Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster

Stunned to the core. Incredulous at how incredibly tacky Lauren Sanchez makes designer clothes look. This is a tribal moment, because everyone is on the same page. Coming to the communal conclusion separately, rejoicing that we’re at our agreement regarding her Paris Fashion Week debut. A fucking mess. Women wear the clothes. That’s the lesson here.

Anna Wintour looks chic, while Lauren desecrates designer. She really does make everything look like SHEIN (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). I would NOT put my name on this if I were Law Roach, not a good look. Fashion isn’t for everyone, money can’t buy style, elegance, or class and the Bezos’s prove it. Which outfit was your favorite from this shit show? Via: Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair & This Is Money

Beyoncé Partied At Miss Lily’s

This is the location I worked at, years after Kanye West had his birthday at Miss Lily’s Soho (read Kanye West’s Miss Lily’s Birthday Bash). Here are a few guests who celebrated with him that evening: Beyonce, Scott Disick & Jonathan Cheban. Make shit up where? Had the idiot haters read what a black woman wrote instead of invalidating me for the same reasons, they wouldn’t be going to hell. The fuck. Everyone who’s anyone knows me (read 2020: The Year The Scale Tipped To Evil).

That place was the Studio 54 of restaurants. Anna Wintour was our nemesis. Chair of the community board, she refused to grant a full liquor license, because of owner Serge Becker. Despite contention with the establishment I earned her approval (read The Elusive Anna Wintour). Anna Wintour making me walk the ice paved sidewalk as a runway, while wearing sky high over the thigh leather boots to get to work, is one of the highlights of my LIFE. A nightmare and a dream. I’m major.

Everyone said Beyonce was an overly generous tipper, having dined there once more outside of Kanye’s birthday. I never met her, but had the displeasure of serving Kelly Rowland and Lala Anthony. The former left less than 10% (read Kelly Rowland And Lala Anthony Are Trash). I also met Solange Knowles and made a fool of myself. Opening my mouth to say hi as she stared dead at me, while sitting outside for brunch, right in front of the entryway. Starstruck, not a sound came out. And yet, my mouth remained open. So embarrassed. Never breaking eye contact, I watched Solange conclude I’m slow.

That being said, if you had the audacity to run your mouth defaming me, use it to fucking apologize. You wouldn’t be here without me or Lewis Dvorkin. You better buy and earn more time, hubris won’t be tolerated, Kali & Shiva. Via: Getty Images

Updated: 11/18/2025 11:58am

Reality Check: Chloe Malle

Chloe Malle proclaiming to be a proud nepo baby is everything wrong with the industry. For starters, she isn’t attractive enough, interesting, or talented to make snide comments about gaining meritless advantages. That’s the point dipshit, the parents, friends, or relatives earned the position, then these undeserving creatures piggyback off their hard work. Doing a subpar job in whatever field they choose to disgrace themselves in. Shoveling mediocrity down our throats like slop is nothing to be proud of. Malle’s comments show a sense of entitlement that she has no right to revel in.

Chloe Malle’s Vogue debut as Anna Wintour’s successor, like her hair most days, is a disaster. It says everything about Wintour’s deteriorating taste. This is not a person I want to take advice from. I don’t want to hang out with her, be her, or acknowledge her. For what? She’s boring already. NEXT! Via: Impact

Updated: 9/18/2025 5:39am

Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle

What we ordered versus what arrived. Return to sender. Vogue’s October 2025 cover marking nepo baby Chloe Malle’s debut as Anna Wintour’s successor is a lackluster, dismal, failure. If picking up where Wintour left off was the goal, mission accomplished. She ended terribly after yielding to gutter trash for likes (read Negligence Is The New Black). A joke, this entire publication is garbage. You couldn’t pay me to work with them.

Neither Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are gorgeous enough to be classified as supermodels, let alone stand there and give us nothing. You basic bitches better work, with those doughy, formless faces. Glamour magic makes people appear more attractive than they are and increases followers, this is how they’ve climbed to the top folks (read What Is Glamour Magic?).

Give work to the real models and get a better creative team. Isabeli Fontana and Caroline Trentini are epic, chiseled, serving face and body. What the real models lack that the 90’s supers had in spades is personality. Thus their beauty disconnects from the masses. Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Stephanie Seymour, going back to the Iman’s and Janice Dickinson’s, you think of them and know their personas. Their beauty wasn’t the only thing to shine. GET IT TOGETHER. These were full packaged women. Step up or step the fuck off the runway, sick of this. Strip Chloe Malle naked, shave her head, walk her through the streets of New York City, while we gather to scream shame, shame, shame and throw stuff at her. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue

Updated: 9/16/2025 11:55pm

Chopped Champion Miss Lily’s Edition

Like hello, Miss Lily’s was the Studio 54 of restaurants. I remember the viewing party we had for Chef Andre when this episode of Chopped aired. Graceland was packed to capacity, subsequently his career soared. Watching his trajectory before and after that episode was insane! People were coming in hoping to meet him, like what…from obscurity to a star (read Genc Jakupi, Naomi Campbell & Jordan Barrett (1/2). Mind you the executive chef was a white man, but Jamaican Andre was beneath him…make it make sense. I don’t do that racist shit.

My problem at Miss Lily’s is the same I have with these elites, I’m not going to shit on people just to do it. I always stand up for what’s right. Are people grateful, or deserving? The majority aren’t tbh. I’d like to reiterate Serge Becker was the only person who got to me and I was favorite (read Who Is Serge Becker?). He’s an industry legend (I’ve worked for iconic people, don’t try me). Finding out Eric Goode of Chimp Crazy & Tiger King is his longtime business partner makes soooooo much sense. Like I can’t with them.

Serge was the one who made me reconsider doing shrooms and going to that interactive exhibit. “Aren’t families going to be there?” He inquired. Originally my answer was so what, but I had a change of heart. Maybe Anna Wintour doesn’t like him, because she’s a performative activist and he isn’t. The fear I had when that woman made me walk that ice runway, or jump over dirty piled snow…still major (read The Elusive Anna Wintour). She’s literally the last person you wanna see in this situation. I use to have such respect for her, she’s a large part of why my standards are high. Unlike Anna I won’t be yielding to talentless trash. Ima learn y’all, trust. Via: Chopped

Live Your Life Leave Your Mark

Jean-Michel Basquiat painting at five in the morning. The figure rocking the hat is Maripol (read Serving Looks, Serving Maripol). She remains the style compliment I hold most dear, a huge statement as Anna Wintour herself approved of me (read The Elusive Anna Wintour). I never thought I’d be one degree of separation from Basquiat through multiple people, let alone meet either of the aforementioned women, but here I am living my wildest dreams. All because I did it my way, taking the road less travelled, guided by faith. Just like Jean-Michel. Something as simple as working in different restaurants, over job security keeping me at Blue Smoke for literal years changed everything. Ask yourself is the life you’re living a book worth reading (I live by this)? Are you wasting precious time on autopilot? What mark do you want to leave? Take baby steps to shake shit up. Photographer: Edo Bertoglio/Pop Art Trio

Happy Independence Day?

But are we really free of British colonization? Long story short, no. Rupert Murdoch owns most of the media, when you read The Sun, The Post, Wall Street Journal, when you watch TMZ and Fox News etc…you think what racist, vitriolic, satanic Rupert Murdoch wants you to think. He’ll resort to lying, cheating, murder, he’s above no manner of sin to fatten his wallet. Yes he’s Australian, but clearly thinks very little of America, with his British born kids being the rulers of NewsCorp. Meanwhile Grace & Chloe Murdoch his only American children with Wendi Deng, are exiled from the empire. Their family would’ve stayed put in England had it not been for threats to their lives. Why do they get a say in our presidents? He’s turned on both (read The Three Racketeers: Murdoch, Bragg & Hall). Birds of a feather flock together, the Murdoch’s are evidently deranged (read Melanie Hamrick Gets Rupert Murdoch Fired).

Then there’s British Mick Jagger, forcing everyone to do his bidding for a mentally ill uggo he can’t get control of. Everyone listening to him over American born, Goddess of Wisdom, ruler of democracy Athena. Look where it’s led you (read Melanie Hamrick Is Hollywood’s Downfall). Jerry Hall, a Texan, isn’t his saving grace. She raised her children in England, because the United States wasn’t good enough for them, clearly. Where’s the lie? Boy was she off with that one.

Rounding it out is Anna Wintour, also a hateful white Brit, forcing people to affiliate with scum due to her shady dealings. Topping it off is disrespecting Vice President Kamala Harris, by intentionally choosing the Vogue cover she didn’t approve of. Deciding a watermelon backdrop suited her best (read Negligence Is The New Black). Unacceptable.
While the British have propelled us forward in some ways regarding race (read Donyale Luna Gets Her Due), it’s all truly reparations owed to us for the hate they give. Make America Great Again, by letting Americans run it. Via: Club Magazine/Tumbex

Where Is Lizzy Jagger?

At Miss Lily’s 7A location, as the caption and decor depicts. If you don’t know, now you know. It was the Studio 54 of restaurants, our regulars were celebrities.

Lizzy Jagger is at 7A hanging out with Gabija Mitchell, the reason I met Mick Jagger (read Why Mick Jagger Was At Miss Lily’s). Also Anna Wintour as head of the community board, refused to grant the now closed Soho location, permission for a liquor license (read Who Is Serge Becker?). I worked at the latter location, we only served soju, beer and wine. Hence Gabija taking everyone to the East Village to party late. Although no one had drama like Soho, in large part due to me. Julia Fox & Richie Shazam hung out in my neck of the woods at Melvin’s Cafe. If you didn’t know how major it was, it’s because you weren’t cool enough. Perioddddd. Via: FlickR

Updated: 4/29/2024 11:11pm

Binn Jakupi Stalks Jordan Barrett

A quick timeline of Jordan Barrett and I in 2017

May 11th Thursday: Jordan found me running up and down the street outside the restaurant (read Genc Jakupi, Naomi Campbell & Jordan Barrett (1/2) & Genc Jakupi, Naomi Campbell & Jordan Barrett (2/2).
He came to Miss Lily’s to discuss throwing his Frame event. Having already met, we hung out for hours. It was clear to anyone who saw us we were kindred spirits, soulmates, due to our familiarity. People kept asking me, “Do you know each other?”


May 12th Friday: Jordan was suppose to come back. He didn’t, but the place is packed after he posts me all over his Snapchat and Instagram stories. Prior to the free press, the business was dying. Obvi, since the Soho location is now closed. Binn Jakupi, the pathologically lying loser, waits for Jordan Barrett all day, fabricates a story about me, then tells me not to work there. That day I vow to teach them a lesson. And I do.


May 14th Sunday: I’ve already written an email about Binn’s perturbing behavior. I’m scheduled to work this day. Always on time, my co-workers know something’s up, I’m an hour late. Too bad the owners didn’t know me as well, they fire me. Under the impression I’m poorly educated like the others, they don’t realize I’m going to sue the shit out to them. Serge Becker is reported to be glum throughout this entire ordeal, I was his favorite (read Who Is Serge Becker?).
Love Serge, fuck Anna Wintour. She claims he’s scum, but got conned by fake billionaire succubus with no talent. Bitch bye. She failed as a gatekeeper. Wintour is antiquated and racist. Serge took the time to know me, as he’s the opposite of her. Something else happened between them, I’m finna find out…cause the math ain’t mathing Anna.


May 15th Monday: I receive an email to discuss my termination, an attempt to make amends once they realize this was a business meeting. Jordan was going to have Gigi and Bella Hadid host his Frame sunglasses party.
Olatz Schnabel posted this picture of Jordan Barrett, for Binn & Genc Jakupi to stalk him, having no idea who he was prior. Neither brothers have ever had a conversation with me, but thought I was property. Two inbred idiots. Karma has come.
Jordan Barrett held his party at Indochine, after finding out I no longer worked there. Cheyenne Tozzi, one of Binn’s former basic white fuck buddies, lies to Jordan on Binn’s behalf (read Binn And Genc Jakupi Have Zero Remorse).

Olatz Schnabel’s soul was saved by Julian & Vito Schnabel humiliating Melanie ratty Patty Hamrick (read Melanie Hamrick Has No Suitors). That’s always a way to get in my good graces, attack my enemies. Xoxo Athena Photo: Olatz Pajamas

Updated 4/6/2024 12:01am

Why Mick Jagger Was At Miss Lily’s

Mick Jagger was not at Miss Lily’s to eat. He came for family friend Gabija Mitchell to pitch the below Vogue story- touring with The Rolling Stones in Cuba. They were kekeing in Graceland before open when I walked in (read Mick Jagger Meeting Me).

Honestly, I didn’t like Gabija the duration of my time working there; she’d jock my style low key, on top of being a glorified pimp. Upon meeting she didn’t introduce herself, but asked me to be in a music video. I asked how much it paid. She replied it didn’t, “It’s for exposure.” I declined. Knowing Gabija would profit from using my image, but I’d receive nothing. The other girls jumped at such opportunities, believing working at a celebrity hot spot would be the catalyst for their artistic careers, as dancers, actors, models, but I’m a writer. Growing up well connected, business oriented and different from my co-workers, I refused to be affiliated with Miss Lily’s career wise. It’s a restaurant, period. These girls were naïve. Many of them coming from impoverished, tumultuous backgrounds, viewing each other as family to fill the void of their broken homes. When I celebrated my birthday there, they were astounded that one of my friends possessed a black card.
“Her boyfriend owns half of Upstate New York,” I elucidated on my next shift. Equally shocking was my not paying for anything…I mean duh, it’s my birthday.
These differences would eventually make them resentful towards me, privileges I grew up accustomed to eluded them. Meaning it should be the same for all black people, crab in a barrel ass bitches, after all I’d done for them (read Genc Jakupi, Naomi Campbell & Jordan Barrett (1/2) and Genc Jakupi, Naomi Campbell & Jordan Barrett (2/2). Literally most of the trouble between me and the higher ups, stemmed from my choosing to stand by and defend these idiots.
The floor manager Alessandro (also in a shit ton of debt), assumed I was having dinner there for the freebies. Another racist.

“Alessandro, I’ve been going out to eat since eleven and my friends all make more money than you.” He needed to worry about leaving his elementary school aged daughter at home alone, because he couldn’t afford a babysitter for $10 an hour. I kindly pointed out where his priorities should be (eventually getting him fired). Like the executive chef, he too had a failed restaurant. As a consequence their net worths were in the negatives. I’m talking crippling numbers.

Gabija and I shaded each other. I didn’t follow her around like a minion, nor kiss her ass. At the same time I never told anyone who I knew, or where I’d been, unless someone came in to dine. That’s not my style, it’s tacky. We never had a conversation, my behavior didn’t make sense to her until now. In a surprise turn of events I ended up liking Gabija. Words I never thought I’d say.

She planned this Vice Magazine Bar Crawl for both the Soho and 7A locations, on the day of my high school reunion. I chose the former. Gabija spent most of her time at the 7A location, because they were open late. Also Anna Wintour wasn’t preventing them from having a full bar (read Who Is Serge Becker? for the evidence). The same behavior she expected from these girls, ended up embarrassing her. Gabija promised these places a good time and content. Beyond myself, Jamal, and the other Miss Lily’s Soho squad, no one did anything. There was no turn up, they sat around her scrolling on their phones, like stoned zombies. Meanwhile I’m getting more inebriated, telling Jamal the coke is gone. Get a new bag, you’re scrapping at the dust coating the plastic, enough!

Unfortunately the 7A girls outnumbered us. On our next shift it got around that 7A was boring af. Gabija agreed, turns out she’s looking for a good time too. We finally understood each other. Gabija invited me to hang out with her that night after work. Ariel, one of my ride or dies, answered for me. Letting Gabija know I’m her friend, “Sorry she’s not going anywhere with you.”
At this point Ariel was unhinged and ready to fight. These two were mortal enemies. Having not been at the crawl, Ariel didn’t understand how our newfound amicability transpired, nor did she care. Despite my explaining the business component of Gabija’s crawl, she wouldn’t budge.


From there on out Gabija and I always greeted one another warmly. Turns out we have the most in common out of everyone, but didn’t know it until it was too late. Divided by cliques akin to Capulet’s vs. Montague’s, the beefs had gone too far for us to shake shit up by joining forces. Also she left that place before me. I’ll give the Miss Lily’s girls one thing, even if we didn’t like one another, we unified to drink on our shifts. Never snitching, always covering for each other. For that, I fuck with them heavy. Make things up where? You bitches are mad and gonna stay mad. Athena Via: Guest Of A Guest, Vogue & Daily Mail

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Updated 2/22/24 4:19am