Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster

Stunned to the core. Incredulous at how incredibly tacky Lauren Sanchez makes designer clothes look. This is a tribal moment, because everyone is on the same page. Coming to the communal conclusion separately, rejoicing that we’re at our agreement regarding her Paris Fashion Week debut. A fucking mess. Women wear the clothes. That’s the lesson here.

Anna Wintour looks chic, while Lauren desecrates designer. She really does make everything look like SHEIN (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). I would NOT put my name on this if I were Law Roach, not a good look. Fashion isn’t for everyone, money can’t buy style, elegance, or class and the Bezos’s prove it. Which outfit was your favorite from this shit show? Via: Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair & This Is Money

Category Is: The Divine Kitty

Here Kitty, Kitty. Cats often get a bad wrap as cold and uncaring creatures. That couldn’t be further from the truth, they’re highly intelligent, extremely loving (once you’ve earned their trust), have unique personalities and rightfully associated with divinity. I mean hello, they domesticated themselves. My theory: they saw babies living the good life and wanted in. Explaining why they mimic their cries and like to be spoken to baby talk style, they’re called copycats for a reason. Ingenuous.

They’re also utter and complete assholes, pushing you to the brink, literally living for drama and will speak their mind, especially when wrong. Be it witch or goddess, cats are spiritually sacred and should be treated as such. Which queen holding a cat is your favorite? Via: Harpers Bazaar, DeionPage & TrustMeIKnowBetter

Bringing Everyone Back To Reality

One, she’s not a supermodel. Never was. Never will be. Whoever approved that Harper’s Bazaar shoot should be fired.
Two, she’s not in the same league, class, or on the same level as Naomi Campbell. Girl is delusional. Delusional. Whatever role it was did nothing for Cynthia Barely I mean Bailey’s career. The former can spend the latter’s net worth in a day, sans blinking an eye.

This is what I’m talking about. The gatekeepers and guardians have fucked up, lowered their standards for click bait, and let the deluded reign. Anyone can just say anything. Not in my age, the Athenian age. No, no, no this will no longer do. Mediocrity and lies, throw everyone involved away. Modeling is an art, you’re telling a story with your body, with your face. Time to bring everyone back to reality, especially the Nepo Babies, y’all don’t have it. These are the worst models to ever to exist. I don’t care who your mama is, you don’t have the talent. You didn’t earn it. We don’t want to see you. Sick of being forced to tolerate them. Via: Meaww

Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always

Having cheekbones is a pre-requisite of being a model, sorry not sorry, Cynthia Bailey doesn’t get points for that. Not only is she bad at being a housewife with her boring ass, she’s a horrific model. I’m being nicer than the model agents I grew up with, trust henny. Whatever it is, you don’t have it, not for modeling, not for television. Everything about you is mid, mediocre.

Look at Naomi, look at you. That’s why she’s a supermodel and you’re commercial at best.
What the fuck are you actually doing? You’re not serving face. You’re not giving body. I don’t know why you woke up that day. You gave us nothing. As usual. Then you carried this delusion. You didn’t think it odd Naomi & Kate Moss, long time friends of Mick Jagger, weren’t at his party, but you got an invite…You and Sutton Stracke, who haven’t given an iconic moment and can’t if your lives depended on it, were invited. That should show you how low the bar was set, this man has clearly fallen from grace. A prelude to me exposing you bitches. You will always be the joke you are. PS YOU NEPO BABY BITCHES LOOK LIKE CYNTHIA, I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE MEDIOCRITY. I’M GONNA START DOING SIDE BY SIDES. Via: Vogue & Harper’s Bazaar

Happy Birthday Barbra

A colloquialism I created and often use “Pulling A Streisand”: being exclusive with your time, energy, social circle and affairs, because you’ve already cemented your legendary status, à la Streisand. “She needs to pull a Streisand, she doesn’t need them.” Social media distorts reality, sometimes icons forget there’s levels to this shit. Ignore the numbers, the work speaks for itself. You know how many of the greats I don’t follow? I don’t need to, they’re woven into the tapestry of culture, they have nothing to prove. If instagram disappeared they’d still be relevant. We’re mostly here for aesthetics, duh. What’s your favorite Barbra Streisand piece? Via: Harper’s Bazaar