Melanie Hamrick The Odd One Out

Let’s talk about it. Melanie Hamrick for years has had the Daily Mail post her written words of delusion. She looks a mess from deformed face, to wtf are you doing style. As you can see Mick Jagger has a type, beautiful and well dressed, like himself, which Melanie Hamrick is NOT. Bianca Jagger is literally a style icon, who taught many including myself how to be glamourous. Melanie missed the memo, Lwren Scott did not.

I don’t even know where to begin. Your pants aren’t elegantly cropped, they just look high-water. In the first look none of it even makes sense, the colors don’t go and you top it off with raggedy shoes. If that’s not enough, you literally decided not to do your hair. Anyone who can look at her and not see she’s off after I explained everything is just as unstable, like attracts like. As usual focused on her youth, because she’s not pretty.

In her second look the fabric of the high-water pants is made more jarring by her childish socks. Just. Bizarre. It’s wild. Notice she writes it, calling herself a talented ballerina on the caption…k, the lies. Then for you to try write a narrative that you’re so beautiful he couldn’t resist you and chose you over Lwren… a JOKE. A deal with the devil indeed. No wonder she has no suitors (which the rest of us have and do: Noor went off with that billionaire, like Jerry Hall who had Bryan Ferry and Bianca had so many affairs including David Bowie, Marsha Hunt dated Marc Bolan, Luciana Giminez dated Rod Stewart and Leonardo DiCaprio, Angelina Jolie married Brad Pitt, Mick paranoid about Chris Evans made him lie about dating Selena Gomez to keep him away from me, Melanie….NO ONE, Mick likes things others desire, that’s why he stole Carla Bruni from Eric Clapton and no one desires Melanie, he would never look at her) she black magicked for the first one. Mick Jagger and Lwren Scott, victims of a desperate, deformed, mediocre ballerina. Via: Daily Mail

Mick Jagger Is Old And Beautiful

As you can see from our second text message Mick Jagger is my actual twin flame, not fake like some celebrities (MGK and Megan are attention seekers NOT twins aha). We actually communicate telepathically, we have all the abilities twins have. We’re also here to help the planet, as twins are suppose to do. Once after a fight we astral projected in our dreams. We were shopping in L.A and he looked in the mirror and said “I remember when I didn’t have all these lines on my face, like it was just yesterday.” I messaged him about it the next day, now I see this is a major insecurity he was sharing with me. One that bothers him irl.

I love his old face, every wrinkle, every piece of sagging skin, every fold. To me he looks like my baby, especially when he smiles. He use to write me romantic poems, doing everything to earn my trust. I did everything to push him away, because I’ve been betrayed a lot. Before Mick I hadn’t had a boyfriend in six years, that’s how bad it is. All my life I loved him, even naming my cat after him. He started getting paranoid about me and other men, making stuff up in his head. It’s difficult for me to attach to someone due to fear, once I do I’ll try everything to make it work. But the truth is he became mean to me, convinced I was out to make a fool of him. The only reason I even talk about our relationship publicly is because I had to honor L’wren Scott and expose Melanie.

Mick is beautiful at 78. Age isn’t always a determinant of beauty, Melanie is unattractive disguising it with youth, to con everyone into thinking he’s lucky to have her. If she were beautiful she would have options of other men like me. She would have been a socialite with endorsement deals and a successful career. She has NONE of that, she never will unless she attempts plastic surgery. Mick could have hotter gold diggers, that’s why Melanie, who will be gone soon, used black magic. She’s weird looking, like her sister and father. Even Bianca Jagger at her age radiates beauty, one Melanie will never experience, know, or possess. Please note she deleted every account I called out, further incriminating herself.

After all I’ve done for him I do not know how he can question my loyalty, but look at the ageist society we live in. It leads to pure stupidity. How absurd do you have to be, to think Sir Mick fucking Jagger, legendary rockstar, icon, game changer, socialite of the century, a wealthy man, is lucky to have a Z-list, thin lipped, close together eyed, unshapely head, talentless, murdering, rapist, not even a but her face, uneven nostril, uneven chinned, style handicap, from the sticks, nobody ballerina? While Mick owes me an apology and action, the public owes him one. How dare you? Name someone who gets opportunities due to looks alone? Meanwhile I can’t get people to leave me alone, which is why Mick is paranoid. Via: Stones Free

Me & Veeeeeefr AKA Melanie Hamrick

Melanie Hamrick is obsessed with me (but wanted to be L’Wren), now keep this troll account in mind, because the way I discovered it was her is atrocious. When I show you how in my article next month, Single White FeMel, you’ll see how evil and vile she is. Sorry not sorry, but I’m not going to pretend someone is pretty, when they aren’t. I never understood why Mick Jagger was with her and figured he just settled after heartbreak, the one she caused. Now it all makes sense.

Melanie is not a showstopper, again she’s missing an entire nostril. This is the type of stuff I send her and still, she needs my attention so bad, she stays. Matter of fact she was in my stories yesterday. Had I been a sheep who blindly follows I would be a liar like some of you. Pretending a basic, talentless hack was special, never critically thinking about this out of character choice (no looks, no social connections, no style, no personality, no talent). Spineless of you all. Power hungry, pathetic. How stupid do you look now?

And to Michael rereading our text I’m sorry I ignored you and was indifferent to evil. It was the same behavior I complained about other people doing to me with the Kardashians (TO AN EXTENT).

Weekend Warhol

Which weekend warrior would you hang out with? I’ll take the Jagger’s for one million please. The Lennon’s would be too political for my Saturday shenanigans. Photos: Andy Warhol