Melanie Hamrick: The Ultimate Wannabe

Melanie Hamrick went from rarely being seen with Mick Jagger, with initial confusion on how he ended up with a baby, to attending every event. The Murdoch’s published her ghostwritten novel, put her on their magazine covers and lied about her merits (read Melanie Hamrick Forces Murdoch’s To Lie). The ultimate wannabe, Raggedy Anne got these elites from Kim Kardashian, to the British Royals, to the French President to interact with her by coercion. Even scoring an invite to Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos tawdry, widely mocked wedding (notice her body language with Lauren, a lesbian). This talentless, black magic, murderer rapist weirdo is blackmailing the Illuminati, because she has the evidence of their human trafficking and pedophilia, emphasis on children. Something she verified to me from one of the many, many troll accounts she stalks me from (read Melanie Hamrick Confirms Child Trafficking).

Make no mistake, nobody likes her, not even hostage Mick Jagger (read Melanie Hamrick: A Lesson From God). Lewis Dvorkin bestowed karma on him after he forced my baby to sacrifice himself to save me. “One day, you will understand,” he told me after taking my virginity. If I died first, he would’ve instantly followed. I tried to die to no avail, unable to live without him and these satanic elites are still trying to kill me through starvation (read The Rothschilds Owe Holocaust Reparations). I die, everyone dies deluded imbeciles. I digress.

Raggedy Anne was able to get criminal intel on everyone, because Mick Jagger started and runs the entire operation. He’s their employer, scapegoating Diddy & Jeff Epstein (a white supremacists who throws us under the bus, what’s the point of the Illuminati again?). The Devil incarnate, he’s been around since 1962 spreading depravity. Appearing as an extremely powerful witch, with everyone thinking he’s this phenomenal performer, in reality he’s redundant, a culture vulture and used his supernatural abilities to literally slaughter the competition (read Revelation 8: The 27 Club). Until I came along and took all of their powers, he’s a false god who runs nothing, I’m the real fucking deal (read Mick Jagger Will Suffer The Most). Not ONE of their spells or satanic rituals are working. Times up, it’s judgement day. Side note: Jennifer Tilly, Kathy Hilton and multiple housewives have pictures with her since she got the intel. Andy Cohen was forced to do this by NBC, he’s close to Sarah Jessica Parker who was bff’s with L’wren Scott. Also she committed pejury endeavoring to remove my evidence (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory).

And yet still, with all the promotion she’s received for years, her following hasn’t amounted to much. Getting .02% of beautiful Luciana Gimenez’s fan base, because she’s ugly. Imagine being so annoying, so unattractive, so mentally ill, Jesus himself chose you as someone’s punishment (read Revelation 10: God Had On Timberlands).

That no matter how many people you force yourself on, no one wants to hang out with you afterwards, because you’re such a fucking loser. You will never be L’wren Scott, these people deserve to be exposed and Mick Jagger is no one to idolize. He’s couldn’t give two shits less about any of you, loyal Stones listeners included, causing all the upheaval and disparity, especially in the American Government. Donald Trump being a devout satanic pedophile (both sides are evil, the GOP is more depraved though). None of you would be here without me and Lewis, enjoy your time those who aligned with these clowns, Kali & Shiva. Via: Alamy, Getty Images, Vanity Fair & YRB Magazine

Updated: 7/13/2025 5:03am

Baby Arm Bianca Censori West

Let the record show, I believed Bianca Censori West dressed like Baby Arm Rachel Dratch prior to her donning this outfit. You’ll find the time stamp below from March 20th 2024.


Legit after I wrote Julia Fox Dresses Better Than The Wives, I Googled Bianca and saw her wearing almost an exact replica dress on April 17th 2024. No shoes. I can’t make this shit up. Portal. I’m lowkey convinced Kanye West’s fashion choices are SNL inspired. Make it make sense otherwise.

At least her coif is better. The Bianca Bob looked like someone cut her hair off, decided she needed bangs, picked the scraps up from the floor, grabbed a bottle of Elmer’s School Glue, closed their eyes, said to themselves wherever it lands it lands, fuck it, and started pasting. Explaining the gaps in her bangs.

There’s only room for one stylish Bianca and that’s Bianca Jagger. In the fashion war amongst Kanye’s exes his new wife currently holds last place. When they called her an IT girl, they forget to put Not before the word. Where’s the lie? I’m spot on. I hereby dub thee Baby Arm Bianca. This is the second time she’s made me cry from laughing. Thank you. Via: Page Six, NBC & The Sun

Updated: 4/22/2024 1:37am

Julia Fox Dresses Better Than The Wives

It’s very clear Kim Kardashian is behind this article regarding Julia Fox rocking the outerwear trend. Claiming Julia isn’t famous enough to sport the look, whatever that means. Grasping at straws with asinine factors of fashion. This was written January 23rd 2024.

On March 18th 2024 hours after praising Julia Fox via Facebook for taking my advice (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me), The Sun published a piece claiming Bianca Censori’s copying her outfits. At first glance I thought this was going to be about Bianca and Kim (I simply saw copying his ex). After double checking and reading the article in its entirety, I must say Julia Fox is right. Bianca looks messy af. This particular era she’s in with the gapped bangs, disheveled looks, brought someone to mind. Like she’s the sophisticated, hot, refined cousin of Baby Arm Rachel Dratch. Bianca is from the wealthier side of the family, she can afford leather bags instead of potato sacks, same theme with the hair except longer, luscious in comparison.

I mean, where’s the lie? While Kanye West is responsible for making Kim Kardashian presentable, he didn’t do the same for Julia Fox. Briana Andalore gets the credit for that, tbh I think he made Julia look worst. Do note Julia Fox isn’t a basic white bitch. A fashion civil war amongst Kanye’s exes? I think yes. Via: The Sun & NBC

Updated 4/19/2024 12:23am