The Valley: Lally Versus Lally

I was unable to decide between contentious divorcees Michelle and Jesse Lally, both sides have done their fair share of villainous sh*t slinging, making it difficult to choose. Until Michelle forced viewers into watching scenes featuring Lala Kent & Scheana Shay. That being said, I’m officially team Jesse. Lala and Scheana are annoying clout chasers. I got The Valley on television by proving Faith Stowers is an Uncle Tom, participating in a hate crime against me (upcoming article). Clearing the names of Kristen Doute, Jax Taylor, Stassi Schroeder and Brittany Cartwright.

Lala Kent and Scheana Shay not only aided in bullying me based on my gender and race, they thought themselves above the booted stars, now you’re trying to join them? The cast is perfect as is, all they’ll do is ruin it. No thanks. We don’t want you. Karma. Via: CiciLovesYou, BravooOmg, Blocked_By_Jax, BravoAndBotox & EverythingHWives

Twenty Twenty Three Was Lit

This year was good to me overall, despite my cat’s death leaving me bereaved throughout. Being immortalized by The Rolling Stones via Hackney Diamonds, is a highlight of my life. Mick Jagger putting me on the cover is literally the ending of Almost Famous. Where Russell Hammond tells Rolling Stone Magazine to run the story, after gaslighting William. He’s just like oh yeah, I lied about him lying.
It’s also like Vanderpump Rules with Jax finally admitting to Stassi he got that girl pregnant in Vegas. After ruining her life, turning her friends against her. All of them leaving Stassi stranded with Frank, while they rode her birthday limo back to the hotel with Jax.
It’s also like The Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Apollo confessing he lied about Kenya Moore hitting on him. He’s just like oh well, what’s done is done. After years of having her name dragged through the mud as a home wrecker. He felt nothing about tarnishing her reputation (Kandi’s reaction had me in tears from laughter). Men will really have you out here looking crazy. Making me grateful I grew up on classic rock and the feminism of female rappers (read My Neck My Back With Attico and Black Women As Lab Rats).

If 2023 did one thing, it’s solidify the universal law of three’s. All of my evil elite drama started in 2020, with my truth being validated three years later. Transforming me into an entirely different person, no longer naïve about people I once idolized. Financially stable, debt free, Goddess powers activated by my twin flame, my familiar leaving me as I’ve learned to be a true witch, my PTSD episodes decreasing due to removing triggers, I’ve changed the world. My proudest achievements being creating critical thinkers, not sheep, getting justice for L’wren Scott and beating the ass of my enemies. I could go on, but you get it. You’ve been good to me 2023 (especially in lawsuits), I’m gonna miss you. Love always, Athena. Via: The Rolling Stones

Bravo’s Biggest Liar

Until looking at the comments of this post, I didn’t realize how many liars are on Bravo! People were just rattling off names, leaving me deceased. Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, Jax Taylor, but the two names that rung the truest to me: Brooks and Jen Shah, in that order. Literally Brooks lied about cancer, cancer. Was his then girlfriend Vicki Gunvalson in on it? This left viewers divided, as we watched Brooks ruin the relationships with her friends and family. What I do know is Vicky was 100% dickmatized; her kids were her life, she was borderline overbearing, so for her to turn on Brianna takes addiction.
The second biggest liar is Jen Shah, she lied until she took that plea deal. The level of emotion she gave for that lie is bonkers, I’m talking tears, indignant speeches, guilt trips, rage…she needed to go to jail. I know she punched Heather Gay, who kept quiet as not to add to her sentence.
That’s it, there is no number three. Trying to place the rest in order is too much mental work, it’d take a power point presentation with a picture of each culprit next to their lies. How do you even rate it afterwards? The quantity of lies told, or how big the lie was? Do truth’s cancel out the lies (Jax lied A LOT, but he also told the truth on others who were lying)? Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo! Who is the biggest liar to you? Via: Housewife Haikus