of lies told, or how big the lie was? Do truth’s cancel out the lies (Jax lied A LOT, but he also told the truth on others who were lying)? Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo! Who is the biggest liar to you? Via: Housewife Haikus