ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Seeing these Vogue Brazil covers of Zendaya and wondering wtf American Vogue is EVER doing. Chloe Malle also looked a frumpy mess at the Met Gala. Places I don’t want to go for $100 please.
Zendaya skipped it, as she should. Supporting an ugly nerd, who abuses his workers to the point of welfare and his botched wife, who only spreads her legs for a bag, is lame. All of them are losers. Which cover do you like best? Via: Vogue Brasil
This wasn’t an oversight or a mistake, Vogue has been and continues to be maliciously racist (read Negligence Is The New Black). Deeming the Afro a cloud bob is intentional, another attempt to discredit black history, influence and existence. Is this why Anna Wintour chose goofy, talentless, trite, boring, basic, barely attractive and completely uncool, so why would I take your advice, nepo baby Chloe Malle as her successor (read Reality Check: Chloe Malle)?
Edward Enniful is qualified. Malle is not. She’s a below basic white bitch, living off her mama’s success. Acclaim she will never reach. Her mother is better at playing a magazine editor, than she is at being one. We’re over this publication, they’ve lost the plot. Do yourselves a favor and close shop. Plastering the Kardashian Jenner’s on covers, because they launder your share of trafficking money wasn’t enough huh? An entire joke. Which supreme will rise to take their place? Via: HelloBeautiful
Via: Vogue Philippines
Justice for the old Kanye West. Before those succubus bitches stuck their claws into him, draining his energy before completely discarding him. Using witchcraft of course. Having the audacity to deem him crazy, after taking everything he had. Ungrateful gutter sluts. Without Kanye West the KARDASHIAN JENNERS WOULD BE NOTHINGGGG. Write that shit on their tombstones.
They would never be on Vogue covers, not a one. They would’ve never been invited to the Met Gala. They would’ve never been in the upper echelons of society. Positions Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie were BORN INTO (read Never Have I Ever With Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie). They harvest people’s energy for their own use, as I said and have proven. Destiny Swapping; they’re wannabe, fraudulent, talentless, trite, dull, basic bitches (read Kim Kardashian Did Witchcraft On Paris Hilton, Kanye West & More). If they didn’t take “The Simple Life” duos energy, their reality show would NEVER have taken off. Told you guys to disconnect, but you took quantity over quality. Now look. You got played. Over two decades of them doing black magic on you, and who was right? Me. And what did y’all do? Allow them to suck you dry, because you didn’t listen to a Goddess. They aren’t your friends. The length of a relationship does not dictate its caliber. Strangers will do right by you over family sometimes.
Kim Kardashian was literally cropped out of Kanye West’s Met Gala photo in 2013, where he was voted best dressed. Cut to, they’re the “queens” of the event, doing all these fashion collaborations and hanging out with Beyoncé & Jay Z, his social circle (read Tell Me You’re Trafficking Kids Without Telling Me). Switching Kanye’s energy with their own. Star stealing. How you think Kendall Jenner became the highest paid model. With her Pillsbury Doughboy facial structure, acne all over her face (read Negligence Is The New Black)? The witchcraft is real sis. Also Kim needs to stop with the law school lies, bitch it was an apprenticeship. Pathological.
A family of lying parasites. “We’ll get you eyes, we’ll get you follows and likes,” USING THE ENERGY THEY STOLE FROM THE PERSON THEY’RE “HELPING”. They aren’t helping anyone but themselves, on some con artist shit. You can fool mere mortals, but not a Goddess. Bet you insipid criminal bitches regret copying me now. I’m from the UES, we don’t do that fake L.A crap, we eviscerate our enemies, no qualms. Who owes me an apology? When a Goddess speaks, you’d do well to fucking listen, Kali & Shiva. Via: Vogue, Pop Faction & Hollywood Reporter
Updated: 1/17/2026 10:41am
Granted Susan Holmes McKagan knows what she’s doing, Yasmeen Ghauri’s cover is chicer, from styling to storytelling. Do note doing the least, borderline lazy, McKagan is still a far superior model to the current wave of nepo’s we’ve had to endure. Where’s the lie? Via: Vogue Italia & Elle Magazine
The Hamlin sisters did not come to play. Delilah Belle and Amelia Gray Hamlin are getting their modeling legs and they’re already strutting over you nepo bitches. I can tell when someone puts in the effort, the work, practice to perfect their craft. The multitude of facial expressions is working little legends in the making. All they need to do is up the confidence, exude it, you’re that bitch. If you’re going to punch, punch with your full body Delilah, expand, hit those angles like architecture. Don’t shy away from the pose. Take control of the shoot, because we can see the moments of insecurity. P.S that haircut was a phenomenal choice, taking her from commercial to editorial. Forever stunned and couldn’t be prouder of these two for their persistence, especially when a Goddess chews you out publicly. It’s paying off. Keep going. Via: Missoni, Homme Girls, Vogue, Mixte Magazine, Morelli Brothers & Vogue Espana
Following up on my scathing, accurate review of Nepo babies wrecking the runway and shoots with their horrific “modeling.” Here’s another example of Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid giving us NOTHING. EVERY TIME (read Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle). Not having the prerequisite sculpted faces, they should be working twice as hard to serve body. The fuck are these lazy hoes doing? The entitlement is outrageous. How many years have they been working? And they’re still THIS awful? Throw the entire duo in the trash, where they belong. Toss Chloe Malle with them (read Reality Check: Chloe Malle).
Modeling: Isabeli Fontana & Caroline Trentini. It’s giving chiseled face, serving: body, angles, architecture, glamour, dexterity, competence, beauty, storyteller!
Not modeling: Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid. It’s giving Kengi: amorphous facial structure, indolent, dilettante, entitled, delusional, basic, boring, glamour magic, lackluster, nepo baby. Where’s the lie? None were told. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue
Chloe Malle proclaiming to be a proud nepo baby is everything wrong with the industry. For starters, she isn’t attractive enough, interesting, or talented to make snide comments about gaining meritless advantages. That’s the point dipshit, the parents, friends, or relatives earned the position, then these undeserving creatures piggyback off their hard work. Doing a subpar job in whatever field they choose to disgrace themselves in. Shoveling mediocrity down our throats like slop is nothing to be proud of. Malle’s comments show a sense of entitlement that she has no right to revel in.
Chloe Malle’s Vogue debut as Anna Wintour’s successor, like her hair most days, is a disaster. It says everything about Wintour’s deteriorating taste. This is not a person I want to take advice from. I don’t want to hang out with her, be her, or acknowledge her. For what? She’s boring already. NEXT! Via: Impact
Updated: 9/18/2025 5:39am
What we ordered versus what arrived. Return to sender. Vogue’s October 2025 cover marking nepo baby Chloe Malle’s debut as Anna Wintour’s successor is a lackluster, dismal, failure. If picking up where Wintour left off was the goal, mission accomplished. She ended terribly after yielding to gutter trash for likes (read Negligence Is The New Black). A joke, this entire publication is garbage. You couldn’t pay me to work with them.
Neither Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are gorgeous enough to be classified as supermodels, let alone stand there and give us nothing. You basic bitches better work, with those doughy, formless faces. Glamour magic makes people appear more attractive than they are and increases followers, this is how they’ve climbed to the top folks (read What Is Glamour Magic?).
Give work to the real models and get a better creative team. Isabeli Fontana and Caroline Trentini are epic, chiseled, serving face and body. What the real models lack that the 90’s supers had in spades is personality. Thus their beauty disconnects from the masses. Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Stephanie Seymour, going back to the Iman’s and Janice Dickinson’s, you think of them and know their personas. Their beauty wasn’t the only thing to shine. GET IT TOGETHER. These were full packaged women. Step up or step the fuck off the runway, sick of this. Strip Chloe Malle naked, shave her head, walk her through the streets of New York City, while we gather to scream shame, shame, shame and throw stuff at her. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue
Updated: 9/16/2025 11:55pm
Between Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek, I always have and always will be a Penelope Cruz girl. I just am. She’s a phenomenal, versatile actress. I think she looks like a beautiful exotic bird. My soul must’ve sensed evil intrinsically (read Salma Hayek Killed Matthew Perry).
I’ve never been enthralled by Hayek, I respect her acting, she’s a great actress. However, Hayek doesn’t possess the same caliber of skills as Cruz, nor the elegance. I understand the racism she’s endured as a person of color, but not the boxed in as a sex symbol complaints. Hayek made her altered assets her mainstay. She objectified herself, subsequently becoming irate when the world accepted the persona she created. That being said how gorgeous is Penelope Cruz in this shoot? Photographer: Juan Gatti