ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
This is how you age gracefully. The younger years don’t have to be your prime. Mindy Kaling looked absolutely gorgeous at the SAG award. This entire display is a 10/10, perfection. I’m talking dress, face card, hair, these are the bundles weave is made from. Know your place white women, your locks aren’t the vibe. Via: Mindy Kaling Instagram
Stunned to the core. Incredulous at how incredibly tacky Lauren Sanchez makes designer clothes look. This is a tribal moment, because everyone is on the same page. Coming to the communal conclusion separately, rejoicing that we’re at our agreement regarding her Paris Fashion Week debut. A fucking mess. Women wear the clothes. That’s the lesson here.
Anna Wintour looks chic, while Lauren desecrates designer. She really does make everything look like SHEIN (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). I would NOT put my name on this if I were Law Roach, not a good look. Fashion isn’t for everyone, money can’t buy style, elegance, or class and the Bezos’s prove it. Which outfit was your favorite from this shit show? Via: Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair & This Is Money
Hoe, but make it winter. A perfect collection for all the women who refuse to let the cold weather deter them from dressing skimpy, for a night out on the town. Roaming the streets on a weekend night in New York City you’ll see people wearing less, trust and believe. Pain is beauty babe. Decide if looking cute is preferable to being comfortable. New York til I die, it’s the former forever.
These are the moments where alcohol is your best friend, making you impervious to the frost by keeping you hot. Iykyk. Which fit is your fave? Via: EmpathMoon
Chloe Malle proclaiming to be a proud nepo baby is everything wrong with the industry. For starters, she isn’t attractive enough, interesting, or talented to make snide comments about gaining meritless advantages. That’s the point dipshit, the parents, friends, or relatives earned the position, then these undeserving creatures piggyback off their hard work. Doing a subpar job in whatever field they choose to disgrace themselves in. Shoveling mediocrity down our throats like slop is nothing to be proud of. Malle’s comments show a sense of entitlement that she has no right to revel in.
Chloe Malle’s Vogue debut as Anna Wintour’s successor, like her hair most days, is a disaster. It says everything about Wintour’s deteriorating taste. This is not a person I want to take advice from. I don’t want to hang out with her, be her, or acknowledge her. For what? She’s boring already. NEXT! Via: Impact
Updated: 9/18/2025 5:39am
An extraordinarily cool way to recycle plastic, but reusing it as a dress. It’s actually beautiful. Apparently people are also making bags and other items with disposable water bottles. Kudos to you all. Can we add color and glitter without it looking crazy? Artist: AnneLised_/Annelise.ds
Rewearing clothes differently is a huge indicator of style. It’s not only sustainable, but makes everything fun. To express yourself creatively, telling a new story with the same pieces, takes high aesthetic intelligence. The only AI that matters. Which look do you like better? Via: MiccHouse_
Me predicting the future, watching it happen and walking away like, TOLD YOU SO. Hello, I’m a Goddess, when I speak you’d do well to pay attention, to listen. There’s nothing Mick Satan Jagger loves more than teaching people a lesson about what the fuck he is. Validating me by not only killing my mother on his birthday this year, like he did Robert Plant’s son (read Robert Plant The Hate Crime Victim). But also giving her cancer (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan). How many times on various social media accounts did I say he was going to do my family in?
He’s just beginning. I couldn’t figure out why my baby Lewis Dvorkin (read Lewis Dvorkin Is Jesus, Shiva & Horus) wouldn’t let me kill him, I almost had him too, but all wasn’t as it seemed. The only sibling that survives is my baby sister. He has plans for a lot of people. How he takes Donald Trump out is what I’m most curious about (read Distance From Trump Is Best). I see the month, clear as day. Everything happens for a reason, Kali & Shiva. Via: Lov3StruckMag
Digging these over the top braid accessories. Be it embedded pearls or dangling baubles, it’s a great way to add flair to your look. Always choose style over fashion. Be yourself, original, expressing who you are before opening your mouth. Which look do you like the best? Via: UnicornBoxBraids
Let’s keep it a buck one hundred, Kim Kardashian started acting to best Julia Fox. Once upon a time Kimberly dabbled, quitting upon realizing she’s not talented. Lo and behold Kanye West handpicks her nemesis, from this very blog, and the gloves are off. Competitive Kimberly suddenly has the acting bug. SMH.
Unfortunately for her Julia Fox is superior, at acting and fashion (read Julia Fox Dresses Better Than The Wives). Resilient, Julia Fox is getting better and better at the craft, to everyone’s shock. Miss Fox is a better host, I love her fashion show with Law Roach (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me). She’s fucking funny.
If Miss Fox isn’t the better actress, why did Kimberly’s own flesh and blood choose her for a campaign (read Kourtney Kardashian Hires Sister’s Nemesis)? Will Kimberly ever stop putting her foot on this girl’s neck? The rivalry is historic, it’s giving 80’s “Dynasty”. Via: TMZ
Updated: 8/23/2025 7:28am
No wonder they copy us, we’re an entire vibe no matter what we’re doing. No one steals looks from the trailer park, but trust the hood influences fashion. We invented the beauty industry so, duh (read Women’s History: Madam C.J Walker). We also taught white people hygiene, how to bathe, while they walked around shitting in the streets and poisoning themselves during the Victorian Age. Without us they’d be a dirty, ugly mess. Never forget it. We are actual magic and they’re scared of our power, demonizing our spiritual practices to oppress us and harness our energy. Know your worth, take whats owed. Via: HelloBlackChild