ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
“It is 1 in 100 people who can take hard drugs and binge-drink regularly over a long period of time and not feel deep, dark longing or emptiness. It is 1 in 200 who will not be negatively affected by it. After many years of trying to work this it, I have decided Keith Richards is the exception, not the rule. He should be admired, but copied with caution.”
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Pretty much waited a year for this book. It was like stepping into a time capsule and looking in a mirror. Despite growing up in London to my New York City, Dolly Alderton’s upbringing as a millennial was the same as mine. Although she used MSN messager instead of AIM. A year older than me, her experiences were extremely relatable. From the dawn of the internet to partying like a hedonistic rockstar, Keith Richards serving as inspo (read Happy Birthday Keith Richards!). My friends and I lived out our 20’s in the same vein, I too dubbed this feminism, our millennial burning of bras. The search of adventure, feeling invincible, knowing the armor of youth providing regenerative superpowers after a night out was ephemeral. The messiest decade, leading me to create this blog. After commiserating about our hardships a co-worker crowned me the saint of our 20’s, due to my sage survival advice. Which is essentially what this memoir does.
Alderton navigates adulthood and learns love comes in many forms, focusing on her friendships over romantic partners. Not everyone is meant to have a permanent lover and children, which has been the mandate for women due to the patriarchy. Her biggest lesson is external love amounts to nothing without learning to love yourself. Still gobsmacked that she calls the emptiness from lack of self-love the void (me too). How carrying around that icky feeling propels you to do the inner work and evolve into a better person. Accepting your imperfections and learning to love yourself in spite of them. Finally enjoying your own company, instead of looking outside for fulfillment and removing the wrong people from your life, because you’ve changed. Literally went on the same exact journey, same terminology and all. This memoir asks the reader, how do you define yourself and why? Also why were we all trying to be Keith Richards? Via: Amazon
Leonard DiCaprio is a very image conscious individual, rightfully so. And yet he continues to be seen with Mick Jagger. Detrimental, but he still risks it. Almost as if he has no choice, because the rockstar is integral to his career.
Several things led me to the discovery I’m about to reveal. 1)Mick Jagger’s antisemitism. My husband Lewis Dvorkin and his brother Nathan had a parallel experience to River Phoenix and his brother Joaquin Phoenix. All of them Jews, his least favorite people (read Lizzy Savetsky Proves Zionists Are Hypocrites).
2) Aaliyah and Beyonce. There could only be one Queen Bee, the latter ensured it’d be her. Unlike the former, Beyonce can’t act. One talent short of being a coveted triple threat, the already established Baby Girl was (read Did Beyonce Sacrifice Aaliyah?).
Who has the most to gain from the death of River Phoenix?
Exactly.
That’s when I started digging to see if these two 90’s icons ever crossed paths. Boy did I hit the jackpot. Turns out Leonardo DiCaprio saw River Phoenix the night he died, Halloween. Iykyk in witchcraft. They almost met. In fact, the roles that catapulted DiCaprio to stardom were initially given to Phoenix. That’s right, his mega successful “Titanic” lead included.
Where does Mick Jagger come in?
Well he definitely took spiritual control over River Phoenix, dragging him into the depths of heroin addiction (read Revelation 8: The 27 Club). He did the same to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and more. Keith Richards too (read Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael). While Hollywood didn’t realize he was Satan incarnated, they knew he was an extremely powerful warlock. Which is precisely why, desperate to be the main character but losing gigs to already established River Phoenix, Leonardo DiCaprio sought his services. Were you going to meet him Leo, or solidifying your sacrifice had worked? I’m a Goddess, you used my domains. What’s done in the dark will always come to light love, and if River were still alive, you’d be second fucking fiddle. Trust, Michael Philip Jagger revels in guilting Leo about it too. Lowkey it’s giving Holocaust, a German taking out a Jew. Mick’s favorite event. How free do you feel Leo, now that the anchor of guilt you’ve carried for decades has been lifted? Via: Daily Mail, Reddit, Google & People Magazine
Updated: 2/15/2026 12:53am
Many of you are under the false impression The Rolling Stones logo are the lips of Michael Philip Jagger. WRONG! That tongue and those lips belong to me, Kali (read Jaquana Cornelius Is Kali Ma). The frontman left you clues throughout his work for decades of the epoch we’re in and what he is. Announcing his true identity in “Sympathy For The Devil.” Critical thinking and a simple Google search goes a loonggggggggggg way. The easiest access to knowledge and the majority of you are too lazy to use your brains or fingers to research. Goddess of Knowledge, not stupidity and ignorance. There are no Divines for those things, because they derive from the Devil (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan). You can’t fully blame him, because you’re weak and stupid. Especially when I’ve certified it all, for years.
It was Mick Jagger who suggested using my tongue, kissing my ass. Venerating me. I’m easily the most recognizable logo in history and the symbol of rock and roll. The band was a balance of good and evil, which tipped to the latter with the death of Charlie Watts. The Glimmer Twins, who are in constant contention, are the most prolific angels (read Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael).
I represent the cosmic balance, by myself and with my husband Lewis Dvorkin/Shiva/Jesus etc.
Incarnating before all the Divines for a head start, Mick Jagger knew what I was before I remembered (read Mick Jagger Confirms I’m A Goddess). Doing everything from blood curses to musical enchantment to destroy me (read Suffering Freed Me From A Karmic Blood Tie). Revealing he’s searched for me, unwilling to tell share when his quest began when asked (read Mick Jagger Stalked Me Before Birth). The rockstar has been keeping an eye on everyone I went to middle school with as well, killing the most powerful of blood witches loved ones. Endeavoring to keep them downtrodden so they won’t ascend to power (read Proof: Mick Jagger Watched ESMS).
Born in 1943, Mick Jagger incarnated just before World War 2 ended, to finish what he started. Kill the Rothschilds, the wickedest family to ever exist. Upon seeing they absconded the Holocaust, funding it instead, he said hell nah (read The Rothschilds Funded The Holocaust 2). Not only the Rothschilds, but all Jews. His most devoted acolytes (read The Talmud Proves Zionist Jews Are Of Satan). The accuser and tester of faith, he’s petitioned to the Divine court that the entire population be put into extinction (read Revelation 9: The Antichrist Is…). Unfortunately they’ve verified his claims. The decision is up to me, since civilization is my domain, Kali & Shiva. Via: Imur, Wikipedia & The Revolver Club
Updated: 1/30/2026 10:35pm
Perhaps Mick Jagger thinks having sex with children is appropriate, because it’s proportional to the size of his private parts. The Rolling Stones frontman has big balls and a small penis. The math maths, he behaves as such, overcompensating with all those kids, treats people like crap. He’s also the Devil incarnated, so there’s that (read Revelation 9: The Antichrist Is…).
The only person who defended him against this truth is Jerry Hall, the dimwitted hillbilly he treated like shit for two decades. She’ll do anything for someone who can’t stand her. Having a father that beat her senseless, Hall equates toxicity to love. Girl, get therapy. Meanwhile when someone gives her the world, Rupert Murdoch, she destroys the relationship, still in love with her abuser. Family, the tribe you’re born into, is the first place one learns.
Keith Richards reminded everyone about it in his memoir, something Marianne Faithfull confided in him. Supermodel Janice Dickinson also said the rockstar has a small d*ck. Never forget Jerry Hall threatened to pull a gun on her.
Is it any wonder her tried to enlarge his member with a bee ceremony? Lewis Dvorkin/Shiva/Jesus didn’t have that problem, TRUST. He acted like it, too. Exuding confidence, treating me sacredly, as opposed to trying to murder and traffic me. One of them is a real man and it ain’t Mick baby dick Jagger. Via: Best_Pics_Of_Stones, Mirror & The Standard
Updated: 1/10/2026 10:10am
Unlike Keith Richards and Charlie Watts, Ronnie Wood is not an O.G member of The Rolling Stones. Trust, Mick Jagger never lets him forget it either, treating him as such. Whatever he commands Wood to do, he does. The only one forced to take photos with Melanie Hamrick, even though he doesn’t like her. No one in the band does, Mick Jagger most of all (read Melanie Hamrick And Kids Out Of Mick’s Will).
He was obligated to interact with Kris Jenner backstage at a Beyonce concert, duh. That talentless family is beneath everyone; maintaining relevance by putting themselves on the line when laundering trafficking money (read Four Photos Connecting Jeff Epstein To The Obamas). The elites are indebted to them for this reason, and the Kardashian Jenner’s never let them forget. Cashing in on favor after favor.
There should be no confusion regarding Beyonce and Jay-Z’s appearance at Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday party (read Tell Me You’re Trafficking Kids Without Telling Me). Everyone who attended down to Adele is in on it. This also solidifies what really happened to Baby Girl, these people are ruthless (read Did Beyonce Sacrifice Aaliyah?). Satanists who hurt people, especially children. Birds of a feather flock together. Via: OnlyCelebrityAndRoyalty & StereoGum
Quite possibly the last fucking rockstar. Keith Richards publicly cancelling an unannounced Rolling Stones tour to Mick Jagger’s chagrin, due to lack of commitment. Blithe af. This is premium behavior. I mean…add it to the list. You are witnessing Archangel Michael in real time (read Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael). The only person in the band who can stand up to Mick without dire repercussions of disease and/or death. Try as Satan incarnated might, and boy has he, Keef is impregnable.
Beyond stopping the Devil from fascinating more people, I like to think putting the depraved narcissist in his place is also for Charlie Watts (read The Art Of Fascination).
KEITH RICHARDS FOREVERRRRRRRR! A legend, an icon, a boss, the only living Stone I wouldn’t turn on. It’s his riffs and instrumentals I miss. Happy birthday, I love you. Via: Spin Magazine & Jaquana Cornelius
Following up on my article regarding Noor Alfallah being from a rich family and groomed by Mick Jagger. Hello Magazine did a spread showing the Beverly Hills mansion she grew up in. An upbringing that includes countless summers in the South of France with the likes of Kathy Hilton, amongst other things. She doesn’t need Al Pacino’s money (read STOP The Noor Alfallah Defamation).
In fact the gold-digging, clout chaser, having babies for financial gain and fame, is background ballerina Melanie Hamrick (read Melanie Hamrick Continues Lying). Anyone who believed Mick Jagger, one of the most superficial men to ever exist, would choose her over Noor or L’wren Scott is a fucking a dim-witted poser. A true former fan, my knowledge of The Rolling Stones and rock history allowed me to solve all the incongruous events surrounding their “romance.” While Keith Richards wouldn’t be caught dead in a photo with Raggedy Anne, he had no qualms making an album about me (read I’m A Rolling Stones Muse). She doesn’t fit the mold of cool, beautiful, influential Stones chic and it shows. All that publicity using the 1%’s resources and Melanie uggo Hamrick still doesn’t have a fan base. She’s the biggest marketing fail I’ve ever witnessed (read Melanie Hamrick’s Too Ugly For Fans).
The attacks on Noor Alfallah are baseless and very much sexist. Not every woman reproducing with a rich older man is trying to secure the bag. Sometimes they have their own. This is her social circle. It’s perturbing how few people look into her background, before making stereotypes her life narrative. The lack of critical thinking coeval with zero research, before defaming others is disconcerting, unethical, and unacceptable. Noor Alfallah is owed the biggest apology. Via: Hello Magazine
Updated: 12/16/2025 6:30am
Let’s call a spade a spade, Mick Jagger is bisexual, but skews towards men (read Boyfriends: Mick Jagger & Ronnie Wood).
Explaining his deep rooted misogyny. He wants to be a woman, envious that we’re superior witches. Also his lust for Keith Richards, who is 100% heterosexual. Settling instead for Ronnie Wood. Sis mad, mad. All the distortions in the Bible and myths can be traced back to him (read Revelation 9: The Antichrist Is…).
Mick Jagger overcompensates by having all these women and children, a guise. As someone who “dated” him under spiritual control placed on me, I can ascertain the rockstar wants to be a black woman, me in fact (read I’m A Rolling Stones Muse). All his attributes are mine: death, magic, testing faith. You could never. Basic white bitch.
My guess is the children he sexually assaults are mostly little boys. He started and runs the international child trafficking ring, after all (read All’s Fair When You Launder Money). Based on his obsession with bitcoin, I suspect he was trying to frame me, an upcoming piece. He’s such a delusional bimbo, thinking everyone will bend an unquestionable knee to his stupid, mentally ill ass. Keep the same energy in hell, you’ll be dead soon and I have plans for you (read Two Major Lessons From The Devil). Same for those aligned, who failed his test of faith (Zionists). Trust. Acting big and bad now, you know what time it is Brenda, Kali & Shiva. Via: Getty Images & Far Out Magazine
Updated: 10/31/2025 1:07am
It all started when Sydney Sweeney’s family got exposed for being MAGA. Mick Jagger cannot stand the Republican Party, specifically Donald Trump, with a fucking passion. Mind you they’re devout Satanists. Guess what? Satan doesn’t give a fuck about anyone, especially those most loyal to him (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan). Backstabbing is what he’s programmed to do, one can’t do that without first gaining fealty. Therefore, those most devoted to him are guaranteed harm.
Take for example President pedo Donald Trump, Mick Jagger has tried to kill him on multiple, multiple occasions. Once I vetoed it out of spite, he ensured I’d allow the next attempt (read The Truth: Trump’s Assassination). Binding the entire GOP to him to seal their fiery fates. I mean hello, he killed Charlie Watts after sixty years of friendship and has been trying to off bff Keith Richards for literal decades (read Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael). Who are you to him? Nothing, that’s what.
At first he let the “Euphoria” actress star in a video about me, “Angry” (read I’m A Rolling Stones Muse). Things took a dark turn when he saw that MAGA shit. Marking Sydney Sweeney for death using Melanie Hamrick (read Melanie Hamrick: The Ultimate Wannabe). Something I elucidated to the group chat on May 11th 2025, following up on May 12th 2025. Confirmed by the backlash of her Nazi American Eagle campaign. Letting her know he doesn’t give af, Mick Jagger uses the media to publish claims she’s copying his daughter Georgia May Jagger.
Long story short, he don’t like that bitch. Mick is going to destroy her career by any means necessary before ending her life. This is his plan for all those who supported him dutifully. Joke’s on you, fucking clowns. I told you so, I know him better than you. I’m a fucking Goddess. We created him, not the other way around, you powerless, delusional, imbecilic mortals. He weaponized Raggedy Anne & the Kardashian Jenner West’s– he abhors them, to collect souls, marking people for hell. Hence my forewarnings of disconnect your energy.
He cannot stand Jewish people, especially the Rothschilds, Mark Zuckerberg, Hollywood, he hates the Illuminati, women, black people, pretty much everyone, and needed me to remove my protection so he can fuck shit up. Mark Zuckerberg’s stalking me on Instagram from troll accounts after I blocked him, with his social inept, oblong, inbred, delusional, unattractive, loser ass. Running that soon to be dead mouth (read Mark Zuckerberg Is On The Spectrum). Buffoons, the lot of them. Enjoy that time, I know I’ll delight in cutting it. This is your heaven and soon it’ll be over, Kali & Shiva. Via: WWD & Jaquana Cornelius