ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Seeing these Vogue Brazil covers of Zendaya and wondering wtf American Vogue is EVER doing. Chloe Malle also looked a frumpy mess at the Met Gala. Places I don’t want to go for $100 please.
Zendaya skipped it, as she should. Supporting an ugly nerd, who abuses his workers to the point of welfare and his botched wife, who only spreads her legs for a bag, is lame. All of them are losers. Which cover do you like best? Via: Vogue Brasil
This wasn’t an oversight or a mistake, Vogue has been and continues to be maliciously racist (read Negligence Is The New Black). Deeming the Afro a cloud bob is intentional, another attempt to discredit black history, influence and existence. Is this why Anna Wintour chose goofy, talentless, trite, boring, basic, barely attractive and completely uncool, so why would I take your advice, nepo baby Chloe Malle as her successor (read Reality Check: Chloe Malle)?
Edward Enniful is qualified. Malle is not. She’s a below basic white bitch, living off her mama’s success. Acclaim she will never reach. Her mother is better at playing a magazine editor, than she is at being one. We’re over this publication, they’ve lost the plot. Do yourselves a favor and close shop. Plastering the Kardashian Jenner’s on covers, because they launder your share of trafficking money wasn’t enough huh? An entire joke. Which supreme will rise to take their place? Via: HelloBeautiful
Following up on my scathing, accurate review of Nepo babies wrecking the runway and shoots with their horrific “modeling.” Here’s another example of Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid giving us NOTHING. EVERY TIME (read Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle). Not having the prerequisite sculpted faces, they should be working twice as hard to serve body. The fuck are these lazy hoes doing? The entitlement is outrageous. How many years have they been working? And they’re still THIS awful? Throw the entire duo in the trash, where they belong. Toss Chloe Malle with them (read Reality Check: Chloe Malle).
Modeling: Isabeli Fontana & Caroline Trentini. It’s giving chiseled face, serving: body, angles, architecture, glamour, dexterity, competence, beauty, storyteller!
Not modeling: Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid. It’s giving Kengi: amorphous facial structure, indolent, dilettante, entitled, delusional, basic, boring, glamour magic, lackluster, nepo baby. Where’s the lie? None were told. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue
Chloe Malle proclaiming to be a proud nepo baby is everything wrong with the industry. For starters, she isn’t attractive enough, interesting, or talented to make snide comments about gaining meritless advantages. That’s the point dipshit, the parents, friends, or relatives earned the position, then these undeserving creatures piggyback off their hard work. Doing a subpar job in whatever field they choose to disgrace themselves in. Shoveling mediocrity down our throats like slop is nothing to be proud of. Malle’s comments show a sense of entitlement that she has no right to revel in.
Chloe Malle’s Vogue debut as Anna Wintour’s successor, like her hair most days, is a disaster. It says everything about Wintour’s deteriorating taste. This is not a person I want to take advice from. I don’t want to hang out with her, be her, or acknowledge her. For what? She’s boring already. NEXT! Via: Impact
Updated: 9/18/2025 5:39am
What we ordered versus what arrived. Return to sender. Vogue’s October 2025 cover marking nepo baby Chloe Malle’s debut as Anna Wintour’s successor is a lackluster, dismal, failure. If picking up where Wintour left off was the goal, mission accomplished. She ended terribly after yielding to gutter trash for likes (read Negligence Is The New Black). A joke, this entire publication is garbage. You couldn’t pay me to work with them.
Neither Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are gorgeous enough to be classified as supermodels, let alone stand there and give us nothing. You basic bitches better work, with those doughy, formless faces. Glamour magic makes people appear more attractive than they are and increases followers, this is how they’ve climbed to the top folks (read What Is Glamour Magic?).
Give work to the real models and get a better creative team. Isabeli Fontana and Caroline Trentini are epic, chiseled, serving face and body. What the real models lack that the 90’s supers had in spades is personality. Thus their beauty disconnects from the masses. Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Stephanie Seymour, going back to the Iman’s and Janice Dickinson’s, you think of them and know their personas. Their beauty wasn’t the only thing to shine. GET IT TOGETHER. These were full packaged women. Step up or step the fuck off the runway, sick of this. Strip Chloe Malle naked, shave her head, walk her through the streets of New York City, while we gather to scream shame, shame, shame and throw stuff at her. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue
Updated: 9/16/2025 11:55pm